Breaking pearls and repearling people and such like it's nothing. Talking about how much you like your jobs when all you ever do is play BRD.
What the hell, man? :<
Also, sup?
Wth Foxx
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wth Foxx
What is this....
I don't even....
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You know you like that dual March.
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Foxx threw a pine cone at me and left a coupon for softserve ice cream.
This passive-aggressive behavior hurts you and everyone who cares about you, amigo.
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Maruraba hit me with a 1940 sedan and painted my legs with non-stick pam.
This random act of hilarious violence has nothing to do with Foxx or the softserve ice cream I want to eat. Btw, Foxx owes me a dollar. Wth man Wth
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I'd lend you that dollar but only on PayPal. But then, they charge a dollar transaction fee so that's too bad!
Foxx also courted my girlfriend, who turned out to be a CIA agent who was really wanting to get her hands on soft-serve ice cream for a government conspiracy. Wth, Foxx.
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*tosses a pine cone at Tira*
That'll show you about asking money back from me!
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Bob Dole does not condone pincone on cat violence foxx D:
In fact, unknown to most of the public, Foxx was the chief coordinator in the aging of Bob Dole and turning him into a political meme. On top of that, the slow eradication of softserve ice cream is Foxx's doing as well. Wth Foxx.
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The explanation of the lower quantity of soft-serve ice cream can be noted by Foxx's founding of IHOP. By pulling all-nighters there and eating Foxx's tainted ice cream, Bob Dole gradually aged. Young children who wanted to become adults watched this process, and now constantly visit IHOP on their late nights after a midnight shift.
Wth, Foxx.
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Foxx convinced me to engage in wife-swapping, but while I sent my wife over to his house, he left a Hickory Farms smoked beef log on my porch. It was less than receptive when I attempted to soul kiss it.
I still have not received my wife back, and the beef log will not leave my home and it rubs it in my face when it dominates me at Soul Calibur. wth, Foxx. And wth, beef log.
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Curse you ninja edits! I blame Foxx.
Wth, Foxx.
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Foxx had the final season of "Terminator: the Sarah Conner Chronicles" filmed, paid for, and recorded.
He took all known copies and hawked them on the Canadian black market for industrial-grade maple syrup. wth, Foxx. Wth.
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I hear Foxx was behind the development of Canadian milk bags as well.
Wth, Foxx. Wth.
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Ragnarok.Tira said: Bob Dole does not condone pincone on cat violence foxx D: Ragnarok.Tira said: Bob Dole Ragnarok.Tira said: Bob Dole Ragnarok.Tira said: Bob Dole... 
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Speaking of peanut butter, ever wonder what happened to goobers? Not only did Foxx plan the destruction of idea, but has almost successfully removed the word from the English language.
On a mission to make the world sad by destroying delicious and controlling the human language? Wth Foxx. Wth.
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Sylph.Maruraba said: Foxx had the final season of "Terminator: the Sarah Conner Chronicles" filmed, paid for, and recorded. He took all known copies and hawked them on the Canadian black market for industrial-grade maple syrup. wth, Foxx. Wth.
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Ragnarok.Tira said: Speaking of peanut butter, ever wonder what happened to goobers? Not only did Foxx plan the destruction of idea, but has almost successfully removed the word from the English language. Should be more grateful. That me (I) also known as Foxx (me) saved you from that Jar of diabetes. Don't want to have your eyes glowing with Diabetes like Wilford Brimley now do you? DO YOU!?  Sylph.Maruraba said: Foxx had the final season of "Terminator: the Sarah Conner Chronicles" filmed, paid for, and recorded. He took all known copies and hawked them on the Canadian black market for industrial-grade maple syrup. wth, Foxx. Wth. What's next, gonna blame me for another Fox prime time show like Firefly that was cancelled after only one season, and was left at a cliffhanger at the season finale?
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Well little Peggy Nelson wouldn't be around if it weren't for Foxx!! When she fell overboard, he jumped in and fought off a deadly gang of great white sharks in hand to fin combat, he did!! So lay off the guy!!
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Foxx hates Peggy Nelson. He's just a fan of shark punching. This is why Discovery Channel hosts shark week every year. People at the network feel horrible knowing that all the other weeks of the year are filled with sharks floating around the oceans being laughed at by other fish because of black eyes or bruised snouts. Why such a mean shark puncher?
Wth Foxx. Wth.
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IS THIS TRUE, FOXX!?!?! DID PEGGY NELSON MEAN NOTHING!?
........................... Wth Foxx.....Wth!!!
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Foxx invented a time machine to go back to Adolf Hitler's attempt to enter art school. When he couldn't make it in, Foxx cracked jokes on his expense.
Wth, Foxx. Wth.
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Using that same time machine, Foxx went and visited Napoleon's birthplace. The reason Napoleon is deemed short is because when Foxx witnessed the birth of the person in question, he held the baby and dropped him continuously stunting full growth.
Wth Foxx. Wth.
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I work with his grand-son, the stories that dude tells....
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Originally Gainax had a very good ending and a sound plot behind Neon Genesis Evangelion. After dropping Napoleon as a baby, Foxx went forward in time to alter their schedule restraints and turned it into the most mindwarping series imaginable.
Wth, Foxx. Wth.
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Foxx told me he knew Bill Murray and offered to introduce me to him. After avoiding the subject and much persistence, he relented only to introduce me to Michael Richards.
Mr. Richards then proceeded to insist that FFXI was for *** and WoW was better. Foxx later insisted that Richards is less of a *** when he's not drinking and began crying. wth, Foxx. Wth. P.S. Just forget about Bill Murray, Foxx. You need help and "Lost in Translation" was overrated anyway.
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Ragnarok.Kyoshin said: Breaking pearls and repearling people and such like it's nothing. Talking about how much you like your jobs when all you ever do is play BRD. What the hell, man? :< Also, sup? Cool Story Bro Bahamut.Stanflame said: Ragnarok.Kyoshin said: Breaking pearls and repearling people and such like it's nothing. Talking about how much you like your jobs when all you ever do is play BRD. What the hell, man? :< Also, sup? Cool Story Bro Old meme, ***. You even *** it up. It's "Cool story, bro."
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Shiva.Flionheart said: Bahamut.Stanflame said: Ragnarok.Kyoshin said: Breaking pearls and repearling people and such like it's nothing. Talking about how much you like your jobs when all you ever do is play BRD. What the hell, man? :< Also, sup? Cool Story Bro Old meme, ***. You even *** it up. It's "Cool story, bro." No ***, I know it is "Cool Story, Bro" Now gowai Bahamut.Stanflame said: Shiva.Flionheart said: Bahamut.Stanflame said: Ragnarok.Kyoshin said: Breaking pearls and repearling people and such like it's nothing. Talking about how much you like your jobs when all you ever do is play BRD. What the hell, man? :< Also, sup? Cool Story Bro Old meme, ***. You even *** it up. It's "Cool story, bro." No ***, I know it is "Cool Story, Bro" Now gowai Fail, Stan. Just fail.
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