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FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-10-29 14:16:57
stuff a pillow under your old maternity clothes and walk around asking guys if they remember doing it with you about nine months ago
LOL! You know what's really *** up about that?
They have open carry (booze) on The Strand!
YES! drink in one hand, slurred speech, HEY! YOU LOOK FAMILIAR!
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 Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-10-29 14:18:52
Is this better or worse than the Sharon Tate idea?
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-10-29 14:21:44
Zombie Sharon Tate with ventriloquist zombie baby with the umbilical cord still attached would be awesome
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-10-29 14:26:00
aye carumba!
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-10-29 14:28:31
Yeah...I don't know if I could go that far.
Add a cigarette and an exaggerated Southern accent to the mix...Hmmm...Yeah...This is bordering on FUBAR. Funny though, but I'm not sure I could go through with either. Why didn't I think about this in college?
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 Ragnarok.Hevans
Server: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2014-10-30 07:32:08
leaving this here for zah...
blah blah link blah
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-10-30 08:27:38
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-10-30 09:31:25
Morning all.
I hope it finds you well. My middle daughter got bit by a field mouse she captured. >.<
I was talking to the wife last night about how she's evil, & then I said I had a friend that was evil & it's a shame you two couldn't be evil together. we decided that this is one of those things people should discuss before they get married to avoid any future conflicts of ideals. the same with your aversion or lack thereof to the medical profession. so then she started asking me about my awesome evil friend's wife, & I came to realize that I've heard 0 stories involving frau nikolce, outside of her being a savior & a saint.
so not to pry too much, but, is your wife evil as well? or does she just encourage your evil escapades? what's the score?
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-10-30 09:33:38
that made me go "those skirts are TOO DAMN SHORT!!!" in the affectation of the "THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH" guy.
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Ragnarok.Hevans
Server: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2014-10-30 10:01:38
I imagine nik and the misses being like that scene from the original batman, where jack Nicholson is at home talking to the dead girlfriend.
 Bismarck.Magnuss
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-10-30 10:15:12
Last day of AIMS testing. I'm gonna miss sitting around doing nothing and getting paid for it... /sniffle
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 Lakshmi.Zerowone
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6949
By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2014-10-30 10:19:16
I thought state wasn't doing AIMs this year. Got some kind of Galileo testing next week over hear.
Bismarck.Magnuss
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-10-30 10:20:42
Yeah, we just did Benchmarks like two weeks ago, but I guess we decided to get back into the AIMs. It don't mattah to Jesus! It gives me a chance to catch up on grading and... y'know... tarry on here.
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-10-30 10:23:08
I think we all respect our spouses privacy enough to not really go into great details about them on the internet... I enjoy throwing my trench coat open and exposing myself to you guys sometimes... but for some reason it seems wrong to do it to someone else....
And I like to stay out on point and face my battles head on, man to men while my lady waits in the castle for news of my victory. It's probably chauvinistic, sexist and wrong but I feel it is my duty as her guardian and protector.... but what the hell.
One day, long ago, a lady of noble birth was traveling through the twisted steel and crumbling concrete ruble of the great asphalt jungle. She came upon a hideous monster, who for some reason did not lash out or try to harm her.
Perhaps it was pity that made her pause and look deep inside the creature. Maybe she saw something in him that he himself had no idea was even there...
I can't tell you why she was there, or why she stopped or what it was she saw.... You would have to ask her. But you can't.
Because for reasons that will forever remain her own, her fortress is guarded to this day by that same monster she saved all those years ago. And he would kill everyone else in the world foolish enough to come near in order to protect her.
And maybe that tells you all you need to know about her... she is the kind of person, that for whatever reason, decided one day it would be a good idea to have a monster guarding her castle.
Or curiosity will one day get the better of you and you will come looking for answers and I will peel you like a banana and tear you too pieces and feast on your hamstring and feed your entrails to my dogs...
It's up to you. I'm good with it either way...
Bismarck.Magnuss
Server: Bismarck
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Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-10-30 10:25:32
I'm an English teacher, and I can analyze your story, Nik.
The hideous monster... that's YOU, innit?!
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-10-30 10:27:36
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Bismarck.Magnuss
Server: Bismarck
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Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-10-30 10:32:10
YES! I knew I was an analytical genius!
/becomes Dean of Instruction at Harvard University
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Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-10-30 10:37:27
I had to look at this around 5 times to make sure it wasn't Mosin... I mean I could clearly see that it wasn't but I still felt the need to check multiple times..
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Server: Shiva
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Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-10-30 10:40:32
I had to look at this around 5 times to make sure it wasn't Mosin... I mean I could clearly see that it wasn't but I still felt the need to check multiple times..
yeah it's from Archer which is really more his forte
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Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
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Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-10-30 10:42:08
What the hell is a tween?
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Bismarck.Magnuss
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-10-30 10:42:54
10-12 years old. In be tween a young child and a teen.
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Ragnarok.Hevans
Server: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2014-10-30 10:45:56
Romance
Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
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Posts: 18466
By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-10-30 10:50:33
10-12 years old. In between a young child and a teen. Ugh... People need to not come up with stupid stuff like this...
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 Bismarck.Misao
Server: Bismarck
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Posts: 22620
By Bismarck.Misao 2014-10-30 10:51:41
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Bismarck.Magnuss
Server: Bismarck
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Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-10-30 10:52:41
Forum Moderator
Server: Excalibur
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-10-30 10:58:12
10-12 years old. In between a young child and a teen. Ugh... People need to not come up with stupid stuff like this... I blame Bravo and TLC.
Bismarck.Magnuss
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-10-30 11:02:23
Don't forget MTV and TRUTV.
Pretty much everything with the word "TV" in the name. I'm looking at you, Spike.
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Server: Excalibur
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Posts: 25981
By Anna Ruthven 2014-10-30 11:06:39
Don't forget MTV and TRUTV.
Pretty much everything with the word "TV" in the name. I'm looking at you, Spike. HLN. I can't stand Nancy Grace.
EDIT: Also, Tot Mom Casey Anthony.
Bismarck.Magnuss
Server: Bismarck
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-10-30 11:07:23
They should change the name of that network to HNNNGGGHHH.
Forum Moderator
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-10-30 11:09:57
They should change the name of that network to HNNNGGGHHH. 
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
This OP is paid for and sponsored by Stiklelf
Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
Cool stuff Scragg added: 4/20/12 Code
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