I can vouch for everything being said. I was a long standing member of this linkshell and I spent 3 months farming Sky pops with them.
One by one we felled our prey. Faust first. Then Steam Cleaner. Then Despot. They were no match for us.
Soon we had all the pops for the lesser Gods. Genbu. Suzaku. Seiryu and Byakko. MikeyPeeDizzle lead us into battle with a carefully crafted strategy for each. We charged into battle against the Gods, executing a series of perfectly coordinated maneuvers over Team Speak. Victory beget victory and soon we had a full set of pops for Kirin.
Everything was going well and nothing seemed amiss, until that fateful day arrived. As we gathered at the ??? in The Shrine of Ru'Avitau, you could feel a sense of great trepidation and skepticism in the air. I sent a /tell to my good friend and longtime confident Cyrinah. "I don't think we can do this" I said. "You just need to believe in our linkshell and in our great leader MikeyPeeDizzle" Cyrinah replied. I felt ashamed at my doubt.
MikeyPeeDizzle gave us each our roles and went over the strategy several times. "Oh and one thing, I'm going to set Quarter Master so nobody can ninja lot the drops" he said. Made sense to me. I could never be betrayed by a person on the internet named MikeyPeeDizzle.
It was a long and fearsome battle. So many had to Home Point and return to the battle field. Some even returned a lesser man, at level 74. After two hours we managed to fell the damned beast. In a frenzy I checked the treasure pool. I couldn't believe my eyes, there it was. KIRINS FREAKING OSODE!
MikeyPeeDizzle congratulated us over Team Speak. "great work everyone, I knew we could pull it off". I had amassed hundreds of linkshell points, never missing an event and always staying up late to grind out the bonus work; It was my time to be rewarded. As I unmuted my microphone, MikeyPeeDizzle cut back in "Oh and one more thing" he said "I'm taking a break from the game" and disbanded the alliance and then the party. All the treasure dropped to him.
A red disconnect circle appeared over his head. I couldn't believe it. My linkshell leader and friend was making off with our months of hard work and our linkshell bank to boot. I cried myself to sleep and have never trusted another soul since.
I realize the haters will say this is fake and that I'm making it all up, but this is an accurate accounting and this is my truth.
I never thought I'd see MikeyPeeDizzle again. How dare you show your face again without a server hop and a name change.