Bundy Ranch, Militia OTW.

Yes, your Honor. I kicked an officer because of freedoms, big government, and such as.

Nope. You can't assualt an officer of the law without severe reprecussions unless you are defending yourself in which case you've just made your nut and your tax dollars will be going to pay for that guy's retirement.

Obama can use his pen and his phone to put some sanctions on bundy...

and be all "can't you guys sort any thing out on your own! ?"

Obama can't own a cell phone while President, I'm pretty sure. Giving up his Blackberry practically required half the Secret Service to wrestle him to the ground.

I presume that ends after leaving office? Anyone know if Dubya has a cell phone again? In spite of appearances, he was fairly fond of his tech, too, but it hadn't quite reached the pocket-computer stage by 2000.

Obama has a cell phone but its super special, high-technical, safe-for-work holographic Blackberry. IIRC they were looking for a new device for our eternal overlord. Probably something not running on primitive Blackberry technology.

Apple or Android though. I think Obama is more an Apple type. You know, with the whole obsession with overpriced, incompetent control and one-stop shop for demonic government healthcare guised as being good for us common rabble. I have it on good authority that Michelle makes sure that he's got a health app that runs on the tears of fat Americans though.

Then again the palace guards Secret Service are too busy doing blow and bedding hookers to make sure the President isn't playing Candy Crush when he's supposed to be negotiating some peace between us and comrade Putin. That last block of jelly isn't worth outright war with Russia, Obama!

What were we talking about again?

Sparth, you just won the internets.

Did anyone else notice in the video, that all the protesters had those made in China iPhones?

The gov. Forces backed off because Krizz told them to chill

I only buy technology made in America because if it ain't American, it ain't worth talking about. USA, USA, USA. Chanting is so tiring... I need a large Slurpee.

That being said I only have an old toaster and an alarm clock with a bald eagles wings as hands at home. Because America. I am posting from a semen encrusted computer at the local library.

This old guy keeps smiling at me then looks back at his screen. Weird.

Even though certain people don't give a *** about this, here is a vid for the people that do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFiosLqjoQQ

You're right. No one gives a *** because that lie is easily debunked. The people interested in that link wouldn't know a fact if one was mailed to them.

debunk it.

I did already.

glad your on top of things.

Its not that hard, at the 7:15 mark he says using a federal agency to seize cattle and intimidate Bundy is "all kinds of illegal." Straight up fiction, the federal agency has a completely valid court order (that we have posted several times, and even bolded the important parts) granting them permission to seize all of the cattle trespassing on their federal lands. Nothing the BLM has done is illegal, that cattle roundup was backed by the law. The law trumps that guys video.

So Harry Reid is *** Cheyney's liberal alter-ego... why does that mean Bundy isn't bound to the same laws as everyone else?

Edit: Richard got caught by the censor, but I think it fits him, so I left it. :)

Didnt post it for sheep like you.

Awwww...too bad your intentions don't mean ***.

This is why I believe that the gene pool should have a lifeguard.

lol and yours do..

I believe it does have a life guard - old and decrepit he may be. Tried to save everyone from themselves, but there were too many people wallowing in their own ignorance and utter ***.

Now he's known as Nikolce, rather surly now.

Well, now that we have debunked that video with absolute ease, anything else?

he did already:

Delusional...

That's because our mailboxes are incinerators. /nods like it makes sense

You know, like in case of a ricin attack...or coupons.

you can never be too careful...

but I won't click the link either...I fell for that ONCE, galka mayo, you won't trick me again so easily.

Reading this thread:

Everyone's favorite welfare king, Cliven Bundy, recently took advantage of his captive audience to hold court and deliver his delightful musings on a variety of hot-button issues. Naturally, hilarity ensued:

http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/04/24/video-of-rancher-cliven-bundys-remarks-on-race/
It should be noted that Bundy held his little pow wow on his own accord (and has promised future installments!). No "gotcha" media excuses here.

I kinda hate the fact that some people are acting surprised over this.

Next, people are going to be amazed that he listens to Rush Limbaugh

Rick Perry's reasoning still holds strong after this came out. Go figure, lol.

Okay, so the man is nuts. I don't see what that has to do with the original argument, but he's now become even more of a media freak show. I don't necessarily side with him, but I do think it'd be stupid to say he's wrong on the land issue solely because he's a racist. I guess we'll see where the media takes it from here, though.