Asura.Dameshi said:
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Alexander.Sumo said:
I can never get enough Derf...
ENOUFF OF WHAT BRODERr??? O__________________O WUT?
ENOUFF OF YO SMILODON FACE BRODER!! YA ALWAYZ IN DA GOOD MOOD DERFY!
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BRODER ONLY WHEN I AM OUTS WITH UR MOMMA OR I GETS 50K IN MAH MOGGILEH HOUSE YO!
MAH MOMMA ALWAYZ DID LIEK DA GALKA! I MEMBER DIS ONE TIEM MAH MOMMA SAID SHE WANTED DA SAUSAGE DAT DIS ONE GALKA WAS SELLIN AND I ASKED TEH GALKA MAN OW MUCH FOR IS SAUSAGE AND DA GALKA MAN SAID FIVE DOLLA AND I BAUGHT DA GALKA MANS SAUSAGE AND MAH MOMMA TOLD ME IT WAS DA BEST SAUSAGE EVAR! I WISH I HAD ME THE GALKA MANS SAUSAGE NOW. BUT DERFY TELL ME ABOUT YOU 50K GILLIES. HOW DID YA GET DA GILLIES IN YA MOGHOUSE I NEVA HAVE DA GILZORZ IN MAH MOGHOUSE!
OAWH THAT STOREH DONE SOUND MIGHTEH SAME AS WUT HAPPEN TO MEH YO! ANYWAY WELLLLL i WAS ACTUALY HUNGREH AN BOUGHT MYSELFS SOME SAWSAUGES YO SO I DUNT HAVE 50K NOMORE ANYWAY A LIL TIPS TO GET SOME GILLIES EVERYONCEAWHIKE WHEN UR OUT KICK GOOBIE *** U GETS S SPECAILZ CUPON IN THE CHATBOX... GIT UR MOMMAS CREDIT CARD AND GET SOME GILLIES ON DEM WEBSITE INSERT DEM COPON U GETS SPECIAL PRIZES YO!!!! YEAH BUT i AM GOOD GALKERS I WAS JUST KIDDIN YO! YEP i JUST HACKED INTO ONE MAH BUDDEHS ACCOUNTS AND USED TAT EXPREISS TELEGRAM TRANSFUER THINGER O______________O
YUR BUDDEH HAD 50K GILLIES?! HE MUST BE FAMOUS OR SUMTING TO BE DAT RICH! i HAVE DIS FWRIEND AND SHE HAS SO MUCH GILLIES DAT SHE GAVE MEH SUM OF DAT INISADABLE POUDER AND DAT SILIENT OIL! SHE MUST BE CRAZEE TA GIB MEH DAT STUFF FOUR FREE! CAN YA BELEEVE DAT DERFY?!
OAH !!! Y'ALL LUCKEH GOTES A FRIENDLY BRODER!!!!!! i haddddddDDD DAM TNEH KEYBOARD !!! ANYWAY WUT WAS I SAYIN OH YEAH YO I HAD A BUDDEH USE DEM MAGICAUL POWERS DONE MADE MEH DISAPPRED SO I DONE FOLLOWS HIM TO A NEST WITHA DRAGGY!!! ANYWAY YO UR FRIEND LOADED WITH GILLERS Y'ALL GOTES SOME MOERE DEM GILLIES?? I TEL YA WUT I NEED 500K TELLS HIM ITS FOR A GOOD BUDDEH YO!
i WILL GO ASK HER NOW!!
SHE TOLD MEH DAT SHE WANTS TA KEEP HER GILLIES SO SHE CAN GET A CRACKIN CLUB FUR HERR DARK NITE AND CAN KEEL ABSEWLOOT VERCHOO WIT HER ZURGIN IT WATEVA DAT MEENS! I TOLD HER DAT HER GILLIES WULD HELP DA DERFY GIV OUT PRESENTS FOUR CHRIZZMAS DIS YEAR BUTT SHE STILL SAID NO WEI!
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WUT THE HELL WUT THE HELL IS UP WITH DAT CHITNIT??? THAR AINT BETTER THANGS DEM DERFYMAS!!!! GOES TELL HER DANG OLD DERFTHEGALKERS NEED EM GILLERS!!!! ALLS THE GOOD OL BOIS AND GURLIES DEPENIN ON HERS GILLERS THIR DANG OL YER AND TELLS HER SHES GUNNA MAKES DEM CRY CUZ GOOD OL DERFEHCLAUS MAXED OUTS DEM CREDIT CARDS YO!!!! AIT LIKE Y'ALL NEEDS SOME CLUB TO KICK *** GET URSELFS A MOTH AXE !!!! i DOES KICK SOME *** WITH ITS !!! FEW SWINGS OF MAH AXE THE MOBBIE DIE!!! oAH ONE JUST DIED RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT HOWS!!! DERFTHEGALKA FTMOFOWIN!!! DERFTHEGALKA FTMOFOWIN!!! BRODER DERFTHEGALKA FTMOFOWIN YEP!!!
SHE STILL WONT GIVE YA DA GILLIES! SHE SAYS SHE TINKS ULL JUST USE DA GILLIES TA MAKE YURSELF RICH. I SAID NO WAI NOT DERFY! DERFY GIVS ALL TEH PRESENTS! DERFY SHULD BE PRESENTENT OF TEH UNITED STAITS! OR EVEN KING OF DA HOLE WORLD! DERFY FOR KING!
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THAT TRU BRODER THAT TRU NO NO NO NOT MEH SELLIN DEM GILLIES FOR SOME GEARS OF WAR THAT BE WRUNG GEST LOOK BRODER DOES THIS HER FACE TELLS LIES??
NUPE!! THIS HER GOOD OL DERFEH YO!!! BE TRUSTIN UR GILLERS TO A GOOD CAUSE YO!!! WELLLLLLLLLLL YEP I GUESS BEIN THE KING OF THE FANTASI ILANDS IS AINT BIG ENUFF I AM GUNNA RUN FOR THAT ONE BRODER;S JOB... UH I THINK HIS NAME IS GOD OR SUMETHIN LIKE THAT I FORGETS
