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By Ramyrez 2015-03-04 10:09:19
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I suspect it's the same magic that makes refrigerator lights work...
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FTFY

I have no idea if that's even for a refrigerator light. I don't think it is. I just googled "refrigerator light diagram" and took something that looked adequately complex and had some Asian pictograph language on it.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-03-04 10:11:07
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Ramyrez said: »
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I suspect it's the same magic that makes refrigerator lights work...
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FTFY

I have no idea if that's even for a refrigerator light. I don't think it is. I just googled "refrigerator light diagram" and took something that looked adequately complex and had some Asian pictograph language on it.
I think that still makes you a wizard.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-03-04 10:13:26
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Then why isn't he using wizardry?
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By Ramyrez 2015-03-04 10:14:21
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Then why isn't he using wizardry?

Because much like the Istari, I was forbidden from using my powers to directly intervene in the world.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-03-04 10:17:27
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I would break that rule so much. I have a thing for undermining authority for things I don't agree with.

I'd make a terrible soldier.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-03-04 10:19:19
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I would break that rule so much. I have a thing for undermining authority for things I don't agree with.

I'd make a terrible soldier.
I'd be too busy playing tricks on other wizards or playing around with random ***I conjured up.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-03-04 10:20:54
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I could read those schematics, and understood them :|

(^°ω°^)
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-03-04 10:28:41
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I could read those schematics, and understood them :|

(^°ω°^)
But can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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By Bloodrose 2015-03-04 10:41:13
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I could read those schematics, and understood them :|

(^°ω°^)
But can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Because of the needlessly complex designs?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-03-04 10:55:10
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
I could read those schematics, and understood them :|

(^°ω°^)

That schematic pissed me right off...
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By Ramyrez 2015-03-04 10:56:29
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I would break that rule so much. I have a thing for undermining authority for things I don't agree with.

I'd make a terrible soldier.
I'd be too busy playing tricks on other wizards or playing around with random ***I conjured up.

You folks have a very modern definition of "wizard".

It's all that Hairy Putter nonsense clogging up the world of respectable wizards, I tell ya...
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-03-04 10:59:02
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Ramyrez said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
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I would break that rule so much. I have a thing for undermining authority for things I don't agree with.

I'd make a terrible soldier.
I'd be too busy playing tricks on other wizards or playing around with random ***I conjured up.

You folks have a very modern definition of "wizard".

It's all that Hairy Putter nonsense clogging up the world of respectable wizards, I tell ya...
Don't rope me in with this. I've never read nor watched Harry Potter.

Wizards use materials to conjure up magic. They create potions, illusions, creatures, and of course fireballs. They wear robes, use staves, and instill fear in enemies, while counseling lords, kings, and queens.

None of this wand, muggle, school nonsense.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-03-04 11:00:13
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And they have a god damn 1d4 for their hit dice!
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-03-04 11:19:46
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Ramyrez said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
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I would break that rule so much. I have a thing for undermining authority for things I don't agree with.

I'd make a terrible soldier.
I'd be too busy playing tricks on other wizards or playing around with random ***I conjured up.

You folks have a very modern definition of "wizard".

It's all that Hairy Putter nonsense clogging up the world of respectable wizards, I tell ya...
You have my boyish playful nature confused with fandom blindness.

I'm a damn imp.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-03-04 11:20:23
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
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I could read those schematics, and understood them :|

(^°ω°^)
But can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Sugar, cinnamon, everything nice, and chemical X.
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By Ramyrez 2015-03-04 11:25:09
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Sorry. I have a bit of a...distaste...for JKR that gets the better of me sometimes.

Gandalf will forever and always be the foremost wizard in my mind.

Followed by Harry Dresden.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-03-04 11:27:15
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
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I could read those schematics, and understood them :|

(^°ω°^)
But can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Sugar, cinnamon, everything nice, and chemical X.
I think that's the Powerpuff Girls, but close enough.

Ramyrez said: »
Sorry. I have a bit of a...distaste...for JKR that gets the better of me sometimes.

Gandalf will forever and always be the foremost wizard in my mind.

Followed by Harry Dresden.
*leans in close*
*touches Ramy's shoulder and whispers*
"Bull's Strength."
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-03-04 11:32:39
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a wand is unfit for a wizard, a real wizard uses a staff.
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By Ramyrez 2015-03-04 11:35:43
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a wand is unfit for a wizard, a real wizard uses a staff.

If a wizard needs a short device for his or her use when the staff is overkill, this is when we let the children play with their stickish wants and turn to our trusted blasting rods.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-03-04 11:39:17
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Never forget, wizards are proficient with crossbows.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-03-04 12:07:16
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Welp, meds for a week + further studies.
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2015-03-04 12:07:24
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Have read a few articles and watched a video about rats being falsely accursed of spreading the Bubonic Plague. It now seems that the disease was fostered by gerbils. Who would have guessed? DNA studies indicate that wheat was eaten in Britain 8,000 yrs ago. That was 2,000yrs before farmers grew it there. Was there trade? Did gerbils bring it...and related to early farmers, how was the Indo European language group spread to Europe? Is this connected to gerbils? Was it spread by those who had the wheel about 4,500 yrs ago or much earlier? We studied this in Human Geography but not the gerbils. Finally there was an eagle owl in Holland that was attacking people. I guess eagle owls are owls but really big but not eagles. I do not think this is related to the spread of wheat, languages or the plague. Have a great day and maybe say a kind word to a rat if you see one.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-03-04 12:14:31
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Lakshmi.Zerowone said: »
Have read a few articles and watched a video about rats being falsely accursed of spreading the Bubonic Plague. It now seems that the disease was fostered by gerbils. Who would have guessed? DNA studies indicate that wheat was eaten in Britain 8,000 yrs ago. That was 2,000yrs before farmers grew it there. Was there trade? Did gerbils bring it...and related to early farmers, how was the Indo European language group spread to Europe? Is this connected to gerbils? Was it spread by those who had the wheel about 4,500 yrs ago or much earlier? We studied this in Human Geography but not the gerbils. Finally there was an eagle owl in Holland that was attacking people. I guess eagle owls are owls but really big but not eagles. I do not think this is related to the spread of wheat, languages or the plague. Have a great day and maybe say a kind word to a rat if you see one.
As I was reading this all I could think was at the end it was gonna be some kind of butt joke.
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2015-03-04 12:43:30
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I find this statement highly suspect.... everyone knows that chinese food is ready so fast they finished making it before you decided what to order... <insert wok banging noise here>

Oh, yeah. It's probably ready a lot faster. But we have like 50 people who order. It's one big thing that we fax in early to the restaurant to give them time and then we have them deliver it at lunchtime.

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I suspect it's the same magic that makes refrigerator lights work...

Why does your fridge have a speaker?
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By Ramyrez 2015-03-04 12:44:03
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Why does your fridge have a speaker?

I've seen fridges with televisions.

A speaker ain't no thang.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-03-04 12:45:09
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I find this statement highly suspect.... everyone knows that chinese food is ready so fast they finished making it before you decided what to order... <insert wok banging noise here>

Oh, yeah. It's probably ready a lot faster. But we have like 50 people who order. It's one big thing that we fax in early to the restaurant to give them time and then we have them deliver it at lunchtime.

Shiva.Nikolce said: »
I suspect it's the same magic that makes refrigerator lights work...

Why does your fridge have a speaker?
Could be a fridge which beeps when the door has been open too long.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-03-04 12:46:33
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I saw a fridge with a keurig coffee maker in the door today.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-03-04 12:52:05
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And here I am with a fridge from the late 80's/early 90's with a broken ice maker.

I am a simple man with simple needs.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-03-04 13:03:41
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Which reminds me.... /pulls the lever on the way back-a-scope <music plays backwords>
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-03-04 13:06:34
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Could be a fridge which beeps when the door has been open too long.

it looks a beeping alarm that beeps when the power is low for too long... 220 and I'm guessing somewhere that power isn't reliable. china or india

Edit - Or door open that's good thinking

it's a "weather quality" control IC chip
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