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By Anna Ruthven 2015-09-03 11:44:14
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Where I live, in Tulsa, there used to be a yearly contest kinda like a Better Homes & Gardens contest or something. Basically you fix up your house and enter it into the contest. It was called Tulsa's House Beautiful annual something or other.

I used to hear about it on the radio and think "that wording is atrocious; 'house beautiful' and not 'beautiful house?'" So, as with a lot of things I don't quite get, I tried to rationalize it and here's what I came up with...

The House Beautiful annual sweepstakes was started and funded by a very VERY wealthy Chinese feng shui master who didn't know a word of English prior to coming to Tulsa. This man, in the days leading up to the State Fair, bought a house beautiful, started a business in which he employed an army of yes-men (and one intern), and learned enough English to order three, perhaps four, items on the menu of that ritzy little flatbread & wine bar by Cain's Ballroom.

So, with the State Fair only days away, Chinese man, who I'll refer to as Feng due to his mastery of feng shui, storms into his office and calls for a meeting immediately. *Chinese accent* "I want to start contest! Contest is for fair! We call it Tulsa House Beautiful!" and all the yes-men give this short little announcement a standing ovation except the intern, Steve, who tries to correct him and is immediately thrown out. ***' Steve!

So I imagine it was given a stupid name by a rich guy who didn't fully understand English and had a bunch of yes-men working for him who wouldn't correct him. His name was Feng, I mention this not because it is a real person but because I went through the trouble to call him Feng and then never referred to him as such again.

*shrugs*
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-09-03 12:04:24
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Or...



Ta-da!
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-09-03 12:08:47
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Or...



Ta-da!
Name is still stupid. Don't care.

Steve is probably living in a van down by the river, flipping burgers and doing/making jenkem in his free time.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-09-03 12:11:17
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Oh! I completely agree with your sentiments.

Damn! Jenkem hasn't been mentioned in here in a dog's age!
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-09-03 12:13:10
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Is it rub Zah's belly for good luck time again?

LoL!
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-09-03 12:13:30
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Anna Ruthven said: »
Where I live, in Tulsa
tl;dr
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2015-09-03 12:23:33
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Anna Ruthven said: »
I live in Tulsa
Anna Ruthven said: »
I tried to rationalize it
Anna Ruthven said: »
***' Steve!
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-09-03 13:48:39
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*pokes thread*

Wake up, geezers. ;.;
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-09-03 13:51:20
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who wat now
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-09-03 14:06:21
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Not now, later.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-09-03 14:08:05
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
*pokes thread*

Wake up, geezers. ;.;

No!
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-09-03 14:16:15
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Here's something...What constitutes "a dog's age" and why/how/when did rubbing pregnant stomachs become good luck?



EDIT: There's been a void in Ni as of late. Kara, Mil, Len, Nik, and yes, even Flavin.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-09-03 14:20:48
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
when did rubbing pregnant stomachs become good luck?
Since the other day. It brought good luck, I think.
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-09-03 14:22:45
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Here's something...What constitutes "a dog's age" and why/how/when did rubbing pregnant stomachs become good luck?



EDIT: There's been a void in Ni as of late. Kara, Mil, Len, Nik, and yes, even Flavin.
I'm getting verklempt.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-09-03 14:23:53
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Cantonese chicken
om nom nom
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-09-03 14:38:43
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I was depressed before the internet, so suck on that, article!

lol

learn to get a bigger sample size, also.

I went & got that cheesesteak I always talk about, but never pop on, it was lovely.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-09-03 14:41:18
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what happened to your eye?
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By Jassik 2015-09-03 14:45:49
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Siren.Mosin said: »
what happened to your eye?

Wow, how'd that happen?
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-09-03 14:51:05
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Watch out for those flying doorknobs!
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-09-03 14:51:38
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I fell down the stairs.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-09-03 14:53:38
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We're terrible. :|
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-09-03 14:54:09
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Watch out for those flying doorknobs!
If you thought a Google image search would produce a ton of results of doorknobs flying through the air, you'd be wrong.

Curse you internet!
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By Jassik 2015-09-03 14:56:12
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Try Bin... Almost kept a straight face.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-09-03 14:58:16
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Siren.Mosin said: »
I fell down the stairs.


yes... that's the right answer...
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-09-03 15:12:20
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
We're terrible. :|

maybe a little.

EDIT:

we can just claim 'for flav'!
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-09-03 15:21:01
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dsfjhdvashzsdzvfljadshvflsdvfjasdbggblaaaah

cant find phone.

hopefully left it in boss' car
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-09-03 15:41:42
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Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Watch out for those flying doorknobs!
If you thought a Google image search would produce a ton of results of doorknobs flying through the air, you'd be wrong.

Curse you internet!

Wait...How do these young whippersnappers poke fun at domestic violence nowadays?
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-09-03 15:47:19
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oh good, left it in car. luckily didnt fell out at the restaurant on on the grocery store
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