Signs Of Too Much FFXI(ing?)

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 Asura.Kingnobody
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2017-07-19 16:03:28
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Leviathan.Celebrindal said: »
Blazed1979 said: »
Explaining complex team work to your team by using an FFXI 6-man party as an example.
"You, sales, you're on the front lines. you're a tank. you have to keep them focused on you"
"Digital Marketing - you're a RNG, you need to pew pew your arrows at the target, you need to be accurate. there's little risk because you're so far away!"
"Events - you're a nuker! you cost me a ***load of money and when you pull hate you die quickly!"
"Procurement - you're a *** DRG, you're just dead weight with your policies and procedures, with your red tape. all you do is make everyone's job harder"
"Mnk - I have no *** clue what you're doing here, you should look for employment elsewhere. Get the *** out of my department. Mcdonalds is hiring"

"Public affairs" - you're a GEO. Everyone swears we need you, but upon further inspection management sees you're really just standing there and only putting up pretty wallpaper.
Middle management - You are the PLD of the group. Can't hit worth of ***, you take all the hits, you can survive on your own, but you do better when everyone isn't trying to take all the aggro away from you.
Accounting - You are the WHM. You keep everyone topped off, without you nobody would be alive, and yet, as soon as something goes wrong, you are the first ones we blame (/fistpump Arthur Anderson).
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 Leviathan.Celebrindal
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By Leviathan.Celebrindal 2017-07-19 16:40:21
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+1 for accounting.
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By Chimerawizard 2017-07-19 17:17:26
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Bahamut.Baozzer said: »
When you sleep you still hear town music even though your game is off.
Does it count if I have music actually playing it?
I will often fall asleep with a game soundtrack playing which is sometimes FFXI music.
 Leviathan.Vedder
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By Leviathan.Vedder 2017-07-19 17:17:39
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O.O What's going on with that leg ?!? Is that person ok?
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By LennartHK 2017-07-19 17:27:00
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Leviathan.Vedder said: »
O.O What's going on with that leg ?!? Is that person ok?
yeah they'll be okay if they get corrective surgery consultations (so an expert can decide if he wants to move their veins somewhere safer) and wear compressive socks to help their heart pump the blood back up their legs. It's called Varicose Veins, my dad had that.
 Bismarck.Lennart
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By Bismarck.Lennart 2017-07-25 21:41:24
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At work tonight with a new driver and checking his bus's transmission fluid and hooking up the trailer and he is surprised at my haste.

My reply since I had been here a decade and work alone mostly:
"Well yeah I've been soloing for 10 years after all"
And he just looks at me, nodding confused
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 Bahamut.Baozzer
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By Bahamut.Baozzer 2017-07-25 22:37:31
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Chimerawizard said: »
Bahamut.Baozzer said: »
When you sleep you still hear town music even though your game is off.
Does it count if I have music actually playing it?
I will often fall asleep with a game soundtrack playing which is sometimes FFXI music.
lol NOPE! Sometimes when i go to bed i hear the town music in my head and i check my laptop but the game is off!
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 Odin.Godofgods
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By Odin.Godofgods 2017-08-04 21:43:45
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Bahamut.Baozzer said: »
When you sleep you still hear town music even though your game is off.
all the damn time! At least im not the only crazy one!
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By Siren.Bruno 2017-08-04 22:33:07
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when I'm at a traffic light, and the light turns green but traffic is still stopped for an abnormal amount of time, I feel the need to look in my upper right, thinking I'm R0'ing.
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 Fenrir.Skarwind
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By Fenrir.Skarwind 2017-08-05 00:06:59
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When you want to get home fast, but don't feel like driving.

So you decide to jump into traffic to blood port.
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 Quetzalcoatl.Senaki
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By Quetzalcoatl.Senaki 2017-08-06 20:08:02
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The other night I looked up at the full moon and thought, "Oh, it's lightsday....wait...".

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 Shiva.Eightball
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By Shiva.Eightball 2017-08-06 21:01:37
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FFXI zone music is usually my go-to for whistling at work.
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