Cerberus.Arebella said:
»I was feelin pretty bleh until i read "The legend of Bloodninja"
And now my life is full of so much win xD
Nostalgia trip! It's been so long since I last read that.
Looking it up again now. :D
I was quite literally wheezing and gasping for air on a couple..
I love umm... the rhinoceros one, and the vegetable one cracked my ***UP.
But omg.
"I put on my robe and wizard hat."
"Bears don't wear pants. And you should pour honey on yourself now."
"Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ***."
"I growl to warm you my cubs are near...Bears get f**kin pumped when anyone is near their cubs"
"Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on you..."
"If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy"
"I make some toast and eat it off your ***. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm"