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Epic SMN macros!!!
 Siren.Kunimatsu
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By Siren.Kunimatsu 2010-08-10 02:34:26
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I'll start!!
/ma Leviathan <me>
/wait 1
/say OH MASTER OF THE TIDES! BESTOW UPON ME YOUR DIVINE WATERY GOODNESS TO SMITE MY FOES!!! {Leviathan}!!!!!
/Dance4 motion

*A leaf falls on Kunimatsu's head for 300 points of damage*
*Kunimatsu's casting is interrupted*

/ma Leviathan <me>
/wait 1
/say OH MASTER OF THE TIDES! BESTOW UPON ME YOUR DIVINE WATERY GOODNESS TO SMITE MY FOES!!! {Leviathan}!!!!!
/Dance4 motion
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 Leviathan.Lexington
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By Leviathan.Lexington 2010-08-10 02:49:09
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I especially love when people use ones like that in /say
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By Cerberus.Ethics 2010-08-10 02:53:47
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/ma Carbuncle <me>
/sh roses are red, violets are blue, i traveled through six zones just to be able to summon you
/wait 3
/sh nothing? tough crowd.
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 Siren.Kunimatsu
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By Siren.Kunimatsu 2010-08-10 02:56:34
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hah thats a good one :P
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 Carbuncle.Shadowwind
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By Carbuncle.Shadowwind 2010-08-10 03:00:38
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my current Odin macro for fun.

/ja "Astral Flow" <me>
/p If you think the Knights Who Say Nee are bad <t>...
/wait 1
/ma "Odin" <t>
/p Then get a load of this guy.
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By Cerberus.Ethics 2010-08-10 03:15:10
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/ma "Nicki Minaj" <me>
/p somehow she understood me when I summoned her in Thai...
/wait 3
/p seriously? nothing? {incredibly tough crowd}
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By Lakshmi.Emanuelle 2010-08-10 03:51:50
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back in 2004 i saw one
/ma "Ramuh" <me>
/wait 1
/p OH RAMUH, LORD OF THE THUNDERS, ELECTROCUTE ALL THESE FOES WITH YOUR SACRED POWER


i had to disband>.> it was giving the creeps
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By Ragnarok.Alaron 2010-08-10 04:57:06
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My old school homage to Dethklok via Ramuh.
/ma "Ramuh" <me>
/wait 1
/p Thunder!

/p Thunder!
/pet "Thunderspark" <t>
/wait 1
/p Thunder!
/wait 2
/p Horse! <scall69>
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 Leviathan.Quetzacoatl
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By Leviathan.Quetzacoatl 2010-08-24 00:02:44
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my SMN macros (yes, they're in caps lock for cruise control):

/ma Carbuncle <me>
/echo [OH GOD A MUTANT FROM CHERNOBYL]

/ma Ifrit <me>
/echo [BROOKLYN RAAAAAAAAAAAGE]

/ma Shiva <me>
/echo [QUEEN OF THE COLD SHOULDER]

/ma Garuda <me>
/echo [LOOK AT DAT BREEZY AZZ 8U]

/ma Titan <me>
/echo [HOMOEROTIC CONSTIPATION]

/ma Ramuh <me>
/echo [RIDE THIS OLD MAN'S LIGHTNING]

/ma Leviathan <me>
/echo [WATERGUN EXTRAORDINAIRE]

/ma Fenrir
/echo [DANCES WITH THE FULL MONTY OF WOLVES]

/ma Diabolos
/echo [GET OUT OF MY HEAD, CHARLES]

/ma Odin <me>
/echo [IN SOVIET WINDURST, REAPER LAUGHS AT YOU]

/ma Alexander <me>
/echo [THE BEST DEFENSE IS A PERFECT DEFENSE]
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By Ragnarok.Tarusclera 2010-09-27 05:26:58
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Carbuncle
- Into the light I will find you .. Carbuncle!

Fenrir
- Moon awakes, night just bring the stars it makes

Shiva
- She's hot and she's cold.. so cold. Shiva!

Ifrit
- You, your sex is on fire. Hot like a fever

Leviathan
- Water is pure, natural, healthy. Water is Leviathan.

Ramuh
- Smashing the silence with a sonic wave Ramuh!

Titan
- The Hugest, the defender. NO WAIT it's that a Tanga??

Garuda
- When the wind of silence become the wind of violence.


Still have to quest the other 3 ^^

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By Shiva.Darkmacabre 2010-09-27 05:33:10
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I think the best and most epic Smn macros are the ones that are in /echo. :) ...... >_>

And lol at Brooklyn Rage XD. Shout macros are always a pleasure to sneer at.
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By Caitsith.Merlitz 2010-09-27 10:14:26
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My only text macro like that is the one I use for Diabolos (was for my 2nd Avatar Fenrir before) and I only once in a while for fun, and not in a serious PT.

Darkness beyond twilight. Crimson beyond blood that flows.
Buried in the flow of time. In thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness. May the fools who stand before us be destroyed, by the power you and I posse (I know I'm a nerd >.>, it took 5 lines in /p over 2 macros >.<)
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By Leviathan.Yokhai 2010-09-27 10:30:58
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I remember Demandred's "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight" before he WS'd and casted Fenrir.

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By Phoenix.Stridentzephon 2010-09-27 12:06:45
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Caitsith.Merlitz said:
My only text macro like that is the one I use for Diabolos (was for my 2nd Avatar Fenrir before) and I only once in a while for fun, and not in a serious PT.

Darkness beyond twilight. Crimson beyond blood that flows.
Buried in the flow of time. In thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness. May the fools who stand before us be destroyed, by the power you and I posse (I know I'm a nerd >.>, it took 5 lines in /p over 2 macros >.<)

I would have shot you in the leg..... 5 times.......
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By Lakshmi.Galvaya 2010-09-27 12:09:51
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A galka buddy of mine, his Titan macro is " I keep him around so I don't feel so fat."
People love it.
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By Shiva.Khimaira 2010-09-27 12:11:41
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/say Leviathan, wash away my fear and fight!
/wait 1
/ma Leviathan yada yada
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By Bismarck.Rinomaru 2010-09-27 12:22:04
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I was never one for cheesy macro's but I've made two ever, it was for SMN burn so..

Shiva- [Square Button] [Boost] [Daimond Dust]!!
(from FF8)
Garuda- I'll huff puff and [Aerial Blast] your house down!
(lols)

Yeah...... m(_ _)m
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By Leviathan.Angelskiss 2010-09-27 12:35:01
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Lakshmi.Galvaya said:
A galka buddy of mine, his Titan macro is " I keep him around so I don't feel so fat."
People love it.


This made me LOL hard :D
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By Bahamut.Odaru 2013-04-07 09:17:32
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Old thread is old, but I saw one in /s in a Dunes party for Carbuncle that was "Good game, Carbuncle! Time to hit the showers buddy!"
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By Ragnarok.Zohnax 2013-04-07 09:42:43
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At first, I thought this was a thread about the actual setup of SMN macros or a spellcast. Then I clicked it and read. >_>;
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By Carbuncle.Sterling 2013-04-07 09:46:23
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I think 95% of these made me literally cringe and shake my head.
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By Siren.Kunimatsu 2013-04-07 09:48:41
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Carbuncle.Sterling said: »
I think 95% of these made me literally cringe and shake my head.

Then my work here is done.