Ask The Editor: Spathaian

Do you like the sound of a wire brush brushing against sandpaper?

I've never heard the sound and probably never want to.

Oh this isn't RT lmao

Have you ever done the thing?


How would you describe it?

Yes, the thing is good. Do the thing in moderation, and be sure to do it well. Otherwise you're just gonna have a bad time.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Do you like turtles?

Perhaps someone has gone near enough to seeing which decision. But I am not that person.

They are wise and adorable. I support them.

Leatherback war steed.

Make it happen.

If you were a tomato, what kind of sauce would you be used in?

What sport would you rather play: Golf played while riding on a giant rabbit, or tennis played against a giant rabbit who has been training for this day its entire life?

Pens or pencils?

Would you rather be slowly crushed, such as in a cardboard bailer, or microwaved?

Have you ever considered becoming a kangaroo?

In your opinion, does the String Theory hold any merit? Please explain in great detail.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I believe that a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

But would a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood at the rate you think a woodchuck should chuck wood, or would a woodchuck chuck wood proscribed by the national Woodchuck Chucking Association to chuck wood?

Get out of here with your commie propaganda, pinko!

Probably some kind of pasta sauce, I have a huge thing for pasta.

While I really like the idea of riding a giant rabbit, I wanna play against him/her. I mean, if they've trained their entire life for the moment he/she plays me I wanna let them have that moment.

Pens, I greatly enjoy not only the crisp look but also the permanence of ink.

I'll take the crushing, just sounds more appealing.

Once, shortly after high school. I decided it wasn't worth the hassle at the time. Still not quite ready for it yet.

I can find merit in a lot of theories, trying to get me to explain in text is not likely to happen... especially since I was supposed to be asleep 2 hours ago. :D


27.

The answer is 27 wood.

Now the question remains, what would your preference be for crossword puzzles? BUM BUM BUM!

And what color ink? I see Spath as a blue ink kind of guy. Rebellious, but not rebellious enough for the red ink.

We all know he uses purple.

I don't consider myself to have enough mastery over words to do crosswords. But if I did, I'd want all my wrong(penis) answers written in ink for the world to cherish for years to come.

I tend to prefer black ink. Red ink has always irk'd me to look at when it's used for anything that doesn't include correcting mistakes.