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 Odin.Drakenv
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By Odin.Drakenv 2017-04-21 17:52:25
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What would you do?
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By Sylph.Ice 2017-04-21 18:01:56
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Kill myself.
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By Odin.Drakenv 2017-04-21 18:03:10
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Sylph.Ice said: »
Kill myself.
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By Siren.Mosin 2017-04-21 18:03:28
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Try to pinpoint the exact moment in life that I turned into a douche.
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By Odin.Drakenv 2017-04-21 18:04:34
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Siren.Mosin said: »
Try to pinpoint the exact moment in life that I turned into a douche.
Lol love this one :0 2 points
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By Ruaumoko 2017-04-21 19:10:54
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Same way you deal with Man Buns.

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Am I Corey Hart?
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By Odin.Drakenv 2017-04-21 20:55:26
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Ruaumoko said: »
Same way you deal with Man Buns.

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By Shiva.Siviard 2017-04-21 21:07:50
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I think this video fits perfectly with what the OP is referring to.

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By abknight 2017-04-22 00:33:19
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I'm a hetero male 32 years old. I play FFXI nearly 15 hours per day and have done so continuously, without break, since 2002. Despite my insane obsession with Vana'diel, I still run/swim/lift for 5 straight hours daily. This has allowed me to hone my body into a deadly weapon that, to modern mortals, looks like it belongs to a Spartan from the film "300."

I do not post this to brag. Rather, I offer a perspective that few in this world are able to provide: When I enter a bar/club/dancehall: It's always the exact same:

1.) Girls in line, depending on their attractiveness compared to mine, either ask me what I do or talk ***. There's no difference in the appproach; it's always 100% straight forward. I usually respond with "I'm an IT Project Manager." Despite the fact that that's an extremely generic, not-necessarily-technical job, they're confused ten times out of ten and don't ask any more questions about my job.

2.) The bouncer: If I have at least 3 girls with me by the time I get to the door, the bouncer doesn't say a word or even ask for ID. If not, he reluctantly asks for ID and then usually comments on my physique. I train 365 days a year on a Combat Control / Pararescue Swim/Run/Lift routine, so I look like a superhuman that modern mortals don't understand.

3.) Inside people: Every one is awkward as ***. Every one who works inside of a bar/club/dancehall is an awkwards ***who is trying as hard as possible to be cooler than they are. If you ever feel like you're a dork or not cool enough to be in any particular place, remember that everywhere you go is run and populated by other humans and that the vast majority of people are scared and vulnurable. Just be yourself and you'll do better than most.

TLDR: This seems like it belongs on the misc but the key to feeling good, looking good, and getting women is all the exact same thing: work out like you're a Pararescueman. There's no substitute for extreme hard work and almost no one alive today looks like Pararescue guys, which means those that do put the effort in will stand out like *** Hercules.
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By eslim 2017-04-22 02:09:04
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eat more lettuce
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By Cerberus.Anjisnu 2017-04-22 02:12:42
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there are certain times when sunglasses at night are awesome tripping balls on acid being one of them
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By Odin.Drakenv 2017-04-22 05:44:54
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Cerberus.Anjisnu said: »
there are certain times when sunglasses at night are awesome tripping balls on acid being one of them
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By Sylph.Krsone 2017-04-22 05:58:35
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abknight said: »
This has allowed me to hone my body into a deadly weapon that, to modern mortals, looks like it belongs to a Spartan from the film "300."

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By Ragnarok.Primex 2017-05-02 14:48:17
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abknight said: »
I'm a hetero male 32 years old. I play FFXI nearly 15 hours per day and have done so continuously, without break, since 2002. Despite my insane obsession with Vana'diel, I still run/swim/lift for 5 straight hours daily. This has allowed me to hone my body into a deadly weapon that, to modern mortals, looks like it belongs to a Spartan from the film "300."

I do not post this to brag. Rather, I offer a perspective that few in this world are able to provide: When I enter a bar/club/dancehall: It's always the exact same:

1.) Girls in line, depending on their attractiveness compared to mine, either ask me what I do or talk ***. There's no difference in the appproach; it's always 100% straight forward. I usually respond with "I'm an IT Project Manager." Despite the fact that that's an extremely generic, not-necessarily-technical job, they're confused ten times out of ten and don't ask any more questions about my job.

2.) The bouncer: If I have at least 3 girls with me by the time I get to the door, the bouncer doesn't say a word or even ask for ID. If not, he reluctantly asks for ID and then usually comments on my physique. I train 365 days a year on a Combat Control / Pararescue Swim/Run/Lift routine, so I look like a superhuman that modern mortals don't understand.

3.) Inside people: Every one is awkward as ***. Every one who works inside of a bar/club/dancehall is an awkwards ***who is trying as hard as possible to be cooler than they are. If you ever feel like you're a dork or not cool enough to be in any particular place, remember that everywhere you go is run and populated by other humans and that the vast majority of people are scared and vulnurable. Just be yourself and you'll do better than most.

TLDR: This seems like it belongs on the misc but the key to feeling good, looking good, and getting women is all the exact same thing: work out like you're a Pararescueman. There's no substitute for extreme hard work and almost no one alive today looks like Pararescue guys, which means those that do put the effort in will stand out like *** Hercules.

I'm a 37 year old male. I have played FFXI for about 6 hours a day for the past 15 years. I used to be competitive in jiu-jitsu. I was even ranked in my prime at 3rd nationwide. But that's not me anymore. I'm 80 pounds overweight. I spend about 12 hours a day working. I'm a CMO of a global brand.
I don't really go to clubs anymore. But when I do, I like to throw my cash around. I like to reserve a table for 500$ and order a bottle of their most expensive. I pop it open and watch the girls drop the pretty boys and come sit at my man table.
Their pretty boy boyfriends sometimes come and try to steal my thunder, or ask me if they can "hang" with me. The bouncers in the club usually do my answering for me.
That is all.
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By Phoenix.Thorbean 2017-05-02 15:14:58
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abknight said: »
Snip.

I get that, but not everyone cares about looks and physique. No matter what you do, the physique etc. will eventually fade, things will droop and sag. Working on who you are as a person, being kind, reading philosophy and expanding the mind lasts beyond the physique, and translates into much deeper connections between people. It might give slower results, but they tend to be more concrete.

*For anyone reading this who has body image issues.
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By Blazed1979 2017-05-02 15:58:08
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Phoenix.Thorbean said: »
*For anyone reading this who has body image issues.
Get money. Lots of money.
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By Garuda.Chanti 2017-05-02 16:26:38
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I used to be a beatnick in the mid century. Sunglasses in clubs was dead common. I only knew one guy who really needed them, he was an albino. Really sensitive eyes.

We called him Shades.
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By Anna Ruthven 2017-05-02 16:30:59
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Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, goddammit.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2017-05-02 16:33:00
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Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, goddammit.
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By Anna Ruthven 2017-05-02 16:34:16
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Touché
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By Nadleeh Sakurai 2017-05-02 16:51:57
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Cause i am the godammed Batman Daredevil
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By Draylo 2017-05-02 16:52:36
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I wear them in the subway :)
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By Shiva.Shruiken 2017-05-02 17:18:47
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true players hit the club in these

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By Valefor.Prothescar 2017-05-02 17:35:24
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By Odin.Drakenv 2017-05-02 17:56:40
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This great
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By Gruknor 2017-05-02 18:59:03
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abknight said: »
I'm a hetero male 32 years old. I play FFXI nearly 15 hours per day and have done so continuously, without break, since 2002. Despite my insane obsession with Vana'diel, I still run/swim/lift for 5 straight hours daily. This has allowed me to hone my body into a deadly weapon that, to modern mortals, looks like it belongs to a Spartan from the film "300."

I do not post this to brag. Rather, I offer a perspective that few in this world are able to provide: When I enter a bar/club/dancehall: It's always the exact same:

1.) Girls in line, depending on their attractiveness compared to mine, either ask me what I do or talk ***. There's no difference in the appproach; it's always 100% straight forward. I usually respond with "I'm an IT Project Manager." Despite the fact that that's an extremely generic, not-necessarily-technical job, they're confused ten times out of ten and don't ask any more questions about my job.

2.) The bouncer: If I have at least 3 girls with me by the time I get to the door, the bouncer doesn't say a word or even ask for ID. If not, he reluctantly asks for ID and then usually comments on my physique. I train 365 days a year on a Combat Control / Pararescue Swim/Run/Lift routine, so I look like a superhuman that modern mortals don't understand.

3.) Inside people: Every one is awkward as ***. Every one who works inside of a bar/club/dancehall is an awkwards ***who is trying as hard as possible to be cooler than they are. If you ever feel like you're a dork or not cool enough to be in any particular place, remember that everywhere you go is run and populated by other humans and that the vast majority of people are scared and vulnurable. Just be yourself and you'll do better than most.

TLDR: This seems like it belongs on the misc but the key to feeling good, looking good, and getting women is all the exact same thing: work out like you're a Pararescueman. There's no substitute for extreme hard work and almost no one alive today looks like Pararescue guys, which means those that do put the effort in will stand out like *** Hercules.

Thank you for educating us in how not to lie. I feel sorry for you, that you need to lie on an auction site for an old mmorpg, to make yourself feel better. If I did not know any better, I would say you and Vyvanse are the exact same person.
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By Odin.Drakenv 2017-05-02 20:49:09
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Anna Ruthven said: »
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, goddammit.
Super hip
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