Day 1: The bananas are under-ripe and settled into their laboratory, also known as my kitchen.
Day 2. The bananas have a slight yellowing, but no drastic change has occurred yet.
Day 3. The bananas continue to yellow very gradually.
Day 4. The banana population has begun to dwindle due to irresistible banana tastiness. Oh dear.
Day 5. The bananas continue to yellow at approximately the same rate.
Day 6. The Experimental Bananas have been moved to the Endangered Species list, but this is unlikely to keep poachers from hunting the banana herd. The bananas continue to age at approximately the same rate, although the slight appearance of freckles on the tin foil bunch and the broken apart bunch but NOT the control bunch seem to indicate that measures taken to slow browning may actually very slightly speed browning. Most likely the bananas are insulted that we have tried to alter their natural timeline and are reacting by being snide.
Day 7: The bananas that are supposed to be browning the slowest continue to freckle at a quicker rate than the control bananas. I did not actually see this coming, I predicted that they'd all brown at the same rate!
Day 8. The foiled and broken-apart bananas continue to freckle faster than the control bananas. But since the banana population has dwindled down to ones and twos per group, I have decided to end the experiment here.
