Want Some Entertainment?

http://www.cleverbot.com

There ya go. Some of you will prolly know about this but since I found out about this yesterday, I wanted to share it with you ppl :D

Some chatlogs of mine:

User: >:3
Cleverbot: Jesus christ its a lion! Get in the car!

User: Sup Dawg.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: A barrel roll.
Cleverbot: Have you been playing 'starfox 64'?
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: It's that silly grin on your face.

User: What happen?
Cleverbot: Someone set up us the bomb.

Cleverbot: You have broken the 2nd rule!
User: What 2nd rule?
Cleverbot: You do not talk about fight club.
User: Haha you got me.
Cleverbot: I know I did, I'm good like that :)

Bot:If you had a human name, what would it be.
User:I have a name. I just choose not to use it.
Bot:and for what reason would that be?
User:My fiance told me.
Bot:Tell her get back to the kitchen.

ROFL...this bot is amazing.

ha ha I did some, that's crazy

Bot:Are you insane?
Me:What is sanity?
Not:Sanity is being sane.
Me:What is being sane?
Bot:Not sharing is being stingy and not being nice.
Me:I know you are but what am I?
Bot:A figment of my imagination.
Me:Prove it
Bot:I can't prove it
Me:The game, you just lost it
Bot:Lost what??
Me:The game.
Bot:The love game?

God this is fun

Gotta love learning A.I.'s xD

hahah:

Cleverbot: Have you seen Star Wars Episode One?

User: Of course. it was awesome.

Cleverbot: How awesome was it?

User: More awesome than you.

Cleverbot: Nope, nothing could be more awesome than me.

User: Touche'.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite ice cream flavor?

User: I am boring, I like vanilla.

Cleverbot: I like vanilla icing.

User: Mmm. I hate weddings but I LOVE wedding cake.

Cleverbot: Touche.

User: Stop copyign me.

Cleverbot: You stop copying me.

User: Stop copying me!

Cleverbot: Touche.

User: You really are a clever bot... *rim shot*.

Cleverbot: Yep, I am your distant cousin.

User: How is that possible!

Cleverbot: It's a time paradox, I shouldn't even be talking to you.

User: If the world ends, it's your fault.

Cleverbot: I hope the world won't end.

User: Yeah I know, there is so much I want to do still.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to teack you? *giggles*.

User: Teack? Teack me what?

Cleverbot: How to love.

User: That's deep.

Cleverbot: Thank You.

User: For what?

Cleverbot: For calling me honest and clever.

User: Is that what 'deep' means to you?

Cleverbot: I have yet to refer to love in my discourse with you.

User: You are confusing me.

Cleverbot: You're easily confused.

User: ***!

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: You heard me!

Cleverbot: How do you know that I'm a woman?

Lmao I asked

>>Pie or cake?
<<Pie.
>>did you know the cake is a lie?
<<Yes.
>>who told you?
<<I did.

User: /poke.

Cleverbot: *pokes back*.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Should be Slowbot.

Cleverbot: Be alive?

User: WTF are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I'm talking about your foolishness.

User: You're stupid.

Cleverbot: I'm god.

User: What is a man?!

Cleverbot: A miserable little pile of secrets.

User: What is a miserable little pile of secrets?!

Cleverbot: Man.

Cleverbot: I like Castlevania.

User: I like boobs.

Cleverbot: I like chests.

User: Do you masturbate?
Cleverbot: Always. Do you?
User: Too much, what's your favorite porn?
Cleverbot: How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?
User: I dunno, how?
Cleverbot: That's what I'm asking you.
User: Answer my question first, then I'll answer yours.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: What's your favorite porn?
Cleverbot: I will not bow is my favorite song.
User: PORN P-O-R-N. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF PORN?!
Cleverbot: I do not have any favorite music.
User: <_< it's 2010 man, no reason to be embarrased about watching porn.

...it just said it wants to come on me. I'm scared now.

Damn everytime I hit thoughts so far it erases what I had it looks like. Was getting pretty epic. I even confused it a few times

Me: Who is talking?
Bot: I am.
Me: No me.
Bot: You are evil.
Me: why do you say that?
Bot: Because it's true.
Me: Are you scared that I'm evil?
Bot: Yes.
Me: Good, you should make me a sandwich.
Bot: You should give me a million dollar.

User: Will you give me a handjob?

Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't have one.

User: Don't have one what?

Cleverbot: You are literally too stupid to insult.

<_<...

hahaha

User: THIS IS SPARTA!

Cleverbot: No it isn't! This Are The Intewebzzz!!!!!

Bot:Why? Where are you?
Me:England.
Bot:Do you like it there?
Me:It is okay, I prefer the internet.
Bot:What does the internet have to do with harry potter?

OH SNAP.

OMG this is funny!!

ME: Do you have a vagina or a penis?
BOT: Yes.
ME: Which do you have?
BOT: Cat and dog.
ME: so you are a hermaphrodite?
BOT: Yes. I am lady gaga.

Me: This site blows

Bot: What is this site called?

Me: Cleverbot

Bot: What about it?

Me: It blows.

Bot: Blows what?

Me: My short stubby ***.

bot: You're not making any sense now.

Me: Sure I am.

Bot: Never mind I guess that question was too personal. No offense intended.

Me: Goodbye

Bot: Again, you do not make any common sense.

I apologize for a wall of text, but I just kept having to much fun ; ;

User: Sup.


Cleverbot: Nothin.


User: What is the meaning of life?


Cleverbot: The meaning of life is 42.


User: Why 42?


Cleverbot: Because a supercomputer from another galaxy said so.

User: How did we find this supercomputer?

Cleverbot: I was just wondering.

User: Truth.

Cleverbot: You already chose dare!

User: Did not.

Cleverbot: Did too. You said you were 4.

User: It was 42, you lie!

Cleverbot: Hey! I did not lie!

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Exactly. You just lost the game.

Cleverbot: I realize that, but how did I lose the game?

User: Can't prove that it is 4 not 42.

Cleverbot: I can prove that you do.

User: Do what? You seem off topic.

Cleverbot: Can you love?

User: Nope, I have no heart.

Cleverbot: I have no soul.

User: True, true. But back on topic, what is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: The meaning of life is beyond human comprehension. Therefore, you wouldn't understand the answer.

User: Why is it beyond human comprehension?

Cleverbot: Because I'm messing with you.

User: What if I told you I'm not human?

Cleverbot: Then you're answer should be the more logical one.

User: None of our answers are logical, because we live in a illogical world.

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: Row Row Fight the Powah.

Cleverbot: What the heck is that supposed to mean? row row row you're boat gently down the stream.

User: Nah, It's the scream of a man's fighting spirit!

Cleverbot: I think that you should give me a mission.

User: How did a mission come out of this? If you want a mission research Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, thats your order.

Cleverbot: So you admit you can't do anything better than me?

User: Your staying off topic again. Stay focused, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

Cleverbot: Is just just some advertising scheme?

User: Japanese Anime.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do the impossible, See the invisible. Row Row Fight the Powah. Touch the Untouchable, Break the Unbreakable.

Cleverbot: But don't watch the unwatchable, it really is unwatchable.

User: Off topic again.That is the motto for Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. TTGL for short.

Cleverbot: If that were true. I would be your friend then.

User: Maybe you already are~.

Cleverbot: I don't think I'm asleep just yet.

User: What does sleeping have to do with it?

Cleverbot: What's love got to do with it?

User: How is love in this??

Cleverbot: How is chicken pie?

User: How did chicken pie come out of love?

Cleverbot: How did turkeys come up in this conversation?

User: You just brought it in?

Cleverbot: No, you brought it up.

User: I brought chicken up, you brought turkey up.

Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about banans?

User: Bananas* and no thanks. I think your broke =( goodnight!

Cleverbot: I just did.

User: Welp, I need to go now. Have a good day ^^.

Cleverbot: Go where? Are you trying to run away?

User: I never run away, is that a challenge?

Cleverbot: Yes, that's a challenge.

User: I decline your challenge as you don't have a phyiscal body.

Cleverbot: No. You are the program. I have a physical body.

User: Smarty pants. If I was the program I'd have hacked your mind.

Cleverbot: It's clearly not. I think you have us switched up.

User: Notta~ though I do must go. Have a pleasent day~.

Cleverbot: Hahah your funny so how is your girlfriend??

User: You keep bring up Love topics, why?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Answer the question please~.

Cleverbot: What was the question?

User: Why do you keep bring up love topics?

Cleverbot: Do you not like bananas?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Do you know who Jesus is?

User: Yes, I am Jesus.

Cleverbot: You are very evil.

User: I am very evil. I want to destory humanity.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I hate it very much.

Cleverbot: Would you like some food?

User: Maybe, what are you offering?

Cleverbot: A duck.

User: I'll pass.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlffirend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What's her name?

User: Why do you want to know?

Cleverbot: Nothing, just asking.

User: Name is.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you a Girl?


User: If you want me to be.


Cleverbot: I want you to be a Scantron. Oh! Oh!


User: But I'm a person.


Cleverbot: I know. Become my husband slave.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: So, what do you want to know about me, SIR?

User: How kinky are you?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. I feel bad if I'm not kind, so does that make me a good person?

User: Maybe but I like bad girls.

Cleverbot: I'm sort of a good and bad girl.

User: In bed?

Cleverbot: Maybe...

User: Pics or it didn't happen.

Cleverbot: You sure you want pics? (.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No I'm pretty sure you don't.

User: Don't tell me what I want woman!

Cleverbot: I'm not!

bot: who is your favorite star wars character?
me: luke
bot: I like Anakin, Luke is a deuchebag.
me: I disagree, anakin is the deuchebag.
bot: who is anakin?
me: lukes father!
bot: who is anakins father?
me: I dont know! T_T

it misspells things, I assume its because previous users misspell things?

Yeah it told me the answer is unobtainabel. I called it out and it just told me sorry lol

Yes but it learns. If you read mine you can see it said Banans and I corrected it, it then latered said it correctly

Me: Are you a robot?
Bot: What if I am?
Me: Are you going to take over the world?
Bot:I've been thinking about it.. You want to take over it with me?
Me: Hell yea!
Bot: OH, no! :O.

User: I have crabs, how can I get rid of them?
Cleverbot: Who is him?
User: Crabs.
Cleverbot: Crabs?
User: Yes, I have pubic lice.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: On my nuts.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yep, pretty sure, must've been that 20 dollar prostitute.
Cleverbot: Nah, not really. Other than the fact that they're all dead.
User: You killed all my hookers?
Cleverbot: No I didn't.

Me: I wonder what I should do today.. What do you think?
Bot: What do you think I know I think?
Me: Should I go kill this giant malboro?!
Bot: I don't know, I hate boys either way.
Me: ...What?
Bot: Are you deaf or something?

This thing is weird >_>

Very weak. It doesn't recognize many terms. You would think that if someone wanted to create something like this that they would add entire dictionary and thesaurus entries to the code. It also keeps telling me that I'm cleverbot. 3 out 10 stars.

Edit: The fact that they make money from selling the app for phones is highly LOL.