Can you come to my funeral when I die? One of the conditions for if my family wants to do anything religiously inclined is that someone comes dressed as the grim reaper and just kinda stands in the corner.
I would, but here's the facts:
You're younger than me.
I live in America and haven't seen a doctor in 10 years. You live in Canada; you can't take two steps without someone checking your prostate.
You've skinny as all get-out. I'm... "overweight".
I'm probably dying first, buddy.