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Court: Orangutan Is 'Non-Human Person', Freed
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By Nazrious 2014-12-22 11:20:58
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If the non-Human people don't like it they have the right to evolve and take over the world. Until this happens lets keep it business as usual.

Now where did I put that box of bunnies I was testing alcohol based eye drops on.....?
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2014-12-22 11:48:07
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Nazrious said: »
If the non-Human people don't like it they have the right to evolve and take over the world. Until this happens lets keep it business as usual.

Now where did I put that box of bunnies I was testing alcohol based eye drops on.....?


I tried to warn you...

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By Nazrious 2014-12-22 14:06:04
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Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »
Nazrious said: »
If the non-Human people don't like it they have the right to evolve and take over the world. Until this happens lets keep it business as usual.

Now where did I put that box of bunnies I was testing alcohol based eye drops on.....?


I tried to warn you...



Good let the apes kill dem bears, all they do is trash the trashcans and poop.

Also just wanted to let everyone know that the bunnies have been found; the inhuman tort... testing will commence in the most humane fashion possible, and to a greater extent fiscally feasible.
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By Ramyrez 2014-12-22 14:15:11
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Nazrious said: »
Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »
Nazrious said: »
If the non-Human people don't like it they have the right to evolve and take over the world. Until this happens lets keep it business as usual.

Now where did I put that box of bunnies I was testing alcohol based eye drops on.....?


I tried to warn you...



Good let the apes kill dem bears, all they do is trash the trashcans and poop.

Also just wanted to let everyone know that the bunnies have been found; the inhuman tort... testing will commence in the most humane fashion possible, and to a greater extent fiscally feasible.

"Now bring me my large French perfume and spray him in the eyes, because that's how it happened to me! Now you feel pretty, don't you? Wa, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2014-12-22 15:01:35
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Nazrious said: »
all they do is trash the trashcans and poop

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By Asura.Kingnobody 2014-12-22 15:06:40
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Nazrious said: »
Good let the apes kill dem bears, all they do is trash the trashcans and poop.
They also kill stupid humans who think they can take a bear barehanded.

So, bears are useful to a point.
By volkom 2014-12-22 15:11:55
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Asura.Kingnobody said: »
Nazrious said: »
Good let the apes kill dem bears, all they do is trash the trashcans and poop.

So, bears are useful to a point.

make cool rugs
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2014-12-22 15:35:43
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volkom said: »
Asura.Kingnobody said: »
Nazrious said: »
Good let the apes kill dem bears, all they do is trash the trashcans and poop.

So, bears are useful to a point.

make cool rugs
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By Nazrious 2014-12-22 16:51:12
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Asura.Kingnobody said: »
Nazrious said: »
Good let the apes kill dem bears, all they do is trash the trashcans and poop.
They also kill stupid humans who think they can take a bear barehanded.

So, bears are useful to a point.

FFS, GDI.


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By Fenrir.Camiie 2014-12-22 19:27:29
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Nazrious said: »
Good let the apes kill dem bears, all they do is trash the trashcans and poop.

I wonder if a non-human person can be tried for animal cruelty for the wanton killing of an innocent non-human non-person animal.
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By Nazrious 2014-12-23 12:32:28
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Fenrir.Camiie said: »
Nazrious said: »
Good let the apes kill dem bears, all they do is trash the trashcans and poop.

I wonder if a non-human person can be tried for animal cruelty for the wanton killing of an innocent non-human non-person animal.


The real question is what does Smoky have to say about all this,

Non-human person on Non-human person violence.
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By Ramyrez 2014-12-23 12:41:07
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Nazrious said: »
Fenrir.Camiie said: »
Nazrious said: »
Good let the apes kill dem bears, all they do is trash the trashcans and poop.

I wonder if a non-human person can be tried for animal cruelty for the wanton killing of an innocent non-human non-person animal.


The real question is what does Smoky have to say about all this,

Non-human person on Non-human person violence.

All Smokey has to say is "don't *** kill them with a forest fire".

Otherwise he doesn't give a damn. Hell, bury the body in the woods for all he cares. It's food.