In Game Pet Peeves.

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People who spam shout for people to give them stuff:

DRG seals (Can I have it?) (Please invite me)
Abyssea boss kill (Invite to join party) (Please)!
32PUP/7RDM (Party) (Can I have it?) (Leech) (You can have this)

No, you can't *** have free seals, kills, or exp.

Guilty :P

Aww you sound like a mean mean man!

^ THIS, ONE MILLION TIMES THIS.

People shouting for help to kill NM but reserve the drops for themselves. Why would I help you if I can't lot?

Because most monsters have more than 1 drop? Find people who are interested in the ones you don't want?

Don't forget the BLMs who don't have half their spells and nuke for crap damage.

People will sign up to join these shouts, at least for a little while, until most players have all their 15 titles for Abyssite of Discernment/Shinryu access.
Not everyone has a nice linkshell willing to help out with these titles, Cere

:-P

Hopefully, once the majority of players have the NM titles, we'll stop seeing the "Abyssea NM do you need it? You can have this Atma. All loot: X" shouts.

[Warcry]Vindication!

Joined a /sh for MM atma but had to farm the KI's. Was farming for 5 hours with the alliance. All drops were free lot. By the time we had the last KI, the one holding them had to leave. The next day, he's shouting MM and locking ***cause he has the KI's.

1: <call>'s I've had the game muted for years and they STILL bother me when i have to read them because you know what... my brain still makes the noise and if i don't remember the sound for THAT one in particular I'll remember a more annoying one instead.

2: ppl with party chat in macros. I understand it for stun, and i guess for shadowbind but really nobody *** cares. Either we know your doing your job or we know your afk / sucking at it without you telling us your doing things every 20s

3: Abyssea has been out long enough... you should know Red/Yellow staggers. You should probably even be able to guess at blue staggers. Get with the program it's not that hard.

4: people that don't read their party/linkshell chat. If i'm taking the time to tell you what to do, odds are your not doing it is either making things much harder or is going to wipe us shortly.

5: people that play drunk/high. I don't get a *** if you like it, if your going to do it just don't play with me where i need you not to have your head in the *** clouds screaming double rainbow.

6: ppl that whine about not getting to come X-job to lowman events. Safety > Efficency > get random skill up / exp on XXX job that you want

7: Job emotes... wish i could turn off the visual effect i blocked the chat info from showing up but i'm done with everyone wanting to be on a frog with wings when they should be fighting.

8: People who don't come on time

9: People who don't come prepared (don't have spells/tools/meds etc)

10: People who don't do BASIC look up for NM's... like what it drops, or what evil TP move to be prepared for. (I'm guilty of this for some spur of the moment things)

Can dat swap the animations to something less annoying like /bow or /salute

ppl messing with boxes that they should know are mimics when we are setting up to fight a zone boss/NM etc...

>.>

I remember my one inch punch macro from back in the day. It was 2 lines.


Behold! Fear the wrath of my one inch penis... I mean punch
/blush

Granted, that WS sucked and I'd only ever use it once per party, lol.

This. This happened when my LS was pulling Sedna, and one of my party members touched a gold chest, spawned a mimic, and wiped us (single party, not the entire alliance). It pissed me off, since I was supposed to be healing whoever was tanking Sedna, not putting up with someone's lack of common sense.

We've all been there, and then we learn not to.

Opt for something more clever, and put it in /s, such as "Queen of the Cold Shoulder!" or something ridiculous.

But make sure you're a half decent SMN (properly skilled and geared) if you're going to make macros like that, otherwise you'll just look like a foolish fool doing foolishly foolish things.

I made rhymes for my summons for shits and giggles XD

"Creature of light, aid my plight"

*** love rhyming SMN macros.

Share some more Flion!

ooooo I remember I had macros for my blm when I was lv'ing it for warp (dunes/qufim)

Aero was "Wind so swift, it'll cut yo booty hole"

There's a dnc on Odin, I've never met him but I swear he runs past me at least twice a day. He has a chocobo jig macro with stuff in /say. It makes me want to trip him every time he runs past, and that is SO mean of me! xD

Here you go:

zoom zoom....chocobo jig

That's it! Is it you? <.< .... >.> .... /trip!

My pet peeves have mostly been covered by others.

The Bazaar thing
The let me key *** thing


I also think people who /p for every single macro they have it's so ridiculously annoying to me, most of these people add something they think it witty and cute it's plain annoying especially for ***like Cure --------> <t> omfg I've already cured them to full HP by the time your macro scrolled the /p chat. The only /p chat macro I find really acceptable is Convert warning, Pro/Shell type buff, Stun -> X is next maybe a few others I can't think of.

Since I've come back from 2 years ago it seems the new /ma macro thing to do is a /dance1234 type thingy while casting, it's much less annoying but I still don't do it :)