I've got you all beat.
I once spent the *entire day* tele-whoring in whitegate. This isn't notable, except that I did so much of it that it got seared it into my subconscious.
Instead of logging, like a safe person would do, I left my character idle.
The next morning, I woke up to a chat log that went rougly like this:
"(Random person shouts) Teleport-Mea Can I have it? Reward!"
Party chat: (Random person) "Hello!"
(Random person wants to trade with you.)
(Trade completed.)
Kanjirou starts casting Teleport-Holla.
Party chat: (Random person) "Uh I wanted Mea."
Kanjirou casts Teleport-Holla.
Kanjirou vanishes!
(Random person) vanishes!
--- La Theine Plateau ---
(Random person tells) ":( /cry"
I don't remember any of it.
I slept-tele-d and abandoned the poor schmuck in La Thiene. Dude payed me, too. And I was still sitting there in the morning.
I tried to get in touch with him the next day to give him back his money, but he wouldn't respond. lol >.> /shame