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By 2014-04-16 18:02:39
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By Shiva.Onorgul 2014-04-16 18:09:36
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... seriously? The Pope has seriously said, "Hey, kids, get in my car."

Why not just buy a white panel van and be done with subtlety altogether?
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2014-04-16 18:14:06
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OP made a funny in the title.
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2014-04-16 19:57:15
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All jokes aside, this is the kind of pope that has been badly needed for Catholicism. Less Emperor Palpatine.
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2014-04-16 20:09:43
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Bahamut.Milamber said: »
All jokes aside, this is the kind of pope that has been badly needed for Catholicism. Less Emperor Palpatine.

And more a global father figure.

All we need now is the Pope playing Wii in the Vatican and even I may convert to Catholicism. Francis looks like a Harvest Moon type or perhaps he's more a Mario Kart 8 gamer!
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By Bahamut.Ravael 2014-04-16 20:14:16
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Nah, he's totally a Call of Duty gamer. You'll be able to recognize him because he'll be the only guy calling you a noob in Latin.
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By Shiva.Onorgul 2014-04-16 20:14:31
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Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »
perhaps he's more a Mario Kart 8 gamer!
You mean the little *** that wins by way of the blue shell?

"My son, I'm far too humble to desire to win, but God (and Nintendo) gave me this button that lets me immediately ruin your day and it would be disrespectful to Him not to use it in the home stretch."

Anyhow, just revoke the parts of the Catechism about wanking and birth control and he'll win over half the world. No need to get kids involved (literally!!).
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2014-04-16 20:33:38
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Send Francis copies of Medieval Total War. Even he'll see the Pope in that game is a giant *** that attempts to ruin your civilization with constant Crusades under threat of excommunication.