But not for any of the reasons pointed out so far...
Even if we all grab our torches and pitchforks, march down to his courthouse, drag him out into the street, strip him buck naked, tar and feather his ***, parade him through town and then down to a nearby lake for a few chilly dips with the old dunking stool... it wont make a goddamned bit of difference...
Because not one of you dumb sons of *** even knows how to count!!!
we, the royal we, as in us evil republicans, will
still have a majority in the senate... and YOU, the royal you as in everyone that pretends to be a democrat...
STILL LOST TO A CHEETO WITH A LINT TOUPEE!
the shame of losing to donald freaking trump will haunt you until the end of your days. your children will never respect you. your spouses will never love you, nobody will ever believe a word you say, and you will die without honor shamefully wallowing in your prison of failure. even if you somehow manage to make mike pence president..
IT'S OVER JOHNNY! IT'S OVER!!!!
Republicans are spineless cowards.
Maybe we are...but I'll damned if I'd be willing to stick my neck out for some greasy old arkansas pervert. F him and F you!
We should castrate every last one of these kiddydiddling sons of *** in public. But it won't undo a single thing any of them have done....
...and we'll probably have to run it past the sanitation workers union first... I'm sure they'll all want overtime pay to clean up the mess afterwards...