In respone to Haseyo's post: I live in Idaho and oral is considered sodomy, which is illegal here. Last I heard, and this was a few years ago, anything other than missionary fell under this category...what a tragic state
This is also the case in Utah. I love living here but theses Mormon's truly do not understand the difference between church and state.
The definition of "dumb animal" includes every living creature. (Repealed)
Interracial marriages are illegal. (Repealed)
Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor. (Repealed)
It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.
Skunks may not be carried into the state.
Hollow logs may not be sold.
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.
Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
Stealing a horse is punishable by hanging.
No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
It is legal to gather and consume road-kill.
It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date. (Dyersburg)
You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property. (Fayette County)
In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a "hitching post." (Knoxville)
Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (Memphis)
It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. (Memphis)
Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis. (Memphis)
It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises. (Memphis)
No person may keep a cheetah as a pet. (Nashville)
Males may not be sexually aroused in public. (Nashville)
Anyone rollerblading may not tie his or herself to a moving vehicle on a highway. (Nashville)
No person may roller skate and listen to a personal cd player at the same time. (Nashville)
Throwing stones is prohibited as it might break a window. (Nashville)
To play pinball, one must be 18 years old. (Nashville)
All persons riding scooters must ride in single file. (Nashville)
An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'." (Oneida)
Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
Bullets may not be used as currency.
It's illegal to drive Texan, Mexican, Cherokee, or Indian cattle on a public road. (MGL Chapter 129 Section 35)
Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.
It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
Public boxing matches are outlawed.
It is unlawful to injure a football goal post, doing so is punishable by a $200 fine.
It's illegal to keep a mule on the second floor of a building not in a city unless there are 2 exits. (MGL Chapter 272 section 86)
It's illegal to sell fewer than 24 ducklings at a time before May 1, or to sell rabbits, chicks, or ducklings that have been painted a different color. (MGL Chapter 272 Section 80D)
It's illegal to allow someone to use stilts while working on the construction of a building. (MGL Chapter 149 Section 129B)
Defacing a milk carton is punishable by a $10 fine.
All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday. (Repealed)
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
Just found these. Some seem insane so I'm not sure about how true they are.
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
Chicago, IL It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.
Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
Kites may not be flown within the city limits.
It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck.
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
Champaign, IL One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth.
Cicero, IL Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.
Crete, IL Cars may not be driven through the town.
Des Plaines, IL Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.
Eureka, IL A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.
Fairfield, IL It is unlawful for “negroes” to be within county boundries from sundown to sunrise.
Homer, IL It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer.
Joliet, IL Town fathers, reflecting the pet peeve of hearing their town’s name mispronounced ‘Jolly-ETTE’ when all local folk know it’s pronounced ‘Joe-lee-ETTE’, made pronouncing it Jolly-ette a misdemeanor, punishable by a $5 fine.
Kenilworth, IL A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow. Hens that wish to cackle must step two hundred feet back from any residence.
Kirkland, IL Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kirkland’s streets.
Moline, IL Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited.
Normal, IL It is against the law to make faces at dogs.
Orland Park, IL No pool tables are allowed in a public establishment, because it supports gambling.
Park Ridge, IL Trucks may only park inside closed garages.
Peoria, IL Basketball hoops may not be installed on a driveway.
Zion, IL It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.
True: Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
True: It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.
True: Ridley Park: You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance. (I volunteer at that theater btw ... )
True: No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official "beer distributor
Not True: In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags.
PA stuff: Not True: In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags.
lol I know that's not true, I buy auntie anne's pretzels there when I visit family :P
... actually ... thinking about it ... that might be true. All the pretzel joints in the city I have ever went to all of them are sitting out in the open and only get bagged when you order some. They sit out in the air for all those germs and flies and pollution and urine to get on them ... but that is what makes them so GOOD.
Acworth where? Wouldn't surprise me if this is yet another Georgia fail, I used to live in Acworth, GA >.< Never again... Also, epic video, they should have given that one to him anyway lol.
