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One of those dumb FB things.
 Siren.Bruno
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By Siren.Bruno 2014-03-21 14:54:02
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"Vertical and horizontal stretching and compressing."
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By Bismarck.Ariyon 2014-03-21 14:55:11
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Min nodded sadly.


...can I do a reroll?
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By Bismarck.Ariyon 2014-03-21 14:55:27
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Siren.Bruno said: »
"Vertical and horizontal stretching and compressing."
I like where this is headed.
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By Arziet 2014-03-21 14:58:59
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Reader's Digest Family Word Finder [The 9th Printing 1990] (We like to play Scrabble).

"The accused thus answered by swearing the opposite of what had been charged by his accuser".
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By Droh Kinn 2014-03-21 15:01:51
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The first whole sentence?

The uniform conditions we observe no longer pose a mystery, since a common temperature was established before the regions were rapidly driven apart.
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By fonewear 2014-03-21 15:31:13
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Grumpy Cat said: »
I don't usually find much humor in these things but my result today got me.



'Dead in a year,' remarked the desk sergeant, a new-born with a snout-like protrusion in the middle of his face.

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"
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By Asura.Zizek 2014-03-21 15:31:17
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Asura.Railbender said: »
math major problems

"For which cause the alchemists endeavour to separate this Spirit from gold, and silver; which being rightly separated, and extracted, if thou shalt afterward project upon any matter of the same kind i.e. any metal, presently will turn it into gold, or silver."

Yeah i have a book on alchemy at my disposal within arms reach at all times >_>
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By Bahamut.Ravael 2014-03-21 17:28:53
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"Weeell," said Sergeant Colon, slowly, "it's always very tricky, ethnic."

Thanks, Terry Pratchett.
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By Shiva.Jirachi 2014-03-21 17:51:03
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The heck is a book? :O
Well, the closest one i have near me is 2003 Brady games FFXI guide.
"The Craig Crystals:
An ancient civilasation created a series of crags at several points throughout the land."
So like...
If this explains my love life...
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By Bismarck.Patrik 2014-03-21 18:21:45
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"Fill in the blanks with the appropriate Kanji"

/immature snicker

Well it didn't say the nearest novel.
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By Asura.Railbender 2014-03-21 18:51:41
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Asura.Zizek said: »
Asura.Railbender said: »
math major problems

"For which cause the alchemists endeavour to separate this Spirit from gold, and silver; which being rightly separated, and extracted, if thou shalt afterward project upon any matter of the same kind i.e. any metal, presently will turn it into gold, or silver."

Yeah i have a book on alchemy at my disposal within arms reach at all times >_>

Hey, this is only page 20!
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By Caitsith.Mahayaya 2014-03-21 19:15:12
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"The actual formatting is done by the strftime(3) library routine."
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By Cerberus.Pleebo 2014-03-21 19:18:13
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It looked like a piece of wood.

Sounds about right.
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By Sylph.Systematicchaos 2014-03-21 19:23:00
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(4) On which side is discipline most rigorously enforced?




Well...
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By Shiva.Onorgul 2014-03-21 19:49:11
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Every time I do these, I end up turning to a page talking about death in an impersonal way. It's enough to give a man a complex.

"The last of the vultures swept clear of the moon, and the hillside was aglow in silvery light."
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By Hansha Kaiteki 2014-03-21 20:05:43
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Guess I'll join in.

"The scream of a dead man gave to me that acute and added horror of Dr. Herbert West which harassed the latter years of our companionship."
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By bubba37343 2014-03-21 20:16:41
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"Has Elminster been seen at Delcastle Manor?"
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By Valefor.Applebottoms 2014-03-21 20:19:51
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"That's why you need to be wearing a suit."

Wat
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2014-11-23 13:32:11
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*applies necromancy*

I decided to redo this and it looks like an answer to the one I got last time

Valefor.Sehachan said: »
"Chemical reactions change the nature of substances."

Somehow..it fits.
"It is at first sight difficult to accept the idea that each of the living creatures is merely a chemical system."

Maybe it's telling me to be less cynical!
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By Siren.Kyte 2014-11-23 13:42:40
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heh- "I looked in vain for her I had first seen the night before; she was not visible"
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By Bahamut.Greebo 2014-11-23 13:46:33
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I'll bite, 'cause I'm at work and bored.

"He dropped a hand to the orb, and his sensitive fingers felt a subtle vibration coming from deep within the enchanted item."

Sounds kinky.....
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By Lakshmi.Aelius 2014-11-23 14:41:20
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"She was like a forest nymph, beckoning to her lover, then slipping away before he could gather her in his arms, her haunting laughter rippling like the silver strands of mountains streams."

Dayum.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2014-11-23 15:25:45
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"Individuals are free to keep what they earn or otherwise obtain by lawful means, but must render a certain amount of their resources each year to the community to provide for services designed to benefit the whole (for instance, the fire department)."
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By Asura.Ina 2014-11-23 15:38:15
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"The veteran wiped his mouth and grimaced his distaste."

Apparently I need more pineapple juice.
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By Shiva.Kingmancat 2014-11-23 15:46:17
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Demolir: Grimoire containing the spell "Explosion"; a highly focused, devastating blast.

The closest book near me was the Brady Games OSG for Vagrant Story. Seems kind of apropos given the wife's temper.
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By Shiva.Kingmancat 2014-11-23 15:50:15
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Asura.Ina said: »
"The veteran wiped his mouth and grimaced his distaste."

Apparently I need more pineapple juice.

So filthy, yet so awesome at the same time. ^^
 
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By Ragnarok.Leysritt 2014-11-23 16:40:43
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It was called the Rubble, because that is what it had once been.

-Halo: The Cole Protocol.

idk if it's telling me my sex life is a train wreck or not.