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By Fairy.Spence 2013-05-19 22:43:55
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You thought pulling out worked? :/

Ding!
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-05-19 22:44:22
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Spoons,you think if we do it,and I do a really REALLY good job of it,the baby will become mine?
One of the strangest questions ever... I've read stuff about like a woman having sex with two guys in 1 day and got pregnant with twins. Apparently both of the men were fathers, the twins essentially being only half related. Idk how true it was, but I guess if something odd as *** like that can happen, we could always see how your plan works out. Though, we maybe should have started sooner, I only have 2 weeks left lol I think his DNA is set.

2 weeks left? damn you must be very much ready for that kid to come out.

I get excited about it since it's so close, but then I freak out because it's so close. I would really love to be able to see my feet, breathe normally and stop being a cross between a duck and a hippo, though. Plus it's been 90 degrees and that's too god damn hot to be 8 months pregnant in.


We knew it wasn't going to work forever, but getting pregnant wasn't going to be a deal breaker or anything for us and we wanted kids within a couple years so we just figured if it's gonna happen, so be it. We were SO sure we knew when we'd 'messed up' but it ended up being way earlier when we thought we were still being successful at it lol Sneaky sperms is sneaky! Ovr says it was the Mexican sperm he has that did it, and that's why we didn't notice it sneaking past the border.
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-05-19 22:46:09
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Asura.Bluespoons said: »
Speaking of!

I want this!
Marry me....

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One of the strangest questions ever...

I've read stuff about like a woman having sex with two guys in 1 day and got pregnant with twins. Apparently both of the men were fathers, the twins essentially being only half related. Idk how true it was, but I guess if something odd as *** like that can happen, we could always see how your plan works out. Though, we maybe should have started sooner, I only have 2 weeks left lol I think his DNA is set.
Actually did happen, she slept with two different men while ovulating and had two ovum release. RIDICULOUSLY low odds that could happen, but, there we go...
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By Quiznor 2013-05-19 22:47:34
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Quetzalcoatl.Xaxial said: »
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Spoons,you think if we do it,and I do a really REALLY good job of it,the baby will become mine?
One of the strangest questions ever... I've read stuff about like a woman having sex with two guys in 1 day and got pregnant with twins. Apparently both of the men were fathers, the twins essentially being only half related. Idk how true it was, but I guess if something odd as *** like that can happen, we could always see how your plan works out. Though, we maybe should have started sooner, I only have 2 weeks left lol I think his DNA is set.

2 weeks left? damn you must be very much ready for that kid to come out.

I get excited about it since it's so close, but then I freak out because it's so close. I would really love to be able to see my feet, breathe normally and stop being a cross between a duck and a hippo, though. Plus it's been 90 degrees and that's too god damn hot to be 8 months pregnant in.


We knew it wasn't going to work forever, but getting pregnant wasn't going to be a deal breaker or anything for us and we wanted kids within a couple years so we just figured if it's gonna happen, so be it. We were SO sure we knew when we'd 'messed up' but it ended up being way earlier when we thought we were still being successful at it lol Sneaky sperms is sneaky! Ovr says it was the Mexican sperm he has that did it, and that's why we didn't notice it sneaking past the border.

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By Quetzalcoatl.Xaxial 2013-05-19 22:48:02
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Asura.Bluespoons said: »
Quetzalcoatl.Xaxial said: »
Asura.Bluespoons said: »
Quiznor said: »
Spoons,you think if we do it,and I do a really REALLY good job of it,the baby will become mine?
One of the strangest questions ever... I've read stuff about like a woman having sex with two guys in 1 day and got pregnant with twins. Apparently both of the men were fathers, the twins essentially being only half related. Idk how true it was, but I guess if something odd as *** like that can happen, we could always see how your plan works out. Though, we maybe should have started sooner, I only have 2 weeks left lol I think his DNA is set.
2 weeks left? damn you must be very much ready for that kid to come out.
I get excited about it since it's so close, but then I freak out because it's so close. I would really love to be able to see my feet, breathe normally and stop being a cross between a duck and a hippo, though. Plus it's been 90 degrees and that's too god damn hot to be 8 months pregnant in.

Funny story about the pain associated with birth. When i was doing my military security training we had to be OC Sprayed. Miliitary grade pepper spray on crack >_<

***was beyond painful and sucked hardcore. After it was over i was talking with one of my instructors. She told me that she has given natural childbirth (no painkillers) twice and would rather give birth twice more than ever be OC sprayed in the face, like we where, ever again....
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By Quiznor 2013-05-19 22:48:25
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This one is better btw

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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-05-19 22:49:18
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Quetzalcoatl.Xaxial said: »
Asura.Bluespoons said: »
Quetzalcoatl.Xaxial said: »
Asura.Bluespoons said: »
Quiznor said: »
Spoons,you think if we do it,and I do a really REALLY good job of it,the baby will become mine?
One of the strangest questions ever... I've read stuff about like a woman having sex with two guys in 1 day and got pregnant with twins. Apparently both of the men were fathers, the twins essentially being only half related. Idk how true it was, but I guess if something odd as *** like that can happen, we could always see how your plan works out. Though, we maybe should have started sooner, I only have 2 weeks left lol I think his DNA is set.
2 weeks left? damn you must be very much ready for that kid to come out.
I get excited about it since it's so close, but then I freak out because it's so close. I would really love to be able to see my feet, breathe normally and stop being a cross between a duck and a hippo, though. Plus it's been 90 degrees and that's too god damn hot to be 8 months pregnant in.

Funny story about the pain associated with birth. When i was doing my military security training we had to be OC Sprayed. Miliitary grade pepper spray on crack >_<

***was beyond painful and sucked hardcore. After it was over i was talking with one of my instructors. She told me that she has given natural childbirth (no painkillers) twice and would rather give birth twice more than ever be OC sprayed in the face, like we where, ever again....

Wow what the *** is in that spray??
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-05-19 22:53:52
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Asura.Bluespoons said: »
Wow what the *** is in that spray??


Spoilered for length

TL;DR - Chilli stuff
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By Quetzalcoatl.Xaxial 2013-05-19 22:54:54
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Asura.Bluespoons said: »
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Pepper spray, also known as OC spray (from "Oleoresin Capsicum"), OC gas, and capsicum spray, is a lachrymatory agent (a chemical compound that irritates the eyes to cause tears, pain, and even temporary blindness) used in policing, riot control, crowd control, and personal self-defense, including defense against dogs and bears.[1][2] Its inflammatory effects cause the eyes to close, taking away vision. This temporary blindness allows officers to more easily restrain subjects and permits persons using pepper spray for self-defense an opportunity to escape. Although considered a less-than-lethal agent, it has been deadly in rare cases, and concerns have been raised about a number of deaths where being pepper sprayed may have been a contributing factor
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By Asura.Abysswalker 2013-05-19 22:55:20
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..I was supposed to sleep? DAMN YOU FE!
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-05-19 22:55:29
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Yeah no thanks lol

Assumed it would be different than the more normal sprays since military grade. Either way, no.
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By Quetzalcoatl.Xaxial 2013-05-19 22:57:18
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Carbuncle.Skulloneix said: »
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Wow what the *** is in that spray??
Spoilered for length
TL;DR - Chilli stuff

Navy grade is like 11% mixture or some ***. Regardless, it *** SUCKS!!!!!

that video i posted is pretty much what happens every time. It will make the biggest most bad *** dude in the world cry like a little ***.....
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By Quiznor 2013-05-19 22:57:20
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Skull that brought back an old school lolz. I knew this girl,her and her husband bought this flavoured gel for when she gave him head. (idk,apparently he cant wash well or something) so one night they tried using it on her. A few seconds after,she was basically on fire because it burned so painfully bad she had to go to the ER.

It was cinnamon flavour.

Her nickname was Tsuki.

After that story,I managed to give her the nickname "Cinnamon Tsuki"

.....it stuck for years lol
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-05-19 23:00:32
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Quiznor said: »
Skull that brought back an old school lolz. I knew this girl,her and her husband bought this flavoured gel for when she gave him head. (idk,apparently he cant wash well or something) so one night they tried using it on her. A few seconds after,she was basically on fire because it burned so painfully bad she had to go to the ER.

It was cinnamon flavour.

Her nickname was Tsuki.

After that story,I managed to give her the nickname "Cinnamon Tsuki"

.....it stuck for years lol
ROFL ok well I got one for you.

My older bro, I real ladies man. Was seeing this one chick (a chick or two before his wife came around in his life) and he loves spicey foods. Well he cooked their dinner that night...he prepared it all, including grinding up some very spicey peppers my Dad gave him. Well they ate dinner, and well this stuff must have still been on his hands after the wash, cause they got to the fooling around, and at first he thought he must have been doing good cause she was moaning liek "OMG OMG" but not moaning, screams, cuz her ***was on fire from the pepper stuff still there XD ER visit for them!
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-05-19 23:01:03
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If you can't wash well, some flavored gel isn't gonna get me down there >_>


If you want to avoid a bad case of flames in that area, don't use the trojan cooling stuff. It's not cooling. Cooling is a lie. It's fire. You'll be shoving each other out of the way, fighting for the shower.
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By Asura.Abysswalker 2013-05-19 23:02:15
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Damn, did Leon go to sleep? ;; Who will I nerd with about pogeymans now?


http://pokehybrids.tumblr.com/
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-05-19 23:02:53
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Quetzalcoatl.Xaxial said: »
that video i posted is pretty much what happens every time. It will make the biggest most bad *** dude in the world cry like a little ***.....
Reminds me of "priorities" we put on ourselves.

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See @ :28 seconds.....
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By Quiznor 2013-05-19 23:04:43
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Asura.Bluespoons said: »
If you can't wash well, some flavored gel isn't gonna get me down there >_>


If you want to avoid a bad case of flames in that area, don't use the trojan cooling stuff. It's not cooling. Cooling is a lie. It's fire. You'll be shoving each other out of the way, fighting for the shower.

I'll take your word for it,I'm very hygenic,just ask abyss. I wont even let her look at my games without washing her hands 5 times
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By Asura.Abysswalker 2013-05-19 23:05:48
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If you can't wash well, some flavored gel isn't gonna get me down there >_>


If you want to avoid a bad case of flames in that area, don't use the trojan cooling stuff. It's not cooling. Cooling is a lie. It's fire. You'll be shoving each other out of the way, fighting for the shower.

I'll take your word for it,I'm very hygenic,just ask abyss. I wont even let her look at my games without washing her hands 5 times
You have to sleep sometime, mi amor.
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By Quiznor 2013-05-19 23:06:51
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If you can't wash well, some flavored gel isn't gonna get me down there >_>


If you want to avoid a bad case of flames in that area, don't use the trojan cooling stuff. It's not cooling. Cooling is a lie. It's fire. You'll be shoving each other out of the way, fighting for the shower.

I'll take your word for it,I'm very hygenic,just ask abyss. I wont even let her look at my games without washing her hands 5 times
You have to sleep sometime, mi amor.

I'll *** sleep with my eyes open if I have to,*** chained to my games or something
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-05-19 23:07:10
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Asura.Bluespoons said: »
If you can't wash well, some flavored gel isn't gonna get me down there >_>
I don't know how any man can NOT keep that clean and hygienic. It's so important. Again, reference the Evolution video. TAKE THE LEG!!!!!
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By Quetzalcoatl.Xaxial 2013-05-19 23:07:14
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Asura.Abysswalker said: »
Damn, did Leon go to sleep? ;; Who will I nerd with about pogeymans now? http://pokehybrids.tumblr.com/

Could always nerd about it to me?

And skull, the safety of our "special" area will always take top priority. That movie was hilarious btw. I remember watching it on VHS.......
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By Bismarck.Leonkasai 2013-05-19 23:07:44
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Damn, did Leon go to sleep? ;; Who will I nerd with about pogeymans now?


http://pokehybrids.tumblr.com/
I did not. :o
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-05-19 23:08:01
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Freaks!


Pretty sure I just broke my PMs. Been talking to someone for a while in PM and now nothing I say shows up in the message we had going or in a new one to them.
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By Asura.Abysswalker 2013-05-19 23:08:24
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I'll *** sleep with my eyes open if I have to,*** chained to my games or something
I just want to play frisbee >:| You would deny me this?!
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By Asura.Abysswalker 2013-05-19 23:09:20
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I did not. :o
WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO?!
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By Bismarck.Leonkasai 2013-05-19 23:10:10
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I did not. :o
WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO?!
Nowhere? D: I just hadn't refreshed RT recently!
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By Quiznor 2013-05-19 23:10:23
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Asura.Bluespoons said: »
Freaks!


Pretty sure I just broke my PMs. Been talking to someone for a while in PM and now nothing I say shows up in the message we had going or in a new one to them.

Or they're ignoring you!
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By Quiznor 2013-05-19 23:10:40
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I'll *** sleep with my eyes open if I have to,*** chained to my games or something
I just want to play frisbee >:| You would deny me this?!

Aye,a 1000 times aye!
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-05-19 23:10:59
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Quetzalcoatl.Xaxial said: »
And skull, the safety of our "special" area will always take top priority. That movie was hilarious btw. I remember watching it on VHS.......
AYe! And Aye! Movie was funny as hell. I think Ima show it to my LS mates when I can.
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