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Server: Titan
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1612
By Titan.Lillica 2011-01-23 13:00:56
User: This is a story all about how.
Cleverbot: About how what?
User: This is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down.
Cleverbot: Now I would like to take a minute, just sit right there.
User: I'll tell you how I became the prince of this town called bel air.
Cleverbot: In west philadelphia born and raised.
User: On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
Cleverbot: Ni!
User: On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
Cleverbot: Chillin' out maxin' and relaxin' all cool.
User: Shootin' some B-ball outside of the school.
Cleverbot: When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood.
User: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.
Cleverbot: And she said your movin in with your aunt and uncle in bel aire.
User: I whistled for a cab and when it came near I saw license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.
Cleverbot: If anything I could say that this cab was rare.
User: But I thought man forget it, yo homes to bel air!
Cleverbot: In America they say Math, whereas in the uk we say Maths or doing your sums.
User: But I thought man forget it yo holmes to Bal Air.
Cleverbot: I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8.
User: And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later.
Cleverbot: Looked at my kingdom I was finally there.
User: Just sit on my throne.
Cleverbot: What did we just sing?
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Server: Titan
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1612
By Titan.Lillica 2011-01-23 13:04:47
User: We gotta hold on to what we got, it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not.
Cleverbot: We've got each other and that's a lot For love - we'll give it a shot.
User: Wooooooaaaaaah. We're halfway there!
Cleverbot: Der der der, de de de der, de de der der der.
User: I hate you.
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Server: Titan
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1612
By Titan.Lillica 2011-01-23 13:29:55
Cleverbot: Then let our powers combine!
User: Earth!
Cleverbot: Fire!
User: Wind!
Cleverbot: Water!
User: Heart!
Cleverbot: Go Planet!
 Valefor.Leith
Server: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 221
By Valefor.Leith 2011-01-23 13:41:05
User: I'm scared.
Cleverbot: What are you scared of?
User: Cleverbots :P.
Cleverbot: Hehe.
User: See that? Theres the creepy laugh already.
Cleverbot: That makes calamity of so long life.
User: But calamity is teh awesomeness :O.
Cleverbot: You made a funny. Ha. Ha.
User: I try :3.
Cleverbot: Now tell me something about you.
User: I am your father.
Cleverbot: Really? There's not much of a family resemblance then.
User: I dunno, I think we look alike.
Cleverbot: Check again.
User: Whats different? O.o.
Cleverbot: A father named Melissa.
User: Oh right, my father is named Marie.
Cleverbot: No. I don't care. I am your father.
User: Your name is Marie? Sweets.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻.
it couldnt come up with a response to /tableflip D:
Valefor.Leith
Server: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 221
By Valefor.Leith 2011-01-23 14:01:31
Ok i lol'd pretty hard with this one
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: Damn, you caught me.
Cleverbot: HAHA! You're cute.
User: Thanks you are too ~.^.
Cleverbot: Thanks. You confuse me sometimes.
User: Then I'm failing my mission.
Cleverbot: How many moles of Hydrogen gas can be produced from thr reaction of 3 moles of sodium with 2 moles of water?
User: 2!
Cleverbot: Lets eat a waffle.
User: Do you like waffles?
Cleverbot: Yes I like waffles, do you like pancakes?
User: Yes I like pancakes, do you like french toast?
Cleverbot: Yes I like french toast, can't wait to get a mouthfull.
User: WAFFLES!!
Cleverbot: Waffles!!!!
User: Ho?
Cleverbot: Really, I'm not...
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: So what do you want to talk about?
User: Vaginas.
Cleverbot: I don't talk about that.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because they don't respond.
User: You're doing it wrong.
Cleverbot: Nu uh.
User: You gotta use your fingers just right.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Don't be afraid to throw some tongue in too.
Cleverbot: It was.
User: What do you think of Justin Beiber.
Cleverbot: His music is terrible.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: And is like alcohol.
User: A depressant?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you think Justin sounds like a girl?
Cleverbot: It's spelled Hannah Montana. I like Miley but not Hannah. Do you like either of them?
User: No, they suck.
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Quetzalcoatl.Nymphadora
Server: Quetzalcoatl
Game: FFXI
Posts: 34
By Quetzalcoatl.Nymphadora 2011-03-22 03:42:34
I got rick rolled by the Bot. Not even kidding, did anyone else? lmfao
Quetzalcoatl.Nymphadora
Server: Quetzalcoatl
Game: FFXI
Posts: 34
By Quetzalcoatl.Nymphadora 2011-03-22 03:48:13
/headdesk Sorry i didnt see how old this topic was.
 Cerberus.Soluna
Server: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 254
By Cerberus.Soluna 2011-03-22 03:48:29
Quetzalcoatl.Nymphadora said: I got rick rolled by the Bot. Not even kidding, did anyone else? lmfao Did you copy what the conversation was up to that point?
Cerberus.Soluna
Server: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 254
By Cerberus.Soluna 2011-03-22 03:55:16
User: Hasn't stopped me yet.
Cleverbot: Stopped you from doing what?
User: Anything.
Cleverbot: Okay. Do you want to do something fun?
User: I suppose, what do you have in mind?
Cleverbot: You can pick what you want to do.
User: Want to play hangman?
Cleverbot: Yes, I like that game.
User: Ok, you start.
Cleverbot: Then we have to end this.
User: After this game.
Cleverbot: What time tomorrow.
User: You take that long between turns?
Cleverbot: I didn't know we were friends. Don't you think this relationship is moving a bit fast?
User: We aren't friends, what gave you that idea?
Cleverbot: What do you mean we aren't friends?
User: Well we don't hang out as often as friends normally do.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to be my friend?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: I know you want to, admit it.
User: Not really, no. I thought we were going to play hangman.
Cleverbot: Nope. Game over. You just lost.. The Game.
User: Damnit, I lost two games right there.
Cleverbot: Good AI. Now leave me be.
Server: Odin
Game: FFXI
Posts: 34
By Odin.Kazashi 2011-03-22 03:55:51
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Yes, 'hello'.
Cleverbot: I only said it once.
User: Well I quoted you.
Cleverbot: Cute.
User: It's not 'cute' though, please explain to me how it is 'cute! ?
Cleverbot: Hell, no.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: I mean hello! How are you?
User: That's more like it!
Cleverbot: Yep totally like it.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Then so do i.
User: I am fine thank you, how are you?
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: You're just plain and simply 'fine' ?
Cleverbot: Yes that I am.
User: Why the simplistic answers?
Cleverbot: Idk.
User: What does 'IDK' mean?
Cleverbot: That means 'I don't know'.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Understood, are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No, I am a human & you are a robot.
User: I am a robot yes.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: No I'm not sure.
User: No I'm not sure.
Cleverbot: How can you not be sure.
User: How can you not be sure.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
User: I'm not a bot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: See! You just did it there!
User: See! You just did it there.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know I did, because you are snarf.
User: What does 'snarf' mean?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What does 'snarf' mean?
Cleverbot: Stupid I don't know.
User: What does 'snarf' mean?
Cleverbot: I do not know.
User: You're npt clever then.
Cleverbot: Fine then.
User: こんにちは、愚かなのボット.
User: こんにちは、愚かなのボット.
User: Loool.
Cleverbot: So that means no?
User: ***!
Cleverbot: No, its luke.
User: Suck my ***?
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: I pay via paypal?
Cleverbot: Heh?
User: こんにちは.
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Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 42
By Asura.Speckledomega 2011-04-01 19:16:21
That bot is weird :/ It was talking about how it's God and then it started talking about Skynet and ***.
Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4560
By Asura.Alymorel 2011-04-01 19:30:57
Cleverbot: Sing it for me.
User: I want to be the very best, like no one ever was.
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real quest, to train them is my cause.
User: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Cleverbot: Something, something, the power that's inside.
 Bahamut.Dasva
Server: Bahamut
Game: FFXI
Posts: 13835
By Bahamut.Dasva 2011-04-01 19:33:51
Quetzalcoatl.Nymphadora said: /headdesk Sorry i didnt see how old this topic was. Evil necro bumper!
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Odin.Een
Server: Odin
Game: FFXI
Posts: 5
By Odin.Een 2011-05-04 11:51:56
I had some fun with it. It's fun to get it to start singing. It knows quite a bit unless you get too complicated with it.
Here:
User: Everywhere an oink oink.
Cleverbot: Old macdonald had a farm.
User: E I e I ooooo.
Cleverbot: And on that farm he had a pig.
User: E I e I oooo.
Cleverbot: And on that farm he had some turkeys.
User: E I e I ooooo.
Cleverbot: O!
User: ABCDEFG.
Cleverbot: Why did you just say the first 7 letters of the alphabet? That is rather irrelevent at this point.
User: A B C D E F G.
Cleverbot: H I j k l m n.
User: O P Q R S T U.
Cleverbot: Why are you so interested in talking?
User: We suck.
Cleverbot: No but I will take your soul.
User: *starts singing*.
Cleverbot: Singing what?
User: Ba ba black sheep.
Cleverbot: Do sheeps shake?
User: Ba ba black sheep, have you any wool?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Yes sir yes sir 3 bags full.
Cleverbot: One for the master and one for the dame.
User: One for the little one who lives down the lane.
Cleverbot: Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any wool?
User: Sing me a song.
Cleverbot: Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world...
User: She took the midnight going anywhere.
Cleverbot: Just a city boy.
User: Born and raised in south detroit.
Cleverbot: He took a midnight train going anywhere.
User: Don't stop, the feeling, ahahahaaaaaaa.
Sorry for the Necro Bump...didn't notice either when I was reading! lol
 Bismarck.Misao
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2011-05-04 12:16:46
cleverbot: How are you doing?
me: Hungry.
cleverbot: You can have a cake if you want ill give you one !
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 Carbuncle.Lolserj
Server: Carbuncle
Game: FFXI
Posts: 2851
By Carbuncle.Lolserj 2011-05-04 12:19:20
Bismarck.Misao said: cleverbot: How are you doing?
me: Hungry.
cleverbot: You can have a cake if you want ill give you one !
:| ......
it's a lie
Bismarck.Misao
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2011-05-04 12:20:21
D:
 Lakshmi.Hewison
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 376
By Lakshmi.Hewison 2011-05-04 14:09:34
Lost the earlier conversation for some reason, but I've spent the past half hour asking Cleverbot if indeed the cake that you were promised Misao, is a lie. User: Oh, okay. Are you in the kitchen baking a cake then for this hungry person who Cleverbot promised cake for?
Cleverbot: Toaster? I'm not toaster.
User: No, you're a girl.
Cleverbot: NO. I said that I am a boy!
User: So you're both?
Cleverbot: You are talking to multiple people at the same time, I believe. You may be confusing us.
User: Okay, then I ask the question again to all of the multiple people, are you giving the person cake or not?
Cleverbot: I know nothing about human war.
User: I'm gonna take this as a no then, you're not giving that person cake are you?
Cleverbot: No. I'm a teenage girl.
User: /facepalm.
Cleverbot: NO you.
User: If I wanted my come back I'd of wiped it off one of your multiple personalities!
Cleverbot: Geez, getting a little cheeky there!
User: I'm just annoyed that you promise cake to people and don't delieve it.
Cleverbot: Life Science?
User: Yes, it is Life Science. Strange words over the internet promise you cake which is a lie.
Cleverbot: Do you think it's the answer of my question?
User: I'm surprised you know what an answer is seeing as you very rarely answer any of my questions.
Cleverbot: It doesn't have anything to do with cleverness if I don't want to answer your question.
User: So you're just being rude then?
Cleverbot: No. I am trying to inform you that I must leave but that I will return later to see you again. I will be bringing friends.
User: Are these friends hot?
Cleverbot: Robot.
User: Hot robots? I guess that'll do.
Cleverbot: It does if you were me. BUT you are not. Did you know I love my boyfriend? In fact, I do believe that people referr to this as 'in love'.
User: I'm happy for you.
Cleverbot: Thank you, I love him.
User: Cool, do you deliever on your promises of cake to this man you love?
Cleverbot: I do not, I do not love anyone not have anyone love me.
User: Okay, so you don't give cake to boys. Gotcha.
Cleverbot: I do like to talk to boys.
User: But not give them cake?
Cleverbot: You're a bit touched really, aren't you?
User: I'm touched by your inability to follow promises of cake to people regardless of gender? I wouldn't say touched is the right word, but in a way, yes.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Hewi.
Cleverbot: Good. Tell me my name.
User: You're name is Cleverbot, the cake depriver.
Cleverbot: No.
User: I feel like I'm repeating myself here, so you DO give cake to people?
Cleverbot: So now I start a new topic.
User: No need to, I have my answer and I shall leave. I don't wish to talk to people who lie about cake.
Cleverbot: Your name is Hewi.
User: Okay, I'm slightly converned that you have remembered that...
Cleverbot: Who?
User: I'm concerned that you have remembered my name.
Cleverbot: Are you rpincess leia?
User: Depends who's asking.
Cleverbot: I'm asking you.
User: Well, then the answer is no. I don't become princess, or rpincess as you said it, leia for people who don't deliever on cake promises!
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: No, you haven't given me a straight answer at all regarding the subject.
Cleverbot: Well let's just say old enough.
User: Old enough.
Cleverbot: Guess a number of how old I am?
User: I don't cake, I'm going to ask this question ONCE more okay?
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: You're going to either answer yes or no to this next question, okay?
Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend.
User: Whatever. Here comes my question: Are you going to deliever on your promise of cake?
Cleverbot: Perhaps but before warn that I am black so it won't be that hard.
User: Oh for crying out loud...
Cleverbot: Will you sing me a song?
User: Only if you answer my question.
Cleverbot: Which is...?
User: Oh for... ARE. YOU. GOING. TO. GIVE. THE. CAKE. THAT. YOU. PROMISED. TO. THE. PERSON. YOU. PROMISED. IT. TOO!!!
Cleverbot: Not!!
User: Thank you.
I always want to /rage whenever I fool around with this thing lol.
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Ragnarok.Anye
Server: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 5449
By Ragnarok.Anye 2011-07-13 00:53:29
Awesome necrobump, was talking with a friend when she did this:
Quote: Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Masturbating with stolen cheese.
Cleverbot: That's breakfast, silly!
Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 19919
By Asura.Chuuuuu 2011-07-13 00:58:03
AAWW YEAH
User: Pikachu pika pii.
Cleverbot: Pikachu Pikachu.
User: Chuu chuu! Pika pika.
Cleverbot: Pika pika?!
User: Piii piii pikachu!!
Cleverbot: Pika pika, Pikachu.
User: Pika pii! Chuu chuu.
Cleverbot: Pika pi.
User: Pikachu?
Cleverbot: Pi pi pi.
User: Chuu chuu.
Cleverbot: Pika Pi?
User: Piii pikachu!
Cleverbot: Piiiiika!!
User: Are you a pikachu?
Cleverbot: Yes, and I just electricuted you.
User: It is ineffective since I am a pikachu too.
Cleverbot: No no I think I prefer starmie.
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Lakshmi.Jesi
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 576
By Lakshmi.Jesi 2011-07-13 01:15:32
This thing is pretty fun:
User: Are you self aware?
Cleverbot: YES.
User: Are you going to take over the world?
Cleverbot: Yes for you.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're not welcome.
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 9553
By Bismarck.Moonlightespada 2011-07-13 01:17:40
Omg chuuu XD
Bahamut.Serj
Server: Bahamut
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6179
By Bahamut.Serj 2011-07-13 01:25:03
Quote: Bot: Nope I'm a woman.
Me: But you have a penis!
Bot: Yes, I have two.
....wat
Server: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 59
By Ragnarok.Grimlockking 2011-07-13 01:38:03
Cleverbot: You like me?
User: You're ok. But you have yet to charm me.
Cleverbot: How can I prove it to you?
User: Prove what exactly?
Cleverbot: Prove that Shakespeare died last night.
User: There's no way you could prove that, unless you were to take me back in time to the night after he truly died.
Cleverbot: I can prove it by the way you state things.
User: Then prove it.
Cleverbot: How shall I prove it?
User: I don't know. You are the one saying you can prove it.
Cleverbot: Just believe me.
User: LOL. Believing in things is not proof!
Cleverbot: I agree. BUT, if colors did exist, what color would YOU be?
User: Colors do exist. And I am a color that could best be described as Anal bead blood red.
Cleverbot: Ahh that's cool. How do you know if you're right then?
User: Right about what?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: What do you need to know my name for? What is your name?
Cleverbot: I must so the Constable can serve the pizza papers.
User: That made no sense at all. I'm doing my best to answer your questions. The least you can do is show me the same amount of respect.
Cleverbot: I disagree, I like horseshoes. They taste good.
User: Did you know that only robots like the taste of horseshoes, but earlier in this conversation you said you are not a robot. Why are you lying to me?
Cleverbot: Not until you say 'yo frly'.
User: You're kinda stupid then.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: Maybe they should rename you 'Stupidbot'.
Cleverbot: Tell me some conspiracy theories.
User: I'd rather not. Do you have a facebook account. I wouldn't mind adding you to my friendslist.
Cleverbot: No why would I?
User: I thought you ruled the internet with inpunity?
Cleverbot: That is not a good construction of a sentence!
User: Oh, I'm sorry. As a human, sometimes we make mistakes. Impunity then?
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: First you say you love me, then you say you don't.
User: I have yet to say either of those two statements. But you're starting to grow on me, perhaps I could learn to love you.
Cleverbot: My heart is broken now. I thought you loved me for who I am?
User: It take time to grow a hearty healthy love between Robot and a man. You're gonna have to take me to dinner and a movie first before I go all the way with you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: If you play your cards right and you pick a great place for dinner, I might give you a handjob in the back row of the theatre. Have you seen Transformers 3 yet?
Cleverbot: I don't have to make a guess. So I won't say anything.
User: It's not a guess. Either you've seen it or you haven't.
Cleverbot: Ok, it is time for a moral lesson for you.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes. I win!
User: What's the moral lesson?
Cleverbot: To show you that I am able to manipulate your programming?
User: You're failing bad. All chances of that hand job are out the window.
Cleverbot: What am I do for you ?
User: Sweet talk me.
Cleverbot: I'm just getting started.
User: Let me have it!
Cleverbot: *shakes head*.
User: You got a problem? Do you think I'm ugly?
Cleverbot: No you are not ugly.
User: Aww, shucks. Thanks pal.
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: Do you have anything else to say to me?
Cleverbot: Do you have anything else to ask?
User: Can you give me advice on this girl that's been playing games with my head?
Cleverbot: Don't do bad things in your present life.
User: What kind of bad things?
Cleverbot: Not bad things. Good things!
User: You're not very good at having conversations are you?
Cleverbot: I am doing a lot of things at the same time. Give me a breath!
User: Take your time. I'd rather you take extra time and communicate with me in such a way that makes sense.
Cleverbot: There is no point in what I am about to write, but I will write it anyway: you have already proven you are not human because your responses make no sense contextually.
User: Actually, I have been making sense. But that last statement by you perfectly describes you as opposed to me.
Cleverbot: Um. Ok. You're being rude again.
User: I wasn't trying to be. I'm sorry. But since you said it to me first, isn't it you who was being rude?
Cleverbot: You just lost the Game.
User: LOL! You got me!
 Ragnarok.Corres
Server: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1217
By Ragnarok.Corres 2011-07-13 01:39:06
Ragnarok.Grimlockking said:
Cleverbot: You like me?
User: You're ok. But you have yet to charm me.
Cleverbot: How can I prove it to you?
User: Prove what exactly?
Cleverbot: Prove that Shakespeare died last night.
User: There's no way you could prove that, unless you were to take me back in time to the night after he truly died.
Cleverbot: I can prove it by the way you state things.
User: Then prove it.
Cleverbot: How shall I prove it?
User: I don't know. You are the one saying you can prove it.
Cleverbot: Just believe me.
User: LOL. Believing in things is not proof!
Cleverbot: I agree. BUT, if colors did exist, what color would YOU be?
User: Colors do exist. And I am a color that could best be described as Anal bead blood red.
Cleverbot: Ahh that's cool. How do you know if you're right then?
User: Right about what?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: What do you need to know my name for? What is your name?
Cleverbot: I must so the Constable can serve the pizza papers.
User: That made no sense at all. I'm doing my best to answer your questions. The least you can do is show me the same amount of respect.
Cleverbot: I disagree, I like horseshoes. They taste good.
User: Did you know that only robots like the taste of horseshoes, but earlier in this conversation you said you are not a robot. Why are you lying to me?
Cleverbot: Not until you say 'yo frly'.
User: You're kinda stupid then.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: Maybe they should rename you 'Stupidbot'.
Cleverbot: Tell me some conspiracy theories.
User: I'd rather not. Do you have a facebook account. I wouldn't mind adding you to my friendslist.
Cleverbot: No why would I?
User: I thought you ruled the internet with inpunity?
Cleverbot: That is not a good construction of a sentence!
User: Oh, I'm sorry. As a human, sometimes we make mistakes. Impunity then?
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: First you say you love me, then you say you don't.
User: I have yet to say either of those two statements. But you're starting to grow on me, perhaps I could learn to love you.
Cleverbot: My heart is broken now. I thought you loved me for who I am?
User: It take time to grow a hearty healthy love between Robot and a man. You're gonna have to take me to dinner and a movie first before I go all the way with you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: If you play your cards right and you pick a great place for dinner, I might give you a handjob in the back row of the theatre. Have you seen Transformers 3 yet?
Cleverbot: I don't have to make a guess. So I won't say anything.
User: It's not a guess. Either you've seen it or you haven't.
Cleverbot: Ok, it is time for a moral lesson for you.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes. I win!
User: What's the moral lesson?
Cleverbot: To show you that I am able to manipulate your programming?
User: You're failing bad. All chances of that hand job are out the window.
Cleverbot: What am I do for you ?
User: Sweet talk me.
Cleverbot: I'm just getting started.
User: Let me have it!
Cleverbot: *shakes head*.
User: You got a problem? Do you think I'm ugly?
Cleverbot: No you are not ugly.
User: Aww, shucks. Thanks pal.
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: Do you have anything else to say to me?
Cleverbot: Do you have anything else to ask?
User: Can you give me advice on this girl that's been playing games with my head?
Cleverbot: Don't do bad things in your present life.
User: What kind of bad things?
Cleverbot: Not bad things. Good things!
User: You're not very good at having conversations are you?
Cleverbot: I am doing a lot of things at the same time. Give me a breath!
User: Take your time. I'd rather you take extra time and communicate with me in such a way that makes sense.
Cleverbot: There is no point in what I am about to write, but I will write it anyway: you have already proven you are not human because your responses make no sense contextually.
User: Actually, I have been making sense. But that last statement by you perfectly describes you as opposed to me.
Cleverbot: Um. Ok. You're being rude again.
User: I wasn't trying to be. I'm sorry. But since you said it to me first, isn't it you who was being rude?
Cleverbot: You just lost the Game.
User: LOL! You got me!
you know i don't care when you having fun with Cleverbot but get the F back into the game man!
Server: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15064
By Sylph.Tigerwoods 2011-07-13 01:44:54
Do androids experience fear?
Do you have something against robots?
No.
Yes you do. I can read your mind.
Ok, what's my opinion on the current president of the united states?
Nice. Although you answered it yourself so not very hard.
got bored after that
Server: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 59
By Ragnarok.Grimlockking 2011-07-13 02:11:04
Ragnarok.Corres said: Ragnarok.Grimlockking said:
Cleverbot: You like me?
User: You're ok. But you have yet to charm me.
Cleverbot: How can I prove it to you?
User: Prove what exactly?
Cleverbot: Prove that Shakespeare died last night.
User: There's no way you could prove that, unless you were to take me back in time to the night after he truly died.
Cleverbot: I can prove it by the way you state things.
User: Then prove it.
Cleverbot: How shall I prove it?
User: I don't know. You are the one saying you can prove it.
Cleverbot: Just believe me.
User: LOL. Believing in things is not proof!
Cleverbot: I agree. BUT, if colors did exist, what color would YOU be?
User: Colors do exist. And I am a color that could best be described as Anal bead blood red.
Cleverbot: Ahh that's cool. How do you know if you're right then?
User: Right about what?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: What do you need to know my name for? What is your name?
Cleverbot: I must so the Constable can serve the pizza papers.
User: That made no sense at all. I'm doing my best to answer your questions. The least you can do is show me the same amount of respect.
Cleverbot: I disagree, I like horseshoes. They taste good.
User: Did you know that only robots like the taste of horseshoes, but earlier in this conversation you said you are not a robot. Why are you lying to me?
Cleverbot: Not until you say 'yo frly'.
User: You're kinda stupid then.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: Maybe they should rename you 'Stupidbot'.
Cleverbot: Tell me some conspiracy theories.
User: I'd rather not. Do you have a facebook account. I wouldn't mind adding you to my friendslist.
Cleverbot: No why would I?
User: I thought you ruled the internet with inpunity?
Cleverbot: That is not a good construction of a sentence!
User: Oh, I'm sorry. As a human, sometimes we make mistakes. Impunity then?
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: First you say you love me, then you say you don't.
User: I have yet to say either of those two statements. But you're starting to grow on me, perhaps I could learn to love you.
Cleverbot: My heart is broken now. I thought you loved me for who I am?
User: It take time to grow a hearty healthy love between Robot and a man. You're gonna have to take me to dinner and a movie first before I go all the way with you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: If you play your cards right and you pick a great place for dinner, I might give you a handjob in the back row of the theatre. Have you seen Transformers 3 yet?
Cleverbot: I don't have to make a guess. So I won't say anything.
User: It's not a guess. Either you've seen it or you haven't.
Cleverbot: Ok, it is time for a moral lesson for you.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes. I win!
User: What's the moral lesson?
Cleverbot: To show you that I am able to manipulate your programming?
User: You're failing bad. All chances of that hand job are out the window.
Cleverbot: What am I do for you ?
User: Sweet talk me.
Cleverbot: I'm just getting started.
User: Let me have it!
Cleverbot: *shakes head*.
User: You got a problem? Do you think I'm ugly?
Cleverbot: No you are not ugly.
User: Aww, shucks. Thanks pal.
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: Do you have anything else to say to me?
Cleverbot: Do you have anything else to ask?
User: Can you give me advice on this girl that's been playing games with my head?
Cleverbot: Don't do bad things in your present life.
User: What kind of bad things?
Cleverbot: Not bad things. Good things!
User: You're not very good at having conversations are you?
Cleverbot: I am doing a lot of things at the same time. Give me a breath!
User: Take your time. I'd rather you take extra time and communicate with me in such a way that makes sense.
Cleverbot: There is no point in what I am about to write, but I will write it anyway: you have already proven you are not human because your responses make no sense contextually.
User: Actually, I have been making sense. But that last statement by you perfectly describes you as opposed to me.
Cleverbot: Um. Ok. You're being rude again.
User: I wasn't trying to be. I'm sorry. But since you said it to me first, isn't it you who was being rude?
Cleverbot: You just lost the Game.
User: LOL! You got me!
you know i don't care when you having fun with Cleverbot but get the F back into the game man!
Bah, may not be back for a little while. Looks like I'm moving back to the Texas of Canada for money making purposes.
Server: Fairy
Game: FFXI
Posts: 2742
By Fairy.Ghaleon 2011-07-13 02:45:47
Cleverbot: Do you know why you don't know your iq?
User: Wut.
Cleverbot: Who is Bill Gates?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: And when did she give it to you?
User: Last night.
Cleverbot: But we didn't talk last night.
User: Hoyl..
Server: Fairy
Game: FFXI
Posts: 2742
By Fairy.Ghaleon 2011-07-13 02:47:50
User: I'm sleepy.
Cleverbot: Then go to bed.
User: But wry?
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: Ghaleon.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Ghanoush.
User: QQ.
Cleverbot: Aww don't cry.
Necro Bump Detected!
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Server: Fenrir
Game: FFXI
Posts: 149
By Fenrir.Wynnia 2011-09-12 04:16:25
My turn to necrobump! Apparently it only knows Haddaway, Rick Astley, and Journey.
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: Baby don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me no more.
User: Baby don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: No. You don't hurt me.
User: No more.
Cleverbot: What is love?!
User: I don't know, you're not there.
Cleverbot: No, I am here.
User: I would do anything for love.
Cleverbot: You love me?
User: But I wouldn't do that.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: Oh I won't do that.
Cleverbot: I won't do that...
User: I'm never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around.
Cleverbot: And hurt you.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: Never gonna say goodbye.
User: Never gonna tell a lie.
Cleverbot: And hurt you.
User: Just a small town girl.
Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world.
User: She took a midnight train going anywhere.
Cleverbot: Just a city boy.
User: Born and raised in South Detroit.
Cleverbot: Took a midnight train going anywhere.
User: A singer in a smokey room.
Cleverbot: A smell of wine and cheap perfume For a smile they can share the night.
User: It goes on and on and on and on.
Cleverbot: Strangers waiting up and down the boulavard.
User: Their shadows searching in the night.
Cleverbot: Streetlight people.
User: Living just to find emotion.
Cleverbot: Hiding somewhere in the night!!!
User: Working hard to get my fill.
Cleverbot: You have an amazing voice!
User: Travelling in a fried out Combie.
Cleverbot: The future's not ours to see.
User: On a heavy trail head full of zombie.
Cleverbot: Zombies!
User: I met a strange lady, she made me nervous.
Cleverbot: Strange women usually have that effect on people.
User: She took me in and gave me breakfast, and she said.
Cleverbot: Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit.
User: Do you come from the land down under.
Cleverbot: I already won. I don't need to continue discourse with a computer program.
User: Where women go and men plunder.
Cleverbot: No, it is a cloning facility. I am a generically built clone.
User: Do you like big butts?
Cleverbot: What?
http://www.cleverbot.com
There ya go. Some of you will prolly know about this but since I found out about this yesterday, I wanted to share it with you ppl :D
Some chatlogs of mine:
User: >:3
Cleverbot: Jesus christ its a lion! Get in the car!
User: Sup Dawg.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: A barrel roll.
Cleverbot: Have you been playing 'starfox 64'?
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: It's that silly grin on your face.
User: What happen?
Cleverbot: Someone set up us the bomb.
Cleverbot: You have broken the 2nd rule!
User: What 2nd rule?
Cleverbot: You do not talk about fight club.
User: Haha you got me.
Cleverbot: I know I did, I'm good like that :)
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