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FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
Server: Shiva
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-05-28 14:08:45
In all seriousness though, if you want to be successful in Eastern Europe that's like an important business skill. Know who, how, when, and what to bribe.
Wow. Way to really sell the way of life there. Sounds so much better or different from here...
wait until you hear what a "retirement party" is over there...
typically reserved for dirty cops/corrupt politicians etc.
hint: you don't want one
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 Quetzalcoatl.Xueye
Server: Quetzalcoatl
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6386
By Quetzalcoatl.Xueye 2015-05-28 14:25:50
Nothing like a good cup of cold brew. If anyone here makes cold brewed coffee, I'm recommending Huila for this season!
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-05-28 15:04:20
In all seriousness though, if you want to be successful in Eastern Europe that's like an important business skill. Know who, how, when, and what to bribe.
Wow. Way to really sell the way of life there. Sounds so much better or different from here...
wait until you hear what a "retirement party" is over there...
typically reserved for dirty cops/corrupt politicians etc.
hint: you don't want one
All your friends gather and say you're old and give you shitty gifts you're supposed to appreciate then you wait for more and more bodily systems to shut down until you're wishing you were dead and too weak to do it yourself.
uh....no...
they kick you into a coma with the aim of lower body paralysis so you spend your retirement dying slowly and in agonizing pain in an eastern european hospital bed with a rubber tube where your wiener used to be...and crapping food that isn't fit for a dog into a colostomy bag that nobody ever changes...
the lucky ones die of pneumonia or sepsis in the first year...
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-05-28 15:12:14
retirement's for suckers! I'm working straight into the grave, baby.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2015-05-28 15:20:08
Rest in peace you glorious dumbass
I want this on my tombstone.
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 Bismarck.Leneth
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
By Bismarck.Leneth 2015-05-28 15:35:33
Mosin did you play Type-0? If I remember it correctly you played the FFXV demo which came with it.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-05-28 15:59:43
Since it dawned on me that catmod might be feeding her to us...
why in the hell would anyone bring their spouse into this shitshow? my pea sized brain was only able to come up with three possibilities
Sympathy "boo hoo just look at all the crap I have to put up with! /hair pull /inconsolable sobbing"
Mutiny "once we get rid of girlboy we will take over ffxiah...and then the world"
Treachery if looks like she volunteered to get lowered into that viper pit... they will eat her brain like they did failure and I will finally be rid of her"
So..as much as I naturally want to destroy their relationship and her brain I ten times that don't want to inadvertently help catmod in the process...
/sips coffee
In which case I would be thinking something more along the lines of a trapped in purgatory together forever sealed inside a sarcophagus...type... thing.
/slowly shuffles away
so much to do...so little time
come PARKER there is much planning to do.... or
D) She could be the badass of the relationship and be like "Move away scrub, do I have to do all the things for you?" In reality, the mods were putting together the first annual FFXIAH talent show. Aly and Catmod were going to do a duet as Sonny and Cher. Girlboy was like, "No prob, Bob!", and chose to do a number to Madonna's 'Starlight'.
Upon hearing this, Catmod was all like, "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!! (Diva, that is.)" Both adorned in spandex, sparkles and wigs got into a slapfight in front of Scragg, who was, of course, practicing his "bunny out of a hat" routine. (Damn! I should have spoilered that. The word is out. Scragg is a magician, y'all. You heard it here first!)
Aly, who was perusing through a catalog by the name of 'Stylin' 60's 'Staches' for the most Sonny-esque, turned to Scragg and demanded both their heads or that Scragg book her a ski trip to Colorado. (She's super into method acting. It's amazing. She really defines the craft.) Aly lined both of the divas up, blindfolded Scragg. Scragg was all like, "Zim-zala-bim!" and made the green bar disappear. When he was unblindfolded, it was Girlboy!
I don't know about you, but I'm pumped about the talent show now!
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Server: Excalibur
Game: FFXIV
Posts: 25981
By Anna Ruthven 2015-05-28 16:02:30
It wasn't really that complicated. 6/10
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 Bismarck.Misao
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2015-05-28 16:04:33
your face is really not that complicated
:U
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-05-28 16:11:34
I don't know about you, but I'm pumped about the talent show now! 
Bismarck.Misao
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2015-05-28 16:24:09
my experience with Type-0
oh this looks nice... woah opening cutscene!
1st combat time!
<ping> league match invite <!>
oh ok, ill play this game later.. to LOL!
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5 months later...
oh cool I have type-0, better put it on the shelve.
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 Leviathan.Chaosx
Server: Leviathan
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20284
By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-05-28 16:25:44
Actually
right now is a good time to stock up on silver. Palladium too.
if you could eat it, drink it, wipe your *** with it, wear it when it gets cold, or anything else I might agree with you. Actually I would love a robe made of some type of precious metal fibers.
In all seriousness though, if you want to be successful in Eastern Europe that's like an important business skill. Know who, how, when, and what to bribe.
Wow. Way to really sell the way of life there. Sounds so much better or different from here... Things are much more direct and things actually get done. Rather than waiting for 10+ years for a piece of legislation that nobody ends up really liking and never tackles any actual problems.
Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-05-28 16:26:36
I don't know about you, but I'm pumped about the talent show now!
I don't want to give away our little ditty, but right now I'm thinking flaming baton twirling (me), flaming juggling pins (Dame), fire spitter (Mos) to the tune of some motha ***' C&C Music Factory! (Obviously, we'll be dousing the ends of the baton and the pins in Bacardi 151, and giving Mos the rest of the bottle. We're amateurs in the art of pyrotechnics. C'mon! We all know it.) You, Nik, can do the running man front-and-center.
If things go awry, we've got Misa and Flavin dressed as Chippendale's dancers with a fire extinguisher cogpiece (Flav) and a glitter cannon cogpiece (Misa) to distract the crowd. Let's face it, someone is going to the burn ward.
We got dis!
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2015-05-28 16:31:08
Mosin did you play Type-0? If I remember it correctly you played the FFXV demo which came with it.
some. I may get back to it. I haven't gotten far enough to say anything about it one way or another.
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-05-28 16:33:39
"Retirement" isn't straight up murder for that situation?
um...well yes it's a rather horrific and prolonged murder
we are talking about serbia donnie, as in the former republic of yugoslavia serbia... where chaosx is right now.... eastern europe...
SERBIA with all capital letters... does that name seem familiar at all to you? war crimes against humanity trials yeah...that serbia
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Leviathan.Chaosx
Server: Leviathan
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20284
By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-05-28 16:33:58
retirement's for suckers! I'm working straight into the grave, baby. I'm going to have to go with this, definitely. Or maybe I was too young for retirement. Either way it was boring as hell.
Those Chinese, seeking me out and paying me money to work for them. It used to be the other way around, lol.
Finished up my paper on MMORPGs (negative aspects) on Wednesday. Included a quick blurb about this site and the people who gear up with spreadsheets, lol.
Leviathan.Chaosx
Server: Leviathan
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20284
By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-05-28 16:38:53
"Retirement" isn't straight up murder for that situation?
um...well yes it's a rather horrific and prolonged murder
we are talking about serbia donnie, as in the former republic of yugoslavia serbia... where chaosx is right now.... eastern europe...
SERBIA with all capital letters... does that name seem familiar at all to you? war crimes against humanity trials yeah...that serbiaPshh... it's more hype than anything. It's a great little place with very low crime. Get acquainted with a few local mafia types and you got it made.
How much does a 2 year visa cost and who do I pay? No tedious, pain in the *** paperwork. €100, done.
Leviathan.Chaosx
Server: Leviathan
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20284
By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-05-28 16:46:35
That's not just mmorpgs, I hear single player games like dark souls based on spreadsheets or trial and error too. They call it min maxing That's kinda odd. I mean I know people do it for best gear or whatever, but with single play idk, I expected that tendency to be rather low.
Idk how that would really work with non mmo/rpgs, but really the other types of games I play are RTS (command conquer generals, RA/RA2) and sim cities (all of them).
Odds balls for me would be half life(s), Duke Nukem Forever, and Vice City.
I think any game should be fun. Once you're doing a ton of work in order to play a game, it ceases to be fun imo. But fun is relative too, lol
I like Sim City since being able to balance a budget, etc. is fun to me so go figure. Other people may not find that concept fun and don't want to play.
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2015-05-28 17:04:30
strangely enough I have had some small amounts of experience in this field already, I'm in.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2015-05-28 17:10:36
strangely enough I have had some small amounts of experience in this field already, I'm in.
Weirdly enough, I figured you would. LOL! You remind me of a lot of guy friends spanning decades now.
Getting sauced at a grad party and Bacardi 151 pyrotechnics is something I am familiar with. Except I was twirling a stick. Though, I'm too much of a pansy to light a stick on fire while a ***attempt at twirling after God knows how many years of not. :/
EDIT: Have a good one.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2015-05-28 17:17:37
Getting sauced at a grad party and Bacardi 151 pyrotechnics is something I am familiar with. Except I was twirling a stick. Though, I'm too much of a pansy to light a stick on fire while a ***attempt at twirling after God knows how many years of not. :/
I'm sure no one noticed :D
you too.
Bismarck.Misao
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2015-05-29 02:36:50
Record's log.
12:30:00 am.
Arrived on scene, apparently not early enough.
Already 18 23 ppl in line.
plans on Lucina Robin look dim. Rest still stand.
/end log.
Bismarck.Misao
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2015-05-29 03:18:45
Record's log.
1:07:00
Car crash across the street.
loud, could hear "wtf dude" from the site.
/end log.
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
This OP is paid for and sponsored by Stiklelf
Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
Cool stuff Scragg added: 4/20/12 Code
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[figlet]Figlet[/figlet]
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[soundcloud]http://soundcloud.com/matas/hobnotropic[/soundcloud]
Will try to get to more stuff when I can. Disclaimer: Your Feelings May Get Hurt In Your Stay Here.
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