Are You An AssHole?

Well, I only brought that part up because IT IS NOT THAT *** HARD TO REMEMBER.

Folks, I’d like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom ofour chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we don’t know

I’m just a regular Joe, with a regular job
I’m your average white, suburbanite slop
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain’t enough to keep a man like meinterested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else’s expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I’m an *** (he’s an ***)
I’m an *** (he’s an ***, such an ***)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying “how about this heat”

I’m an *** (he’s an ***)
I’m an *** (he’s the world’s biggest ***)

Sometimes I park in the handicap spaces
While handicapped people make handicap faces

I’m an *** (he’s an ***)
I’m an *** (he’s a real *** ***)

Maybe I shouldn’t be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they’re right when they tell me I’m wrong
Nah

I’m an *** (he’s an ***)
I’m an *** (he’s the world’s biggest ***)

You know what I’m gonna do
I’m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal lions for head lights (yeah)
And I’m gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald’s
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when I’m done sucking down those greeseball burgers
I’m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I’m gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out theside
And there ain’t a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because we’ve got the bombs, that’s why
2 words, nuclear ***’ weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy theywant
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tinian Square and it won’t make alick of difference
Because we’ve got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, he’s frozen, and as soon as we find a curefor cancer
We’re gonna thaw out the duke and he’s gonna be pretty pissedoff
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15million times
That’s how pissed off the duke’s gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Castive Eddies,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckenthorp, and a case of whiskey, anddrive down to Texas...

(Hey! You know, you really are an ***!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
I’m an *** (he’s an ***)
I’m an *** (he’s the world’s biggest ***)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

I’m an *** and I’m proud of it

It really isn't that hard if you have a basic understanding of what a contraction is. :\

Denis Leary is fanfuckingtastic, I remember lmao to that video as a kid.
Totally forgot about that.

umad?(rhetorical question)

:| I got a 12! BLATANT LIE! Haha, but I am spanish... so this sounds just about right for me.

So~ racist.

Cra~zy sexist.


Edit: Since I don't know you, I guess I should clarify that I'm joking. Otherwise you might come after me with some of that evil-Spanish-girl rage =D

Holy ***, I got a 21. lmao That's not a good sign.

11 but some questions didn't apply

Sir, you'd be terrified! (f*',.,')f

what would you consider to be evil spanish girl rage?
i've seen it rarely but haven't been able to identify it.

I scored a 20 ;; oh no

You're probably right; I scare easy... especially around women.

Long fingernails = People-claws

that's why you have to grow out your pinky nail for a shank finger.

Loud tone of voice, not considered yelling but actually speaking normally ;p followed by a lot of hand gestures and a slur of spanish swears. And fists. Cause we know how to fight {¦ Nails, pffffffffft. You gotta be tough when you come from people that usually don't grow past 5'8!

Good idea! I've had mine grown out for years anyway.



For extra nose-picking power.

I scored: 17 = 15 or more: You sound like a full-blown certified *** to me, get help immediately. But, please, don’t come to me for help, as I would rather not meet you.

QED your avatar.

and then comes the angry sex!

QED = what?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q.E.D.

OH

3, then I retook it and in my head replaced "work" with "in game" and got a 6

Something about your avatar makes me gag lol.

got a 5 but a lot of those questions don't apply

Im just competitive in the work place is all

5 somehow

I'm going to interject here.. I never sign anyone up for anything, for staters, two, why would someone that you have flame wars with, would want to know who and how my kids are, that to me, is down right strange, and werid & tbh feels kinda stalk-ish in real life,
and 3, I believe you went out of your way to find out what linkshell I belonged to, and to try to create havoc... why? I have your IP b.c I am one of the moderators of the website...



Flion... Don't paint yourself innocent, you know, and we all know, your "***"... just sayin...

..but w.e say what you want, from this point on, I don't give a ***anymore about ya.

Psst ~

There's a block function now.

Keep that on the D.L. though!