HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY KALI!!!

SWEET I PAGED! I WIN NIK!

PARTY HARD

I'm getting fancy now.

RECYCLE!

phew! partying is a lot of work....

Yay Kali

PARKER Edit: uh.....sure?

Are you partyin' hard or hardly partyin'?

idk deep in the recesses of my evil brain there is a pang...
which, if I were normal people would probably register as some sort of regret... or maybe guilt...but it was written off a long time ago and chalked up as paranoia or some other delusion.

you seem kind of normal... what kind of odds would you give on Kali's self preservation instinct kicked in, she flipped out, yanked all the cat6 cables out of the walls, destroyed her modem, smashed her computer with a brick, burned her house down with her ID and passport inside, moved out of state, married an amish guy named Abner and she is now churning butter in Pennsylvania....

/sips coffee

or she's just been busy

but either way...at what point has the joke gone too far and ceases being funny?....

I worry about Abner sometimes...deep in his amish brain is probably a sliver of doubt about his new bride...he promised he would never ask about where she came from....but it's probably eating him up inside. he keeps his musket loaded and next to his hay stuffed bed but he hasn't slept well or soundly in a long time....

how long can he maintain?

I had no idea this thread existed >.>;;;

NooooOooOOoooOoo!
All our hard work >:

...

Until the next barn raising?

Video related.

how does it make you FEEL?

Looks like you were busy with:

poor abner..... /removes hat

this thread is at least 52% lina's fault!

she paged and everything!

and with stupid orihime!

I'm not sure kali is old enough to "appreciate" boycotts...or matlock

for some weird reason I was thinking the other day...kali said she was turning 23...but ffxiah came out fourteen years ago...

did her parents let her play online games when she was nine or ten years old!?

they grow up fast in kansas... I reckon

and no I didn't have to take my shoes and socks off to do the maths

:p