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 Asura.Ackeronll
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By Asura.Ackeronll 2015-07-26 18:12:35
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Granted by you live where tonight never happens.

I wish SE would pull the plug on FFXI.

Granted! But then SE declares Bankruptcy and shuts down all projects.

I wish the first ET's we meet end up being Mithra.
Granted but they are manthras.

Wish the first ETs we meet destroy us all!
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-07-26 19:16:15
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Asura.Ackeronll said: »
Soraishin said: »
fonewear said: »

Granted by you live where tonight never happens.

I wish SE would pull the plug on FFXI.

Granted! But then SE declares Bankruptcy and shuts down all projects.

I wish the first ET's we meet end up being Mithra.
Granted but they are manthras.

Wish the first ETs we meet destroy us all!

Granted! But they only destroy us with sick breakdancing moves leaving the earth completely humiliated and totally served. Everyone on earth blames you for our humiliation and feeds you to the sarlacc.

I wish I had some ice cream to go with this rum coconut cake I just made.
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By Carbuncle.Jashin 2015-07-26 21:08:06
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Granted! But it's toe jam and bellybutton lint flavor.

I wish my wish wasn't granted.
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By Ragnarok.Yatenkou 2015-07-26 22:36:23
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Your wish is not granted, however it is so not granted that a random occurrence happens, engulfing you in black miasma and devouring you whole.

I wish I wish I was a fish.
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By Bloodrose 2015-07-26 22:53:15
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Ragnarok.Yatenkou said: »
Your wish is not granted, however it is so not granted that a random occurrence happens, engulfing you in black miasma and devouring you whole.

I wish I wish I was a fish.
Granted, but you end up becoming a fish stick in a South Park parody of Kanye West.

I wish the Auto-Correct on smart phones would actually work.
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By Lakshmi.Rooks 2015-07-26 22:54:29
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Bloodrose said: »
Ragnarok.Yatenkou said: »
Your wish is not granted, however it is so not granted that a random occurrence happens, engulfing you in black miasma and devouring you whole.

I wish I wish I was a fish.
Granted, but you end up becoming a fish stick in a South Park parody of Kanye West.

I wish the Auto-Correct on smart phones would actually work.

Granted, but it sends what you're actually thinking, not what you meant to type.

I wish I had a really nice turkey and swiss sandwich about now.
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By Bloodrose 2015-07-26 22:57:16
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Lakshmi.Rooks said: »
Bloodrose said: »
Ragnarok.Yatenkou said: »
Your wish is not granted, however it is so not granted that a random occurrence happens, engulfing you in black miasma and devouring you whole.

I wish I wish I was a fish.
Granted, but you end up becoming a fish stick in a South Park parody of Kanye West.

I wish the Auto-Correct on smart phones would actually work.

Granted, but it sends what you're actually thinking, not what you meant to type.

I wish I had a really nice turkey and swiss sandwich about now.
Granted, but it's a live turkey sandwiched between two Swiss people sitting on either side of it.

I wish I could boast the most roast at the party I host.
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By volkom 2015-07-27 00:15:27
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Granted but you'll be forever sleep deprived.

Wish that work will always be fun
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-07-27 00:41:46
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Granted! Work for you will always be fun from now on, but that is because you are in prison for the rest of your life and the time you spend outside of work is a hellish nightmare.

I wish FFIV was on the xbox360
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By Fenrir.Atheryn 2015-07-27 07:19:41
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Granted! There is now a copy of FFIV sitting on top of an Xbox360. Somewhere.

I wish I could freeze time.


Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
I wish I had a time machine.

Granted, but you traveled back in time and an earlier version of me stole it.
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By Cerberus.Tidis 2015-07-27 08:27:44
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Granted but you can't control when you unfreeze time.

I wish I was a super saiyan!
By volkom 2015-07-27 09:46:20
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Granted but Super Man will always beat you up

I wish for a gundam
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-07-27 11:34:22
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volkom said: »
Granted but Super Man will always beat you up

I wish for a gundam
Your wish is granted!
Here is your gundam..




I wish my post had a colored bar like all the "cool" kids have :/
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-07-27 11:53:55
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Valefor.Endoq said: »
I wish my post had a colored bar like all the "cool" kids have :/
Granted, but now you're permabanned!

I wish I had a time machine.
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By Fenrir.Atheryn 2015-07-27 11:59:33
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Granted, look about 5 posts up.

I wish it was the weekend again.
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-07-27 12:55:12
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Fenrir.Atheryn said: »
Granted, look about 5 posts up.

I wish it was the weekend again.
Your wish will be granted within 21 business days.

I wish that poop could vanish instead of needing to be pooped
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By Bismarck.Herrera 2015-07-27 15:01:58
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Valefor.Endoq said: »
I wish that poop could vanish instead of needing to be pooped
Granted! Only to reapear at random on top of peoples heads or cars! No longer will your biggest concern be bird poop as soon as you wash your car or step outside looking good.

I wanna wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart~
Feliz Navidad, prospero año y felizidad~
I Wanna wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heaaaaart~!
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By Cerberus.Tidis 2015-07-27 15:08:49
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Bismarck.Herrera said: »
Valefor.Endoq said: »
I wish that poop could vanish instead of needing to be pooped
Granted! Only to reapear at random on top of peoples heads or cars! No longer will your biggest concern be bird poop as soon as you wash your car or step outside looking good.

I wanna wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart~
Feliz Navidad, prospero año y felizidad~
I Wanna wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heaaaaart~!
Granted but your heart will turn into a mini Christmas tree.

I wish for world peace!
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By Bismarck.Xagashi 2015-07-27 15:38:49
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Cerberus.Tidis said: »
Bismarck.Herrera said: »
Valefor.Endoq said: »
I wish that poop could vanish instead of needing to be pooped
Granted! Only to reapear at random on top of peoples heads or cars! No longer will your biggest concern be bird poop as soon as you wash your car or step outside looking good.

I wanna wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart~
Feliz Navidad, prospero año y felizidad~
I Wanna wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heaaaaart~!
Granted but your heart will turn into a mini Christmas tree.

I wish for world peace!

Granted but the planet becomes time locked.

I wish for greatness!
 
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-07-27 16:07:27
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ok


wish I had key lime sorbet
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By Bahamut.Sinnerfay 2015-07-27 16:16:32
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Granted but all online MMO's make you turn into a fan girl,

I wish for the hellspawn to be let loose!
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-07-28 00:25:41
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Granted, but he lost his powers

I wish pokemon were real so I could force them to fight each other for sport
By Aelius 2015-07-28 00:27:50
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Granted but they turn on you and overwhelm you with their power and force you to fight other humans for their sport they renamed Humons.

I wish I had no fear of heights.
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By Phoenix.Dabackpack 2015-07-28 00:43:09
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Aelius said: »
Granted but they turn on you and overwhelm you with their power and force you to fight other humans for their sport they renamed Humons.

I wish I had no fear of heights.

Granted! But you can no longer fear anything because you no longer have any human emotions or instincts after the accident.

I wish I could stop playing FFXI!!
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2015-07-28 00:46:34
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To replace FFXI, you've gotten addicted to Hello Kitty Online.

I wish I didn't have to go to work on Wednesday.
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By Bahamut.Ravael 2015-07-28 00:54:10
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
To replace FFXI, you've gotten addicted to Hello Kitty Online.

I wish I didn't have to go to work on Wednesday.

You have to go to work on Uncle Fester instead.

I wish my puns weren't so awful.
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By Bahamut.Striker 2015-07-28 02:11:40
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You have to go to work on Uncle Fester instead.

I wish my puns weren't so awful.

Granted, but you're the only one who cares how funny they are.

I wish "Full Time" was 30 hours a week.
By Soraishin 2015-07-28 02:24:27
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Bahamut.Striker said: »
Bahamut.Ravael said: »
You have to go to work on Uncle Fester instead.

I wish my puns weren't so awful.

Granted, but you're the only one who cares how funny they are.

I wish "Full Time" was 30 hours a week.

Granted! You regret working at McDonalds for the rest of your days though.

I wish I had a pet Velociraptor.
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By Shiva.Onorgul 2015-07-28 02:31:29
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Soraishin said: »
Granted! You regret working at McDonalds for the rest of your days though.

I wish I had a pet Velociraptor.
Granted, but velociraptors are even bigger jerks than cats.

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I wish my feet had proper arches.
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