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Corrupt A Wish game
 Bahamut.Striker
Server: Bahamut
Game: FFXI
Posts: 355
By Bahamut.Striker 2015-07-28 15:29:42
Granted, but velociraptors are even bigger jerks than cats.
I wish my feet had proper arches.
Granted, but you are drafted into the military where your legs get blown off by an explosive.
I wish I had Chick-fil-a right about now.
 Bismarck.Herrera
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 72
By Bismarck.Herrera 2015-07-28 16:24:25
I wish I had Chick-fil-a right about now. Granted! But you get a chicken bone stuck in your throat and choke to death.
I wish ppl were smarter!
By Bloodrose 2015-07-28 16:25:37
I wish I had Chick-fil-a right about now. Granted! But you get a chicken bone stuck in your throat and choke to death.
I wish ppl were smarter! Granted! But your IQ drops 100 points to meet mob mentality.
I wish I could get my Bismarck EX clear.
 Valefor.Endoq
Server: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6906
By Valefor.Endoq 2015-07-28 16:54:57
I wish I had Chick-fil-a right about now. Granted! But you get a chicken bone stuck in your throat and choke to death.
I wish ppl were smarter! Granted! But your IQ drops 100 points to meet mob mentality.
I wish I could get my Bismarck EX clear. Granted, but you get LM17 the next day
I wish losing weight was as easy as losing my keys
By Bloodrose 2015-07-28 16:56:59
I wish I had Chick-fil-a right about now. Granted! But you get a chicken bone stuck in your throat and choke to death.
I wish ppl were smarter! Granted! But your IQ drops 100 points to meet mob mentality.
I wish I could get my Bismarck EX clear. Granted, but you get LM17 the next day
I wish losing weight was as easy as losing my keys Granted, but now you never lose your keys.
I wish I had a more positive outlook on life.
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By fonewear 2015-07-28 17:00:56
I wish I had Chick-fil-a right about now. Granted! But you get a chicken bone stuck in your throat and choke to death.
I wish ppl were smarter! Granted! But your IQ drops 100 points to meet mob mentality.
I wish I could get my Bismarck EX clear. Granted, but you get LM17 the next day
I wish losing weight was as easy as losing my keys Granted, but now you never lose your keys.
I wish I had a more positive outlook on life.
Granted but you realize living in denial is no fun.
I wish John Swartzwelder would write for the Simpsons again !
Bahamut.Ravael
Server: Bahamut
Game: FFXI
Posts: 13622
By Bahamut.Ravael 2015-07-28 17:04:53
Granted but you realize living in denial is no fun.
I wish John Swartzwelder would write for the Simpsons again !
Granted! He only gets to write Maggie's lines, though.
I wish I could hadouken in real life.
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By Bloodrose 2015-07-28 17:09:16
Granted but you realize living in denial is no fun.
I wish John Swartzwelder would write for the Simpsons again !
Granted! He only gets to write Maggie's lines, though.
I wish I could hadouken in real life. Granted, but it's Don Kanonji's version of the Hadouken. THE SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU!
I wish to secretly amass a large fortune.
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Valefor.Endoq
Server: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6906
By Valefor.Endoq 2015-07-28 17:26:38
Granted, you amass a fortune so secret that no one, including yourself, will ever know about it.
I wish I had a game controller that could activate cheat codes in real life
By Bloodrose 2015-07-28 17:35:05
Granted, you amass a fortune so secret that no one, including yourself, will ever know about it.
I wish I had a game controller that could activate cheat codes in real life Granted, but the only cheat code that works, is turning yourself into a big titted bimbo named Candy Suxxx from Grand Theft Auto.
I wish my favorite drinks were always on sale.
Server: Bahamut
Game: FFXI
Posts: 9
By Bahamut.Sinnerfay 2015-07-28 17:42:21
Granted, you amass a fortune so secret that no one, including yourself, will ever know about it.
I wish I had a game controller that could activate cheat codes in real life Granted, but the only cheat code that works, is turning yourself into a big titted bimbo named Candy Suxxx from Grand Theft Auto.
I wish my favorite drinks were always on sale. Granted! But now your favourite drinks are ruined by foul tasting cheap versions.
I wish I could invent a new number...
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Valefor.Endoq
Server: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6906
By Valefor.Endoq 2015-07-28 19:54:12
Bahamut.Sinnerfay said: »Granted, you amass a fortune so secret that no one, including yourself, will ever know about it.
I wish I had a game controller that could activate cheat codes in real life Granted, but the only cheat code that works, is turning yourself into a big titted bimbo named Candy Suxxx from Grand Theft Auto.
I wish my favorite drinks were always on sale. Granted! But now your favourite drinks are ruined by foul tasting cheap versions.
I wish I could invent a new number...
Granted! But you are never able to accurately describe this new number to another person. The inability to show the world your great discovery eventually drives you insane. You spend the rest of your life in an insane asylum.
I wish computers weren't so complicated.
Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 546
By Asura.Echandra 2015-07-28 20:21:59
Bahamut.Sinnerfay said: »Granted, you amass a fortune so secret that no one, including yourself, will ever know about it.
I wish I had a game controller that could activate cheat codes in real life Granted, but the only cheat code that works, is turning yourself into a big titted bimbo named Candy Suxxx from Grand Theft Auto.
I wish my favorite drinks were always on sale. Granted! But now your favourite drinks are ruined by foul tasting cheap versions.
I wish I could invent a new number...
Granted! But you are never able to accurately describe this new number to another person. The inability to show the world your great discovery eventually drives you insane. You spend the rest of your life in an insane asylum.
I wish computers weren't so complicated.
Granted! But computers become so simple really old people use them, so they become uncool and society stops using them and everyone goes outside and is forced to interact with each other.
I wish the special dial key would quit giving me unlit lanterns and various other lantern key items to me and all my mules.
(I can probably light up the entire den of rancor for all of asura after today.)
By Soraishin 2015-07-28 20:51:54
Granted! But computers become so simple really old people use them, so they become uncool and society stops using them and everyone goes outside and is forced to interact with each other.
I wish the special dial key would quit giving me unlit lanterns and various other lantern key items to me and all my mules.
Granted! Special Dial Key now only gives you Tin Ore no matter what.
I wish that spiders never mutate to have wings and deadly stingers on each limb.
Valefor.Endoq
Server: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6906
By Valefor.Endoq 2015-07-29 21:05:06
Granted! Spiders never mutate to have wings and deadly stingers on each limb. Spiders instead develop technology and now fly around on jet packs.
I wish the world wasn't in this downward spiral it's in.
Bismarck.Herrera
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 72
By Bismarck.Herrera 2015-07-30 13:39:12
I wish my phone still worked properly. Granted! But your carrier has shitty service everywhere that you can check your phone comfortably or that you need it, it is super expensive and you can only in the best of occasions get up to 3G.
I wish I had X-ray vision.
Fenrir.Atheryn
Server: Fenrir
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1665
By Fenrir.Atheryn 2015-07-30 14:06:34
Granted, but you'll never be able to sleep because... you have x-ray vision and can see through your eyelids.
I wish I could understand cat language.
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 Valefor.Sehachan
Server: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 24219
By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-07-30 14:09:06
Granted, but the cats always leave when you arrive at a place, leaving you out of their loop.
I wish the weather is good this weekend.
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By Kell 2015-07-30 15:06:39
Granted, a wrapped block of $49,000 in $1 bills falls from a cargo plane flying overhead to land directly on top of you. The lowest line on your tombstone reads, "At least they weren't $1 coins."
I wish Futurama was renewed on Netflix.
Fenrir.Atheryn
Server: Fenrir
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1665
By Fenrir.Atheryn 2015-07-30 15:14:28
Granted, Futurama has been renewed on Netflix. In related news, Netflix user subscription fees have risen to a staggering $49,000 per year.
I wish I worked with people my age, as opposed to the almost-retirees I keep finding myself with.
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Valefor.Endoq
Server: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6906
By Valefor.Endoq 2015-07-30 15:39:50
Granted, Futurama has been renewed on Netflix. In related news, Netflix user subscription fees have risen to a staggering $49,000 per year.
I wish I worked with people my age, as opposed to the almost-retirees I keep finding myself with. Granted! You now work with typical moronic immature gossiping people your age!
I wish Canadian Netflix had as many licenses for content as UK Netflix or American Netflix Granted! Canada and the UK are now added to the United States and have the same licenses on all Netflix.
I wish I had a diet friendly dinner plan.
 Bismarck.Misao
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2015-07-30 16:38:27
I wish I had a diet friendly dinner plan. The Diet Approves Happymeals for dinner.
I want icecream
 Cerberus.Tidis
Server: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 3927
By Cerberus.Tidis 2015-07-30 16:43:55
I wish I had a diet friendly dinner plan. The Diet Approves Happymeals for dinner.
I want icecream Granted, it's coffee flavoured.
I wish TFS would release the next episode of Dragon Ball Z Abridged already, it's been at 99% forever!
Cerberus.Tidis
Server: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 3927
By Cerberus.Tidis 2015-07-30 17:00:30
Bismarck.Josiahfk said: »I wish I had a diet friendly dinner plan. The Diet Approves Happymeals for dinner. I want icecream Granted but it's 100% Coacoa Dark Chocolate Mint with raisens ice cream, the most vile ice cream ever made.
I wish tidus didn't post so fast -_-; Granted but I'm Tidis so it doesn't seem to affect me!
I wish TFS would release the next episode of Dragon Ball Z Abridged already, it's been at 99% forever!
(Copying it because I demand someone answers my damn question!)
Bismarck.Herrera
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 72
By Bismarck.Herrera 2015-07-30 19:32:17
I wish my parents were smarter. Granted! But you were never born because they were smart enough to use protection.
I wish someone spoon fed me .luas tailor made for all my jobs, oh and made me macros while we are at it.
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I got this game off another forum I like to visit and thought it would be fun to bring to our site!
Quote: So I thought of starting a new forum game. Used to play something like this on some other forum I once frequent on. Can get funny imo if done right.
How to play: User 1 makes a wish. The next poster grants the wish but adds some consequences/twists or something like that and then the poster makes a wish of his/her own and so on.
Ex:
-User 1: I wish my wallet was full of coins
-User 2: Granted, but you lose your wallet on your way home. I wish I can fly!
And remember, this is all just for fun!
So lets get this started!
I wish for this game to be lots of fun for everyone!
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