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Now I'm thinking of the comedian, Eugine Merman and his joke about how he hates it when people make up random *** statistics that aren't true to support their arguement, so he'll throw one back that's even more ridiculous lol.

"Well I read that 80% of high school students don't know where Texas is on a map!"

"Oh yeah? Well I read that 100% of Americans are Asian!"

"But you're not Asian."

"I read I was!"