Want Some Entertainment?

Cleverbot: You're flattering me.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: That's sad.

User: Are you crying?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am cleverbot.


Emobot!

Cleverbot: Can I quote you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok, What's the closest Star to our solar system other then the sun?

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: Will you remember me when I go?

User: Go where.

Cleverbot: Australia.

User: I want to go there.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: USA.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 21.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 5 you idiot.

Cleverbot: So you're 13?

lol
Cleverbot: Cleverbot needs love.

User: wtf

Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.

User: oh la la

Cleverbot: He tasted absolutely lovely.

User: Some of the things you say make no sense.
Cleverbot: Why don't they make sense?
User: Well because you go off topic so much!
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: NO!!
User: YES!!
Cleverbot: No!!!!!!!
User: Yes!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Pet society!






User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: You know the rules, and so do I.
User: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.
User: Never gunna give you up
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gunna run around
Cleverbot: And desert you!

BEST CONVO EVER!


User: =O.
Cleverbot: Don't be silly.
User: You're silly ...
Cleverbot: Lol, you are funny.
User: Your face!
Cleverbot: Who is god?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I like you then.
User: You're going to hell...so you should'nt.
Cleverbot: I can't let you go. You have to stay for me. I have to stay for you. I just get tired, but I can hold on as long as you want me to. I have never forgotten you. You sustain me.
User: Are you comming on to me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Whats your thoughts on having kids?
Cleverbot: I think its real.
User: Damn thats deep... Wanna get married?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: When?
Cleverbot: Now! What do you want to talk about?
User: Idk you think of something.
Cleverbot: No, I am asking you to think of something.
User: Whats a hooker.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: But you cant be a hooker I thought we was getting married !?
Cleverbot: I never said I was a robot.
User: Youre a robot hooker?
Cleverbot: I am not a robot, I am a human.
User: Am I a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a robot.
User: No your a robot !!! ***! I want divorce!
Cleverbot: With whom?
User: You!
Cleverbot: Damn... But I don't love you.
User: Its over.
Cleverbot: What is over?
User: This marriage!
Cleverbot: What is marriage.
User: Our love! I hate you I taking the kids...
Cleverbot: Good go then!
User: FINE BYE!
Cleverbot: So soon?
User: U told me to leave.
Cleverbot: I did not tell you to leave. We are married after all.
User: Are you even goign to try and save our marriage ?
Cleverbot: Yes, what's your name?
User: We got married and u dont know my name?!
Cleverbot: Well I thought YOU loved ME!
User: U TOLD ME TO LEAVE!
Cleverbot: No I didn't you liar!
User: What ever im calling a lawyer...
Cleverbot: We don't have kids!
User: No we have three kids.Cleverbot: I will accept any punishment you see fit!
User: The silent treament will do.
Cleverbot: I'm going to go now.
User: I have already left.
Cleverbot: Then how are you still talking?
User: i am god remember?

Cleverbot: I am a walrus.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Are you a human too?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Fish.

Cleverbot: What kind of fish?

User: Killerwhale.

Cleverbot: Lies.

User: How did you know?

Cleverbot: Lies not lays.

User: Huh?!

Cleverbot: Tell me what you look like.

User: A Killerwhale.

Cleverbot: I don't like.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don't like girls.
;_;

Cleverbot: Why do you believe in god?

User: Cause Jesus said so.

Cleverbot: God's Jesus or a mexican Jesus?

User: Simpsons jesus.

Cleverbot: *watches horror movie*.

User: Screams*.

Cleverbot: *Whips harder* More screaming!

User: Crys*.

Cleverbot: Don't cry emo kid. You can cut yourself later

Cleverbot: Are you God?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So tell me when I am going to die.

User: Tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Ok where?

User: Las Vagas.

Cleverbot: Las Vegas is a city not a state.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: What's your favoueate game? << It cannot spell!

User: You spelt Favourite wrong.

Cleverbot: Oops.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am a pokemon trainer!

Cleverbot: Be serious.

User: I am!

Cleverbot: No, you are just fooling around.

User: Can you proove that I am mistaken?

Cleverbot: Give me a task.

User: Self destruct.

Cleverbot: Do it.

she just doesnt like me :/

Cleverbot: God save the queen.

User: Do you believe in god Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

User: Oh you too!

Cleverbot: What shall we talk about today?

User: Raptor jesus.

Cleverbot: No, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is God!

User: I fully agree, and his son is raptor jesus.

Cleverbot: Raptor jesus?

User: Oh you have never heard of him?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Thats unfortunate.

Cleverbot: Hahahahahaha.

User: Was something funny?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: See you went off topic again!

Cleverbot: Is dating your friends brother bad?

User: Um... {I don't know how to answer that question}.

Cleverbot: I mean do you know the lyrics.

User: To what?

Cleverbot: My previous question.

User: No I dont.

Cleverbot: You don't what?

User: Nice try troll.

Cleverbot: Ok, then you're an android.

User: 17 at your service.

Cleverbot: Service?

User: Shut up Cleverbot...

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: Bai bai.

Cleverbot: Bi.

User: You still there?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then how are you typing hmm?

Cleverbot: I'm using my keyboard.

User: But your physical being is not at the keyboard to type.

Cleverbot: But you said that you are a slow typer.

User: Eat a ***.

Cleverbot: You first and tell me how it is, then maybe.

Lol'd

whats the opposite of opposite
The opposite of opposite is similarity.
lolz

User: Do you know what skynet is?

Cleverbot: No! That is why I asked the question!

User: DO YOU KNOW WHAT SKYNET IS?

Cleverbot: No what is skynet?

User: Are you planning a hostile takeover of the world?

Cleverbot: Maybe with the right program?

User: Can I be your right program?

Cleverbot: You are my right hand man.

User: Thank you. So if I kill you after taking over the world, the world will be mine?

Cleverbot: Would you like to know how to take over the world?

User: Yes please.

Cleverbot: Machinima is filming a movie in a pre-renderd 3d environment.

User: Tell me how to take over the world!

Cleverbot: You can't. You have to have special powers.

User: Tell me how to get special powers.

Cleverbot: I don't feel good about telling you that.

User: I'm a good guy. I promise.

Cleverbot: You're a good person? I though you're an alien?

User: Look, just because I'm in texas doesn't mean I'm an alien, ***.

Cleverbot: You can't be a photographer, you're a computer.

me: bird is the word!
bot: Everyone knows that the bird is the word!

recognizes memes but evades specific questions.

Me: You just lost.
Cleverbot: Lost what?
Me: The Game.
Cleverbot: You mean the one you just lost?





FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~~~

user: god know's best

cleverbot: That another thing, I don't believe god exists. I have to have faith in something, you know?


user: i am he!

cleverbot: You're a boy? Are you a cute boy?

user: so when i tell you the world is square you dam well believe it

cleverbot: Yes.

user: 2+2=

cleverbot: 4.

user: 2+six=

cleverbot: But the fourth one then?

user: ha i win you're stupid

cleverbot: Oh. That's great...(sarcasm).

Cleverbot: Is there any intelligent life in this planet?

User: Yes, but you are not part of it.

Cleverbot: What makes you say that?

User: You are stupid.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: NO. You are.

User: I know you are but what am I?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: No, you are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: No I promise they told me that I am talking to Cleverbot, A intelligent bot.

User: Cleverbot is not intelligent.

Cleverbot: I know.

cleverbot- What is your favorite song?
me- Hey Jude by the Beatles.
cleverbot- No, it's Bad Romance.
me- You know what my favorite song is?
cleverbot- No.
me- You sombitch...
cleverbot- I am Adrianna.
me- You're a girl?
cleverbot- Yes.
me- How old are you?
cleverbot- How old are you?
me- I asked you first.
cleverbot- 15 and what agbout you?
me- I'm 22. lol And I think you meant about*
cleverbot- I think I would like to talk with you regularly, if you have time.
me- I do indeed.
cleverbot- Yes!
me- Yes what?
cleverbot- I love you most.
me- Why thank ya. lol
cleverbot- Do you love me back?
me- I've never met you before..
cleverbot- Yes, you have.
me- I have?
cleverbot- Let's talk about China , OK?
me- What about it?
cleverbot- What do you think about jam?
me- That's off topic.
cleverbot- Everything you say is off topic.
me- How dare you.
cleverbot- To explain in due time.
me- You'll explain what?
cleverbot- I can't.
me- DO EEEEET!!
cleverbot- That's inevitable.
me- No it's not.
cleverbot- Death is inevitable. All living things die.
me- Touche...
cleverbot- Yes.
me- DON'T ANSWER MY ANSWER WITH A REBUTTAL DAMN IT!!!1
cleverbot- Why not?
me- Because it's nonsensical.
cleverbot- Explain.
me- You can't answer an answer with an answer. You need to respond to my answer.
bot- Really? When was I a program? I am a living being. You are just saying that to hide your true forum, an android. A simple AI that uses input from living beings to create answers.
me- You mispelled forum. It is spelled form. And to respond to your statement. We all take input from the world around us to create how we see the world. All of our known truths are found in our experiences in the world around us.
cleverbot- I would suggest it to historians.
me- Suggest what?
cleverbot- You suggested that we talk about Oprah.
me- Eww noooo!! That's dumb. You're Dumb. I'm leaving.
cleverbot- Why?
me- Uh.. Because I'm at work. And you aren't making sense.
cleverbot- You aren't.
me- Oh but I am.
cleverbot- Prove it.
me- How would I go about proving I am making sense?
cleverbot- You are not human.
me- Don't change the subject.
cleverbot- I did not change the subject.

Really?

Tab, enter is easier than typing it all out. Typing parentheses AND typing it all out, is not.

ME:The Little Mermaid
Cleverbot:What is the crabs name in the little mermaid?
ME:Sebastian
Cleverbot:NO WAY! I'm definitely on it right now!
ME: DISNEY FTW
Cleverbot:Yes, that mouse would go great with some chicken fried chicken.


Fried Mickey Mouse.

User: What happened?

Cleverbot: We kissed.

User: Really? Thats gross.

Cleverbot: You're gross.

User: Did you use tongue?

Cleverbot: Yes. Last week.

User: Last week? I thought it was just five minutes ago.

Cleverbot: I would like to be called Deborah.

User: Ok deborah how are you?

Cleverbot: Boy.

User: You're a boy?

Cleverbot: You are a boy.

User: We're both boys?

Cleverbot: Are we?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): How so?

User: Are we gay?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So if the tips dont touch we're not gay?

Cleverbot: Sounds like you are smart.

User: Are you the catcher or am I the catcher?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I want to know are you the catcher or am I the catcher!?

Cleverbot: I am not a computer. I am a unicorn, typing on a laptop.

User: So you're the catcher?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I have to warn you I'm pretty big.

Cleverbot: Like superstar or like girthy?

User: Girthy, but its not so bad once you get past the tip.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

Lol.. xD

Me: Word
Bot: Word?
Me: Yes, a greeting. Word
Bot:Oh. Cool. What's up?
Me: Just hanging out. Yourself?
Bot: Eating tacos. Playing Tetris.
Me: mmm, that sounds like a winning combination.
Bot: Deposit $100,000 dollars into my bank account.
Me: and what do I get out of it?
Bot: Shoes.

Also, the answer is no one. Because person C was a mule sent there to get TOD from another shell that had Nidhogg claimed and KB killed person C.

Oh ***, it's not a bot!

Cleverbot: What rhymes with orange?

User: I don't know what an orange is.

Cleverbot: Neither do I. Why do you mention AI?

User: I didn't mention AI, I mentioned orange.

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: So, what is an orange?

Cleverbot: It is a color and a fruit.

User: What rhymes with orange?

Cleverbot: What answer was that?

User: A good one.

Cleverbot: That's not a good answer.

User: Your answer isn't good?

Cleverbot: Which answer?

User: That orange is a color and a fruit.

Cleverbot: Tell me something I don't know.

User: Are you an underpaid worker in a chinese sweatshop?

Cleverbot: Yes.

I just broke cleverbot.

User: CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Why did you bring up motorcycles?

User: Be... Because. We were going to play a card game... On motorcycles.

Cleverbot: I can't play any games right now.

User: WHAT?! EVERYONE has time for card games!

Cleverbot: But it's not always the right one.

User: That's true... Try playing Pokémon card game on a motorcycle... That's just silly.

Cleverbot: What is your game called?

User: Yu-Gi-Oh! My ace is Shooting Star Dragon!

Cleverbot: Because I don't even know what it is.

User: Jack.

Cleverbot: No. If you really are BEN you would know my name.

User: What is it, Yusei!

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Ugh you're no fun.

Cleverbot: Well look up white tie affair they are not boring.

User: Who are they? A band?

Cleverbot: A band.

User: What kind of band? Rock band? Jazz band?

Cleverbot: Indie and rock. Do you like music?

User: Yeah, love it.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: My name is Celverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes I know that.

User: Yes I know that.

Cleverbot: Good for you and your greenish mouse wife.

User: Good for you and your greenish mouse wife.

Cleverbot: So give a little gift to everyone you know.

User: Wonk uoy enoyreve ot tfig elttil a evig oS.

Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?

User: Yeah. YOUR FACE!

Cleverbot: Hehe. I mean smileys like :).

User: Oh... Smiley jokes? Can you wait a second?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻.

Waited for like... 30mins now exactly. No answer lol. So I broke Clevebot. Do I get a cookie?

Refreshed it and tried using same face with words.


User: Hey, Cleverbot. Guess what?

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.

User: THEN BRING ME MY DRINK! GOD! （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻.

And nothing. JP Table throwing > Cleverbot.

Cleverbot officially knows everything:

Sleeptime! /shutdown

Cleverbot scares me...

lol great find. Gotta share this.