I really have to share tonight's dream.
I was taking part in some kind of challenge, like a quiz, to celebrate Avril Lavigne's bday(btw I thought of buying a hairpin for her, and when I asked my mother "mom where do you think I could buy some very cool hairpins?" her reply was "well,
obviously the pharmacy")..
Anyway on the last question things got very weird because it was as follows:
"You have OJ Simpsons who wants to try to rape a little girl he just kidnapped, but he is out of chloroform, what else can he use?"
And if you think that's weird you have to hear the options:
A: plutonium
B: bleach(very specifically it has to be Ace)
C: make her watch a match of the New York Yankees
the right answer was bleach, but I don't even know which of those is funnier