I'm laughing harder than I should be.
Really though, she's probably more like the girl from, "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon." Which makes me have sads. It was my favorite running cadence in basic, but they always left off the very end.
Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon
She wore it in the springtime
In the merry month of May
And if you asked her why the heck she wore it
She wore it for her soldier who was far far away.
Far away, far away
She wore it for her soldier
Who was far, far away
Around the block she pushed a baby carriage
She pushed it in the springtime
In the Merry month of May
And if you asked her why the heck she pushed it
She pushed it for her soldier who was far far away
Far away, far away
She pushed it for her soldier
Who was far, far away
Behind the door her daddy kept a shotgun
He kept it in the springtime
In the merry month of May
And if you asked him why the heck he kept it
He kept it for her soldier who was far far away
Far away, far away
He kept it for her soldier
Who was far, far away
On the grave she laid the pretty flowers
She laid them in the springtime
In the merry month of May
And if you asked her why the heck she laid them
She laid them for her soldier who was far far away
Far away, far away
She laid them for her soldier
Who was far, far away
Oh, and a passable version of it in song format so you can get an idea of the melody.
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