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By Anna Ruthven 2015-09-04 11:50:43
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Lakshmi.Rooks said: »
Palate.

English is terrible.
Whatever, don't out-smartass me Rooks.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-09-04 11:52:01
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don't be a one upper!
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-09-04 11:55:13
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Don't let your alligator mouth overload your humming bird ***? LOL!

That's a good one.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-09-04 11:58:39
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The rednecks around here have been yelling "DON"T LET YOUR MOUTH WRITE CHECKS YOUR *** CAN"T CASH!"

like it's super clever.

/rollseyes
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-09-04 12:00:06
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The rednecks around here have been yelling "DON"T LET YOUR MOUTH WRITE CHECKS YOUR *** CAN"T CASH!"

like it's super clever.

/rollseyes
Heard this one recently in reference to the guy we're working for. "His mouth wrote a check his *** can't cash."
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By volkom 2015-09-04 12:05:37
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you guys reminded me of that sticker i've seen on some cars

" no free rides, gas or ***"
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-09-04 12:08:41
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god damn, I love me some whitetrash. all the calvin pissing on things stickers too, lol.
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By Ramyrez 2015-09-04 12:08:41
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Anna Ruthven said: »
Siren.Mosin said: »
The rednecks around here have been yelling "DON"T LET YOUR MOUTH WRITE CHECKS YOUR *** CAN"T CASH!"

like it's super clever.

/rollseyes
Heard this one recently in reference to the guy we're working for. "His mouth wrote a check his *** can't cash."

Given you're the one working for him, I'd be awfully concerned about him cutting checks that can't be cashed.
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By Ramyrez 2015-09-04 12:09:44
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god damn, I love me some whitetrash. all the calvin pissing on things stickers too, lol.

I despise those stickers. They're pretty close to sacrilegious to me.

But that could be because Calvin & Hobbes is one of those things I hold quite dear, nostalgically speaking.

Edit: And before recently, I'd have pointed out all the idiotic rebel flags flown by the same people, but that topic's been pretty thoroughly co-opted from one of my favorite things to point at rednecks and laugh about and turned into a national debate, so it's not fun anymore.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-09-04 12:11:18
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Our childhood friend hi-jacked so dumb hillbillies can "piss" on Obama. you better get all riled up about this for both of us ramy.
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By Ramyrez 2015-09-04 12:12:50
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Our childhood friend hi-jacked so dumb hillbillies can "piss" on Obama. you better get all riled up about this for both of us ramy.

On it.

But also, let's not forget that this goes way back, with rednecks in the early 90s using it to express their dislike of NASCAR drivers and/or car manufacturers they don't like.

Pseudo-Calvin taking a leak on Ford/Chevy logos were everywhere when I was a teenager.
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-09-04 12:25:30
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god damn, I love me some whitetrash. all the calvin pissing on things stickers too, lol.
Truck nuts.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-09-04 12:27:12
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I think the most hillbilly think I've seen was en route to Caddo Lake last year. Solo cups through a chain link fence that spelled "Impeech Obama". (No, that was not a spelling error on my end this time.)

No sudden movements! The swamp people have adopted the ways of the gator! Your corpse might end up stuffed into a hallow cypress!

Fun tip: Caddo River in Arkansas beautiful for canoeing and kayaking. Caddo Lake that straddles TX and LA, you have a cluster-mating moccasin death wish.
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By Lakshmi.Rooks 2015-09-04 12:29:48
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Anna Ruthven said: »
Siren.Mosin said: »
god damn, I love me some whitetrash. all the calvin pissing on things stickers too, lol.
Truck nuts.

My favorite is seeing truck nuts on a beat up 87 Sentra. That's the best.
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By Ramyrez 2015-09-04 12:34:54
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Anna Ruthven said: »
Siren.Mosin said: »
god damn, I love me some whitetrash. all the calvin pissing on things stickers too, lol.
Truck nuts.

Yeah, but those serve a very valid purpose.

They warn women that their truck is such a compensation mechanism that the owner's genitals are likely no sufficient for mating, let alone pleasuring her.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-09-04 13:26:48
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/chloroformrag
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By volkom 2015-09-04 13:39:16
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-09-04 13:42:42
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Lakshmi.Rooks said: »
Anna Ruthven said: »
Siren.Mosin said: »
god damn, I love me some whitetrash. all the calvin pissing on things stickers too, lol.
Truck nuts.

My favorite is seeing truck nuts on a beat up 87 Sentra. That's the best.
A few weeks ago, while on lunch break, we passed a bar that had a beat up 82 S-10 with no bumpers parked out front with a big, colorful, professionally made banner that said "You could win me!"

Made me laugh, wish I had got pics before some poor soul apparently won it.
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By Phoenix.Danii 2015-09-04 13:47:27
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Also, only in Little Rock.
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2015-09-04 13:48:46
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Why do people over there need such huge cars lol
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By Fenrir.Atheryn 2015-09-04 13:49:24
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Phoenix.Danii said: »


Also, only in Little Rock.

Actually I've seen something similar in upstate South Carolina, except it was a pink car with the Barbie logo printed on the side (probably without Mattel's consent).
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-09-04 13:50:05
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<ffxiah is a website full of fun hating nazi's>
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-09-04 13:51:13
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Why do people over there need such huge cars lol
They don't.
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By Jassik 2015-09-04 13:51:50
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Why do people over there need such huge cars lol

Have you never seen TruTV?
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2015-09-04 13:53:53
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-09-04 13:55:12
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Mos, you might want to censor the dangly.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-09-04 13:57:47
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That's art son!
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-09-04 13:59:35
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That's art son!
So is a Playboy centerfold, but I'd get in trouble for posting it....

...no really, they airbrush them. It's art.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-09-04 14:00:57
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bah humbug.

fine, I'll edit it out, but you're still the worst.
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-09-04 14:02:41
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bah humbug.

fine, I'll edit it out, but you're still the worst.
Green or Purple, it matters not. I will always be Girlboy the Terrible. >.>
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