If other people find out how much damage they do themselves then people might realise they suck? lol
Only plausible answer I can think of.
I have responded to this same question 20 times from this thread all the way to the official forums and you are either completely blind or a complete fool if you still continue to ask.
The parser is in BETA and is not MINE to distribute. When the developer (from our linkshell) feels like he has all the kinks worked out of it then he will give it out of his own free will. Or maybe he wont? That's his decision - and then you will just continue to cry butthurt about it.