Does it annoy anyone else when you realize you're hungry immediately after brushing your teeth?
Well not just brushing I suppose. I have a whole meticulous cleaning routine, where I brush each tooth on all reachable sides at least twice, floss between each tooth until the floss comes out 100% clean (usually only takes once, but not always!) and then swish with listerine at least 10 seconds longer than the directions say to swish. Swish for 30? 40 it is! So my mouth feels sparkly clean every day. At least until I find my chocolate stash.
And then I realize it's noon and I'm hungry. But it's clean! ;; First world problems, I swear.