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Burlesque dancer fired for being too curvy
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2015-03-06 12:11:22
Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »tons of married dudes are jealous of me
How true is this?
I submit that if they're married and envying him, maybe they shouldn't be married?
Just within my own circles, at age 26, I've seen dudes/chicks who are clearly not happily married. I can imagine this explodes exponentially as you go through your 30s-40s.
So yeah, I imagine you could make alot of dudes salty. This somewhat correlates with this:
I never really understood why professional athletes got married in the first place. Why would they be any different than any other person?
Because they almost always marry celebs, so frequently end up divorced, and even more frequently end up cheating.
At least, that's the stereotype, and we certainly see it played out frequently enough.
So why are they any different again, besides having their lives on display?
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By Cerberus.Anjisnu 2015-03-06 12:12:44
Lol when think skinemax diet porn I think of the movie "The Room"
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-03-06 12:13:03
Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »tons of married dudes are jealous of me
How true is this?
I submit that if they're married and envying him, maybe they shouldn't be married?
Just within my own circles, at age 26, I've seen dudes/chicks who are clearly not happily married. I can imagine this explodes exponentially as you go through your 30s-40s.
So yeah, I imagine you could make alot of dudes salty. This somewhat correlates with this:
I never really understood why professional athletes got married in the first place. Why would they be any different than any other person?
Because they almost always marry celebs, so frequently end up divorced, and even more frequently end up cheating.
At least, that's the stereotype, and we certainly see it played out frequently enough.
So why are they any different again, besides having their lives on display? Did you not just mention one of the reasons in your post right there?
By Ramyrez 2015-03-06 12:14:01
So why are they any different again, besides having their lives on display?
That "life on display" thing is huge.
How many people give a ***if your run-of-the-mill guy cheats on his wife with someone?
Then the president does it, and it's a shocking outrageous travesty!
Tiger Woods does it, sponsors are dropping him left and right!
Etc.
It's a pretty big difference.
By fonewear 2015-03-06 12:14:55
Lol when think skinemax diet porn I think of the movie "The Room"
I almost enjoy the softcore stuff more cause they actually have an amusing "plot".
The acting is pretty good for a porn. I mean better than most Adam Sandler movies.
By Ramyrez 2015-03-06 12:16:17
Lol when think skinemax diet porn I think of the movie "The Room"
I almost enjoy the softcore stuff more cause they actually have an amusing "plot".
Just cruise Tumblr and find the real people who desire to be exhibitionists.
It's more fun that way!
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By Cerberus.Anjisnu 2015-03-06 12:16:23
If your life is on display marry an exhibitionist and be done with it lol going to Jack in the Box at 3am nude is *** golden
By fonewear 2015-03-06 12:17:20
Lol when think skinemax diet porn I think of the movie "The Room"
I almost enjoy the softcore stuff more cause they actually have an amusing "plot".
Just cruise Tumblr and find the real people who desire to be exhibitionists.
It's more fun that way!
I found an army wife that went from posting naked pics to doing hardcore videos. I found it amusing cause she had a FAQ saying she wouldn't do hardcore stuff.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-03-06 12:18:24
Years ago here they used to put on tv late at night on not payperview channels real hardcore porn...but censored. Basically during the sex scenes the camera would linger on the actors' faces in slow motion, and as it slowly moved down it was cut right before reaching their funnies, and it would loop back on their slow motion faces. Whole intercourse was the same loop, not even different angles.
It was a strange metaphysical experience to watch them.
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2015-03-06 12:21:00
Lol when think skinemax diet porn I think of the movie "The Room"
Oh God. Watching Tommy Wiseau have sex with a woman's bellybutton. That poor actress.
In the behind the scenes book, it's said Tommy kept wanting to reshoot the scene much to the annoyance of everyone filming and the terrified actress.
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By Cerberus.Anjisnu 2015-03-06 12:22:52
Lol thats why I brought the movie up so much *** gold there
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-03-06 12:24:07
I feel like I'm reading the post of a 12 year old writing this and giggling to themselves lol.
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By fonewear 2015-03-06 12:27:54
Back when Hollywood video was still around they have a very small section of sofctore porn. Very good stuff.
I believe the movie was called Cheerleader Ninjas or something like that.
By Ramyrez 2015-03-06 12:31:05
Back when Hollywood video was still around they have a very small section of sofctore porn. Very good stuff.
I believe the movie was called Cheerleader Ninjas or something like that.
All the privately-owned video rental places back in the day had the backroom "private selections". I remember once in college a bunch of us drummers were on a road trip doing a clinic for a bunch of high school kids, and we got to the town a few hours before we were scheduled to perform.
So we went out on the "town" (it was smalltown Pennsylvania) and like 14 of us strolled into this video rental place that was going out of business, went into the back porn room and bought like 50 tapes.
Because this is what college guys do to amuse themselves, apparently.
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By fonewear 2015-03-06 12:51:56
You know you want to watch this:
Might be NSFW
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By fonewear 2015-03-06 12:57:36
Also being Ron Jeremy
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-03-06 13:00:40
You mean the hedgehog?
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-03-06 13:17:31
You know you want to watch this: I do actually haha.
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By fonewear 2015-03-06 13:19:33
I miss the days of strolling through a video store finding crazy movies like that.
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By Cerberus.Anjisnu 2015-03-06 13:25:22
Tokyo Gore Police... that is all
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-03-06 13:26:49
The "gore" there tells me nope.
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2015-03-06 13:28:07
What time is it? SCAT TIME.
No. No it's not. Not even a little.
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By Cerberus.Anjisnu 2015-03-06 13:29:55
The Gore part is cartoonish
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-03-06 13:31:37
Isn't jp porn made of pixels anyway?
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-03-06 13:34:54
Isn't jp porn made of pixels anyway? Do you not understand what pixels are?
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2015-03-06 13:35:15
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By Ragnarok.Nausi 2015-03-06 13:50:38
It always wins in Cards Against Humanity
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By Shiva.Onorgul 2015-03-06 14:19:51
It always wins in Cards Against Humanity It never wins among my friends. There's probably something telling in that.
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By Garuda.Chanti 2015-03-07 09:17:39
Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »Anyhow. Enough ranting about KISS.
Let's go back to discussing what we find attractive in people! Intelligence and the ability to hold a conversation. I wish I could blow up 'hold a conversation' to 92 point font and underline it. Smart is big for me as well.
Myspace angles are a mofo
Unless she simply lost that much weight in 5 months (5 month diff anyways according the pic posted dates) Take a good look at the top photo. Both the pose and lighting shave pounds off her cheeks. The boa conceals the size of her upper arms.
In the bottom photo she is blatantly showing her curves off. I think the contrapposto stance enhances her belly.
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By Garuda.Chanti 2015-03-07 09:25:44
Unless she simply lost that much weight in 5 months (5 month diff anyways according the pic posted dates) It does look like she lost a bit of weight there, but even so, if it was a regular strip club, fine, but I always thought burlesque girls were supposed to be on the "voluptuous" side of things?
Normally yes this isn't exactly a strip club where the standards are much higher.
I've never seen a stripper that was the size of this girl. I have. Sewn costumes for a few even.
Also, Flav, in response, all I can say is that in theory you (and Tiger) are right.
But in practice all I hear about so much is people bitching about their spouses, and I just don't get it. Marriage is tough and I think a bigger issue is people thinking they need to get married for whatever reason that has been implanted in their head rather then being shallow or whatnot.
you got the classics like: She got preggers or well we've been together for a couple of years and we really like eachother so why not!
My personal favorite is the ones that haven't lived or slept together before they got married and then after find out they're not compatible at all and can't stand eachother.
but yeah marriage can be really tough and people grow and change and shitty things happen and such so who knows. I had a friend who got married right out of high school. They were both virgins.
She was capable of saying with a perfectly straight face "I will never make that mistake again."
New Orleans burlesque dancer Ruby Rage fired for being too curvy Seattle PI
The article has pics and a film clip.
Quote: A New Orleans burlesque club's decision to fire one of its more voluptuous dancers, Ruby Rage, has brought a fire storm of reaction.
Last fall, Lucky Pierre's, 753 Bourbon St., told the producer of its main burlesque show that Ruby Rage was too curvy for its new approach, according to The Guardian.
Producer Bella Blue initially stood by her choice to include Ruby Rage due to her artistic contributions to the Blue Book Cabaret but eventually had to let her go when the club insisted, The Guardian reported.
The spurned dancer got in touch with 21st Century Burlesque and told what happened in her own words, published in a Feb. 21 post:
"I have been working at Lucky Pierre's for around a year. About three weeks ago I stopped seeing my name on the schedule, so naturally I asked about this because I thought it was a technical error with my phone/computer on my end.
"I finally had the chance to speak with Bella Blue, and she told me that upper management didn't think that my body type fit in with the burlesque show...."
Lucky Pierre's at first denied the allegations, according to the New York Daily News. The club's initial response on Facebook has apparently been deleted.
The only show listed Tuesday on the club's program schedule for this week was The Real Drag Queens of New Orleans.
After going public with her experience, Ruby told 21st Century Burlesque she's convinced the issue is widespread.
"It doesn't just happen to me but so many more amazing performers down here in New Orleans, and since I made my post public I have had many other full figured women come to me from across the country to tell me that they are body shamed as well. This isn't right." 
Dedicated to Fone.
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