The Most Annoying Way...

YOOOOO BRODER I BEEN DOIN GOODS YO I GOTES MAHSELVERS ONE OF DEM FFX-1FUR GAMES BUT I CANTS FIGURE ON OUTS WHY NOBODY INVTES MEH TO A DAM PARDEH I SLIPPED ON MAH SMEXY PARDEH HAT... MAH PARDEH BOOTIES+1... MAH PARDEH JINGLEH BELLS AND I STILL CANT GET A DAM INVITES!

I was talking to my Precalculus instructor and he was telling me you don't HAVE to be good at math for engineering major. What he was saying is you HAVE to have the personality for it, which is, being fine with apporximations.

Would this be a true statement?

I FEEL JA BRODER! SUMTIMEZ I GO AND DEY SAY NO WAI WE WANT NO BEARDS AND I ALL SAYZ DA BEARD IS DA POWA! AND DEY ARE LIKE NO WAI WE WANT THE KITTAE! THAT BE WRONG BRODAH! WERE JA GET DA PARDEH HATZ?! I WANT ONE!

EY DERF BRODER, LONG TIMEZ NO SEE MAN!!!

Christ its hard to say that without laughing...

You can't be lazy, engineering is a lot of grinding homework problems. I'd find it hard getting through courses like Calc 1-3, Differential Equations, and Dynamics without enjoying math. But if you like a challenge and working hard, anything is possible. ;D

I don't find it all that difficult to hit that caps lock and do that without laughing, I think you are just easily amused.

You precalc was half right. You dont need to be good at math to be engineering, you need to be good at learning how to do math, and being dedicated. What Zef said is right, you really do grind homeowkr. You work the same 10 problems that will take you 8 hours to complete, but all with different variables or small tweaks. its tedious and monotonous, but in the long run it ensures you really know your ***.

But math is very important. if you dont have strong math skills, you better get them, or become a industrial engineer.

I always picture Ali G talking when I see Derf, and I laugh.

AT LEAST I HAVE A SOUL VINVV!!!

I have one, it's just in shackles.
Only when I'm in a manic state or sleeping can it come out to play.
My soul is a bottomless pit of rage.

I heard cutting yourself releases some of that anger

sounds tough

*hmm*

BUTT SCRATCHER!? BUTT SCRATCHER!

Meh, various things can control and regulate the energy.
I just wouldn't want to be on the receiving end when all hell breaks loose.
I keep a bag of sand in my pocket at all times.
I think my cynicism and low blows do a good job.

I thought cutting yourself was the way you got the sad out.. Guess I've been doing it wrong, all these years..

That makes me so angry.. Oh, hey!

If I hit you in my car on accident, I'd back over you on purpose. STOP BEIN A BUMBACLOT!

BRODER i STOP BEINS A BUMBACLOTWHATER BRODER IF Y'ALL STOP BEIN A BUTTHOLIO IN THE BEGINS YO!!!! iT AINT REELING IN DEM LIL GURLIES IF Y'ALL A BUTTMUCNHER!!! ANYWAYS HEY u GOT URS FANCEH LVLS AND UR FANCEH CRAFTIN SKILS WHILE HERE I AM A POOR LIL OL GALKERS THAT GOTTA DO WHAT A GALKENS GOTTA TODO TO SURVIE IN THE WILDERNESS YO OF FANTASILANDS!!!!!!! SO BRODER I PICK A BIG OL SHOVEL AND I GOES TO A FELLER ROEGARDEMS AND HE GONE SHOWS GOOD OL DERFIE HOWS TA MINE FUR SOME GILLERS AND I A AM LIKE BRODER!!! HE LIKE DERFEH!!! I AM LIKE BRODER!!!! HE LIKE DEEERFFFFEEHH!!!!! I AM LIKE BRODER WUER YA'LL SWING THIS HER AXE GET SOME GILLERS HE LIKE DERFEH I DUNNO MAN I GEST SWING THIS HER AXE AND WHER IT HITS GET S SOME STUFF COM'N OFF OF DEM ROCKS.. I AM LIKE OAH!!!! O_____________O LET ME TRY THAT OUTSSSS RRAWWWRRR!!! BUT DAMMIT I ONLU GOTES A GOLD NUGET! SO I DONE THROW THAT AWAY I NEED GILLERS!

BRODER I GOTES UR BAX! I DONE GOTE MY BIRDSHIP PASS SO I CNA FLIE THROO TEH AIRS LIKE A BIRDIE, U DONE GOTES DAT YET? IT'S REL E-Z, JUST GODDA GET DEM DER RUSTEH SUOBLIGURS, U CNA GET DEM E-ZER SINC DEM DER ABYISESSEZS.

OAWH!!! THAT SOUNDS MIGHTEH FANCEH YO!! I GOTES MAH CHEEKIN PASS WHEN I WAZ A NOBBLIEH DONE PLAYIN HER GAMES BUT NEEVER NEW CHEEKINS FLAH YO OAH THATS AWESOMEUNE I CAN FLAH TO KAZZY CUZ I STILL NEED MAH KAZZY KEYS TO RIDE DEM AIRBOAT

ANYWAYS BRODER YEP!!! I TELL YA WUT

I can never get enough Derf...

ENOUFF OF WHAT BRODERr??? O__________________O WUT?

ENOUFF OF YO SMILODON FACE BRODER!! YA ALWAYZ IN DA GOOD MOOD DERFY!

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BRODER ONLY WHEN I AM OUTS WITH UR MOMMA OR I GETS 50K IN MAH MOGGILEH HOUSE YO!

MAH MOMMA ALWAYZ DID LIEK DA GALKA! I MEMBER DIS ONE TIEM MAH MOMMA SAID SHE WANTED DA SAUSAGE DAT DIS ONE GALKA WAS SELLIN AND I ASKED TEH GALKA MAN OW MUCH FOR IS SAUSAGE AND DA GALKA MAN SAID FIVE DOLLA AND I BAUGHT DA GALKA MANS SAUSAGE AND MAH MOMMA TOLD ME IT WAS DA BEST SAUSAGE EVAR! I WISH I HAD ME THE GALKA MANS SAUSAGE NOW. BUT DERFY TELL ME ABOUT YOU 50K GILLIES. HOW DID YA GET DA GILLIES IN YA MOGHOUSE I NEVA HAVE DA GILZORZ IN MAH MOGHOUSE!

OAWH THAT STOREH DONE SOUND MIGHTEH SAME AS WUT HAPPEN TO MEH YO! ANYWAY WELLLLL i WAS ACTUALY HUNGREH AN BOUGHT MYSELFS SOME SAWSAUGES YO SO I DUNT HAVE 50K NOMORE ANYWAY A LIL TIPS TO GET SOME GILLIES EVERYONCEAWHIKE WHEN UR OUT KICK GOOBIE *** U GETS S SPECAILZ CUPON IN THE CHATBOX... GIT UR MOMMAS CREDIT CARD AND GET SOME GILLIES ON DEM WEBSITE INSERT DEM COPON U GETS SPECIAL PRIZES YO!!!! YEAH BUT i AM GOOD GALKERS I WAS JUST KIDDIN YO! YEP i JUST HACKED INTO ONE MAH BUDDEHS ACCOUNTS AND USED TAT EXPREISS TELEGRAM TRANSFUER THINGER O______________O

YUR BUDDEH HAD 50K GILLIES?! HE MUST BE FAMOUS OR SUMTING TO BE DAT RICH! i HAVE DIS FWRIEND AND SHE HAS SO MUCH GILLIES DAT SHE GAVE MEH SUM OF DAT INISADABLE POUDER AND DAT SILIENT OIL! SHE MUST BE CRAZEE TA GIB MEH DAT STUFF FOUR FREE! CAN YA BELEEVE DAT DERFY?!

OAH !!! Y'ALL LUCKEH GOTES A FRIENDLY BRODER!!!!!! i haddddddDDD DAM TNEH KEYBOARD !!! ANYWAY WUT WAS I SAYIN OH YEAH YO I HAD A BUDDEH USE DEM MAGICAUL POWERS DONE MADE MEH DISAPPRED SO I DONE FOLLOWS HIM TO A NEST WITHA DRAGGY!!! ANYWAY YO UR FRIEND LOADED WITH GILLERS Y'ALL GOTES SOME MOERE DEM GILLIES?? I TEL YA WUT I NEED 500K TELLS HIM ITS FOR A GOOD BUDDEH YO!

After reading all of this, I feel as if I have been mindfucked by a Q-tip.

Two thumbs up.

@Derf

Thank you Derf for making my day better with a good laugh.

i WILL GO ASK HER NOW!!






SHE TOLD MEH DAT SHE WANTS TA KEEP HER GILLIES SO SHE CAN GET A CRACKIN CLUB FUR HERR DARK NITE AND CAN KEEL ABSEWLOOT VERCHOO WIT HER ZURGIN IT WATEVA DAT MEENS! I TOLD HER DAT HER GILLIES WULD HELP DA DERFY GIV OUT PRESENTS FOUR CHRIZZMAS DIS YEAR BUTT SHE STILL SAID NO WEI!

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WUT THE HELL WUT THE HELL IS UP WITH DAT CHITNIT??? THAR AINT BETTER THANGS DEM DERFYMAS!!!! GOES TELL HER DANG OLD DERFTHEGALKERS NEED EM GILLERS!!!! ALLS THE GOOD OL BOIS AND GURLIES DEPENIN ON HERS GILLERS THIR DANG OL YER AND TELLS HER SHES GUNNA MAKES DEM CRY CUZ GOOD OL DERFEHCLAUS MAXED OUTS DEM CREDIT CARDS YO!!!! AIT LIKE Y'ALL NEEDS SOME CLUB TO KICK *** GET URSELFS A MOTH AXE !!!! i DOES KICK SOME *** WITH ITS !!! FEW SWINGS OF MAH AXE THE MOBBIE DIE!!! oAH ONE JUST DIED RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT HOWS!!! DERFTHEGALKA FTMOFOWIN!!! DERFTHEGALKA FTMOFOWIN!!! BRODER DERFTHEGALKA FTMOFOWIN YEP!!!